User:Channel of the Sith/List of Vantawhite mlb players

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Hello. This is Channel of the Sith and this is my ultimate baseball tierlist for vantawhite Major League Baseball players. Some are extremely good (even some Niggers and spicy gringos have been good) and others, well aren’t very good. Let’s get right into it.

S tier

These players are all vantawhite, no exceptions. They helped revive baseball and set multiple records. All of them are very gemmy and me being me I would ask for their autographs if I saw them on the street.

1880s through 1890s

• Cap Anson. Southern aryan best known for being the first player to get over 3,000 hits. He was Pete Rose before Pete Rose and without the pedophilia. He also disliked Niggers and wished they would never play in MLB. He was also a 19x all Star and 2x MVP in 1881 and 1888. He is not into the hall due to hating Niggers or whatever.
• King Kelly. Kelly was a very good MLB player (1880-1894) who is most known for his 1887 season where he had a ridiculous .380 batting average and 204 hits. He was very effective with OBP and led the league in walks in 1884, 1888, and 1889. Statistically, he has more WAR than anyone else in the 1880s. He was elected to the Hall of Fame in 1944.
• Ross Barnes- Barnes was the first player to hit a home run and ended up playing 12 seasons from 1876-1888 with 5 teams. He lead the league in home runs 4 times (1880, 1882-1883, 1885) and was the first player to hit 20 in a season with 22 in 1882 (he also hit 21 in 1883). He was inducted to the hall in 1970.
• Will White- White only played 14 years (1878-1892), but in 1879, had the most dominant pitching season ever. He started 75 games, completed 71 out of his 75 games, and pitched 15 other games in relief. He had a 1.90 ERA that season, and won 50 games with only 21 losses. Hitting wise, he hit 7 home runs (including 5 inside the parkers) that year and had a .286 batting average, which was slightly better than the average hitter’s batting average (.276). Even though he only won 140 games after 1879 and dealt with an Achilles injury in 1882 he was so vantawhite and supernova’d in 1878 he made the official gem team. And plus he did it while only wearing glasses.
• Charles Van Hoss Radbourn- If you thought Will White was good this guy may be the greatest pitcher who has ever lived. In a 11 year career he won 314 games, an average of nearly 30 games a year. In 1884, while playing with the Providence Grays, he pitched 689 innings (680 from starting, 9 in relief), and had 59 wins. You read that right. A pitcher had 59 wins in a MLB season. The year prior, he had 48 wins and only 8 losses. He unfortunately retired in 1891 after being diagnosed with ball cancer and died 2 years later.

1900s

• Ty Cobb- Arguably the greatest baseball player to ever live. In a career from 1903-1926 with the Detroit Tigers and the Athletics he had a .367 career average, 4,189 hits, 897 stolen bases, and 4 seasons with an average over .400 (1908, .407, 1909, .420, 1910, .413, 1912, .401). Cobb also is one out of only 7 players with over 2,000 runs batted in and the only white man without steroids to do so (2,115 runs batted in). He got into a lot of trouble after he said the nigger word, and he invested in Coke or something like that. After retiring he lived on a Georgia farm and did magic tricks with a dog or something like that. He was inducted into the hall in 1935.
• Cy Young- Basically the Ty Cobb of pitching. One out of only 2 guys to have over 400 career wins. He had 511 wins. He is also the career loss leader with 328 losses. He has the second lowest career batting average against (.184), and until 2014 had the season lowest batting average against (.140, 1894). He was a 16x all star and 2x MVP (1896, 1898). He was inducted into the Hall in 1941 and lived the rest of his life as a vegetarian on his arkansas farm
• Honus Wagner

Dutch gigachad. Leads all of the 1900s players in WAR (2nd is Ty Cobb, third is Cy Young). Lead the league in home runs twice in 1901 (with 21) and 1902 with 20 (he was the first guy with 20 in a season since Ross Barnes). He is also 2nd in career inside the Parkers with 47 behind only an Indian named Jesse Burkett who made the Ruby tierlist.

• Walter Johnson

People forget about this dude because he played for the Washington Senators for his entire career (1901-1924), and they only made the playoffs 7 times in those 23 years. Despite this, Johnson won 424 games, and is 2nd in career losses with 320. He was also the first player to get to 3,000 strikeouts, eventually retiring at 3,553. Keep in mind Will White and Cy Young combine for only 2,884 strikeouts.

• Babe Ruth

What is there to say. This guy Smacked an utter ridiculous 714 home runs (including the farthest one in MLB history at 575 feet) and also won 93 games as a pitcher. He completely reinvented baseball on his own. In the modern landscape, he would still average around 30-40 dingers a season. He is 2nd all time in career homers per at bat, and played nearly his entire career as a Yankee. He was a 16x all Star, and led the league in home runs 11 times. He is the greatest baseball player to ever live, and it is not even close.

1920s-onward

Surprisingly there are only 6 Vantawhite players. They are Roger Maris, Jim Palmer, Tim Lincecum, Nolan Ryan, Randy Johnson, and Mike Trout.

• Roger Maris- Similar to Will White he had 1 year so good it was vantawhite. In 1961 he crushed 61 home runs and 180 runs batted in. Only one other person (a nigger named Ernie Banks) has more runs batted in a year (Banks had 183 in 1964). And plus he didn’t use PEDS or steroids. After that year, though, he only had 240 more dingers. Later in life he moved to Pennsylvania and started a golf company.

• Tim Lincecum- Lincecum is stand down the most successful pitcher in the 2000’s. After going undrafted in the 2003 MLB draft he signed a small contract with the Cubs. After signing that contract, he was traded to the Giants and made his debut in 2006. He won the Cy young award in 2008 AND 2009 with a combined 594 strikeouts in those two years. Only Nolan Ryan had more combined strikeouts in 2 years (602 in 1977-1978). He threw a no hitter in 2012 and won a World Series title in 2010, 2012, and 2014. After 2014 he basically retired because of how good his career was, playing only 49 more games in 2015 and 2016 with the Los Angeles Angels.
• Nolan Ryan- Nolan Ryan has more strikeouts then you ever will. Nolan Ryan has more bitches than you ever will. Nolan Ryan has a .179 batting average against. Nolan Ryan is the all time WAR leader in the 1970s. Nolan Ryan played 27 seasons. He is so good I can’t describe him. He mogs even Cobson and Bartolomeo.
• Randy Johnson- A lot like Nolan Ryan. People hate him because he killed a chicken when he was 7 or something. He threw a perfect game at 41 which doesn’t make sense. He has a career .290 batting average as a pitcher, which is extremely good for pitchers (he only hit 1 home run doebeit). He also is second all time in career strikeouts behind Nolan Ryan.
• Jim Palmer- Jim Palmer had over 3,000 career strikeouts despite only playing 19 seasons, won 3 World Series titles in 1971, 1973, and 1976, and he represented the US in pole vaulting in the 1978 Olympics. He was also a 6x all Star and made the hall of fame in 2006.
• Mike Trout- A young aryan who has already hit over 400 dingers and might break Ruth’s record.