SMG4

The 'za has been ordered.

THIS TOPIC ATTRACTS ASPIES Please remind those obsessed with this SNCA to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.

SMG4 IS INDIAN WRETCHED BRIMSTONE FROM THE DARKEST PITS OF THE JASSY!!!!!!!!!!!

>Muh smgs will be useful in the hungry jacks boog or crikey

SMG4, also known as SuperMarioGlitchy4, SuperMemeGuardian4, SuperMassiveGayfagIV or SubMachineGun4 or something is a youtuber & webseries about a fat indonesian australian going on gay nigger adventures with Mario and tranime OCs. Starting way back in 2011, SMG4 is the only (formerly) funny thing ever associated with Bitch Productions, initially being simply gemmy spine-tickling subtitle-utilizing laugh-producing Super Mario 64 Machinimas where almost every character was a retard, until one day the author, Luke Lerdwichagul, hired his brother to start writing for him near the end of 2016. While little changed initially outside of 2 new iron characters, the show slowly transitioned into a congolese vantadust GMod slop channel that is completely unrecognizable from its former self a decade ago. It's likely a large amount of Glitch's funding comes from ad revenue and merchandise sales of SMG4.

SuperMuttGoyim4's decline in quality is the webseries equivalent of zombie franchises like Spongebob or The Simpsons, though it is arguably worse as said cartoons didn't completely replace everything from when they were relevant. Some chuds argue wether it became goyslop or was always goyslop due to the usage of Nintendo raisin. Despite the Big N's track record of purging any unauthorized content with their IPs, SMG4 has remained untouched by them for over 13 years. (FACT: Nintendo is so aggressive to fan content because japs have an incredibly legalist hivemind & the company's higher ups were trained on a 1985 mindset where any bootleg game will cause a crash like what happened to Atari)

SMG4 would also introduce niggerbrim lore and an attempt at a serious tone, which falls flat on it's face because the vast majority of it completely goes against the random & goofy themes of the old videos. The spine-tingling gut-wrenching serious lore often appears in arcs, with such examples including "the rapper bob arc" and "the anime arc". Tranime has had a clear influence on the channel and serves as yet another examples of weebshits ruining everything.

Characters

SMG4 has dozens of brain-tingling gender-validating characters

• Mario: a FAT MONKEY SHITALALALALALALIAN BRAPZILIAN NIGGER FAGGOT who spends all day eating spaghetti naked and is comically stupid. He was the former star of the show, but nowadays just sits and makes reddit tiktard jokes and never moves the plot. He also falls into the cartoon trope of a stupid character being flanderized into a literal manchild by retard writers.
  Some nigger also drew a shitty nuvariant based on him or something.
• Luigi: Mario's zesty ahh brother who also barely does anything and is mostly used for wholesome 100 jokes
• SMG4: the self-insert main character who totally lives in a giant gay circus castle instead of Australia, New south wales, 6/138 Newton Road Blacktown. Initially he was meant to be the one guy who was sane, but has devolved into being an obsessed ESL homo who's constantly trying to make da epic maymays XD!!1! (gets btfo'd by your average 16 year old nusoicaca and instagram reels meximutts who only have capcut). For the majority of the show's existence xe was a recolor of mario, which was acceptable until getting redesigned into a cocomelon ahh original character DONUT STEEL!
• SMG3: the former villain of the machinimas & evil version of SMG4 until after 2020 when he got thought-provoking character developmenterino and is now SMG4's gay tsundere sidekick.
• Meggy: the coal that killed Super Mario 64 Bloopers. Xhe is a lawyer, cop, streamer, detective, paintball athlete, coach and correct 90% of the times but totally isn't a Mary Sue because xhe's bad at cooking for some reason. Xer introduction is considered by many to be the start of nu-SMG4. Was originally an inkling before being turned to a human to get nintendo out of their ass so they can make merch out of her to steal some money out the coomers' pockets.
• Tari: blue cunt who constantly cries and is a quirk chungus neet character. She is a walking advertisement for the dead show "Meta Runner" and has gooned to ducks 420 thrembillion times. Might be the worst character.
• Axol: giant anthro axolotl character (OH MY LENA RAINE IS THAT A HOLSUM DANGER NOODLE CUTE 100 SALAMANDER MINECRAFT? UPDOOOOOT!!!) who drew tranime. Also the main reason why The Anime Arc happened or something. He became a childish autist when he fell in love with this melon bitch. The writers decided to do a good thing for once and killed him off, leaving us with one less walking vantablack.
• Melony: goonbait tranime melon girl that was initially a joke inanimate object character until becoming Axol's love interest. After the 2 became a couple for 20 seconds, xhe was forced to 420 bleachscope him. Xhe was then a demigod mary sue and got demoted to a background character after the writers realized xhe was pointless.
• Saiko: pink hair tranime stronk musxle mommy that played sabaton or some shit (used that power to BTFO Bob out of his nigger rap career, if that matters) & then was also demoted to background character.
• Bob: Majora's Mask "Garo" that's used as a vassal for safe thug jokes. Imagine a xitter tumblrtard trying to write a hood nigger basically. Was the last character introduced before the channel became a coal mine in 2017.
• Fishy Boopkins: Mario Spike that doesn't stfu about anime. Also has a little brother named JubJub that can only say his word like a retard and an excuse to steal the "Kick the baby" joke from South Park.
• Mr. Puzzles: A bootleg TV Man/Vox as well as SMG4's attempt at a tumblr sexyman & a villain that doesn't get killed off. Despite the name, xe has nothing to do with puzzles.

• Karen: a furfag cat whose intended on being the OPPOSITE of those selfish little fucks who refuse to get boosted and have thanksgiving in the middle of a global pandemic
• SMG1 & SMG2: you would think these guys are also recolored Mario clones, but instead they are bright flashy blobs from a made up game because fuck you.
• Toad: moving away from the shitty nu-characters, Toad was depressed from being enslaved by Peach and took bath salts to be happy, becoming obnoxious and crazy. Hasn't had a speaking role in several years.
• Princess Peach: former ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom (marge why wasn't she the queen then) who was a dumb rich blonde girl until Kevin started to hate her and flanderized her into a whiny bitch that does nothing but nag just like a real woman. This was not enough for him though, so he made a 30 minute "movie" called "It's gotta be perfect" which basically called his fans selfish little fucks for not liking the redesigns and ended with the SM64 castle being permanently destroyed and turned into a massive cave full of demonic goop, where Peach slowly died and got killed off. A new castle would be made a few months later and it looks like shit.
• Bowser: incompetent koopa king who was awarded Ohio's Rapist of The Year. Stopped appearing in 2020 and is basically written out after his waifu was killed off. also likes chicken nuggets for some reason who gives a shit.
• Chris and Swagmaster696969: Goldeneye 007 characters who used Text To Speech. Chris is somewhat normal, while Swagmaster is a swag thug criminal. The duo was featured in the subseries "Guards n' Retards" before it got cancelled. Surprisingly, they are the only side characters from the gemmy age still being used and have only faced little coalification.
• Steve: the minecraft character who was a complete caveman who acts on pure impulse, best known for saying "Hi Guys!" and has W rizz. Never used outside of nostalgia bait these days.
• Shy Guy: obsessed with toast even though soylent is a much more healthy neutral meal replacement, especially when mixed with bugs.
• Waluigi: Wario's doppleganger who faced the misfortune of being the focus of the first arc, being demoted to a background character with the one joke of selling tacos.
• Xboxfan997 & FighterMario54321: inserts of SMG4's old friends that haven't even had cameos since 2021. Despite this, the two work on the show and are major fags now.
• Starman3: insert that was revealed to be a pedophile & IAS

Holy shit I've hate watched way too much SMG4 to know this.^{[which is NOT autistic behavior btw]} For the love of God do not waste time seething at coalers on 'tube, it's not a frootful endeavor.

On the soysphere

In late September, 2024, /soy/ would raid the contest submissions for War Of The Fat Italians. It unfortunately ended up being a failraid as the glitch team just ended up cherrypicking all of the challenges. There is a /swa/ namefag who makes IAS kino vantawhite SM64 Bloopers on Youtube called Teh PETRIXXX Show. There are some funny slopjak edits of SMG4 clips on the 'ru. It's also probably watched by Murder Drones Pedo. But overall, no one gives a raisin about SMG4 which is for the better as we don't need yet another troonslop pedo nigger (inb4 some shemmycuck starts spamming it).

Dox

https://doxbin.com/upload/SMG4DoxxedByRealityCTB64L

Gallery

• a classic smg4 clip, (soyboorufied)
• another one