Jerome
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 Jerome is a DEAD VARIANT
This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month. |
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Jerome is (((Jewish))).| Jerome | |
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| Mentally retarded fucking Soyjak | |
| Aliases | Horowitz |
| Origin | /soy/, late 2022 |
| Booru posts | unknown |
| Based on | Itsoutjak |
| Subvariants | Alberto, Thinking Jerome |
| Nationality | American, but Jewish |
Jerome is a deformed Soyjak based off of Itsoutgetinhere.
One of the deformed soyjaks, Jerome would be much more obscure than his other deforms, with only around 100 posts., but he is notable for looking the most uncanny, potatoe’d and spine tingling out of them. Jerome would eventually receive a makeover with the lips and Pepe eyes of the OMG SISA femjaks intensifying his weird look. Oddly enough, Jerome would receive a lot of edits being Homer Simpson, the husband of Marge. Jerome was auto tagged on the booru as a subvariant of both Itsout and Alicia, although he is clearly a distortion of the former and not the latter upon further inspection, meaning the tagging of Alicia was a mistake made by Jannies. It's likely that mistake is due to Jerome looking very similar to Alicia while lacking some features from itsout like the enlarged stubble Another existent distorted version of Alicia also looks very similar to Jerome, probably adding to the confusion.
Lore
[edit | edit source]Jerome Horowitz Hamberg Goldberg was born on March 26, 1986 to the Goldberg family. He was named after Jerome Horowitz, a comedian in the 1930s. Unfortunately for his family, his mother used prescription drugs like Tylenol during pregnancy and Jerome ended up with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. This caused his face to look like Leatherface on Crack. Jerome was often bullied in high school for being a disabled Jewish. When he was in his 20s, he discovered the message of Klaus Schwab from his endocrinian-kastoisiologiylogy teacher. He learned from her that white people were oppressing the genderqueer Togolese, and that you needed to drink soy to save them or something. Jerome’s 90 IQ brain decided to abide by this, and he flew to Germany to meet Klaus Schwab. In Germany, he decided to permanently move to a 12 square foot apartment with only doors, a bathroom, a tiny couch, and a VR headset. He can often hear people having sex, taking shits, and using drugs, but he’s grinding VR so it’s okay. Nowadays, Jerome has given up judaism, and is now a practicing scientist. He attends multiple BLM rallies and environmental meetings. He is avidly against Donald John Trump, despite having never voted in a US general election. He is currently close friends with Schwab who considers him a WEF (World Economic Forum) sysop. He is also close friends with Feraljak and talks often with him in VR.
Facts
[edit | edit source]- His favorite movie in high school was Monkeybone, though he hasn’t seen it in 20 years
- His least favorite country is Russia, followed by America, and then Brazil
- He is a vegetarian
- He loves Joseph R. Biden
- He has visited Austria and Netherlands
- He considers India a great country
- He loves diversity
- He uses public transportation instead of a car
- His favorite movie is Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
- He is unaware of Soyjak.party
- He never got the Sneed joke.
