Cobshit-23
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This is a recreation of an archive of a page on the Jarty wiki.[1]
Cobshit-23 is a deadly Coal based disease infecting Soypedia. It is vital that everyone on the 'ki do their part to help stop it. To that end, the LSS have implemented a few common sense emergency guidelines for the betterment of us all.
Depending on the current risk level (green, orange, red) different guidelines will be in play. The current infection level is Green
Infection Levels
[edit | edit source]Life at Green:
- No Special Restrictions
- Maintained vigilance against future Cobshit-23 outbreaks
- If users aren't found to be stanning the LSS and drinking the Lute-Aid, the risk level may be increased
Life at Orange:
- Increased level of datamining
- Frankenstein radio controls turned up to high
- Browsing the site without a mask and gloves WILL result in a permaban
Life at Red:
- The LSS WILL break into your house at 3AM to beat you up for no fucking reason
- Your shower has a camera in it
- And all the other restrictions in Orange
What can I do to stop the spread of Cobshit-23?
[edit | edit source]There are many things you can do to help stop Cobshit-23 including:
- Undoing vandalism
- Writing new articles
- Fixing pages with broken files
- Article Chudding articles from Soyjak Wiki or other places
- Reporting your friends to the thought police for wrongthink
Rewards
[edit | edit source]The individuals who do the most to fight Cobshit-23 will be awarded a special good cuck soyboy badge in the future. So get the heck to it, sisters!
