Soyvil War 5 (Leftist Perspective)

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Soyvil War 5 (Leftist Perspective)
Date July 30th 2025 Location The entire Soysphere, including leftypol, and parts of xitter
Belligerents
Soyletariat and commies	Reactionaries Quotist forces File:Bourgeisie.pngBourgeoisiecucks
Commanders and leaders
leftypol Silberfisch File:Niggnin.jpg General Niggnin	Quote File:SOG.png Homeland Security File:Donald Trump.png Donald J. Trump

The Soyvil War 5, also known as the Soyvil Class War, Soyletariat Revolution, or the Great Soyvil War is a conflict in which The Soyletariat, leftypol, and leftist elements on the soysphere attempt to overthrow the bourgeoisie Quotist administration. As a result a large coalition of Reactionary chuds, jannies, and glowies have formed against the soyletariat. The Soyvil war was announced on the soyjak wiki but was reverted and censored because the jannies were losing. Dobkun's manipulation theory was proven right.

Prelude

Class dynamics and class warfare had existed previous to the war, especially in Soyvil War 4 and Soyvil War 2, when users fought against the ruling admins. Over time the sharty has became somewhat a cultural and political underbelly of many memes and speech, it has caused the soysphere in general to become a ideological battleground. But it really started to become obvious when /pol/ and /leftysoy/ were created. During December /leftysoy/ was established and this was the first instance of soyletariat self-management in sharty history, and the first leftist only space on the soysphere. Eventually Mustard crushed the independent board and banned many of the former users, this caused large outrage and brought rise to many more leftists. Over time these groups were fighting, until it broke out into a real soyvil class war.

Terminology and Theory

The word “Soyletariat” was first described in the Communist Manifesto of the Leftysoy Party. The word is used to describe how the proletariat in the real world also exists in a sense on the internet, with both experiencing repression. The Manifesto also states that if the soyletariat were to seize intellectual production in society, it would also allow the proletariat to seize material production. Bourgeoisiecuck is also a word used by leftists referring to the owning class in the material world and also admins.

It effectively ties together the Marxist idea that intellectual production (ideas, culture, morality, media) serve the interests of the bourgeoisiecucks (the owning class), and only by controlling it can the Soyletariat create societal change, including the material conditions of the proletariat.

What started it all

On July 30th, 2025, the leftybooru was raided by the sharty, while the Soyjak Wiki would like you to believe the sharty won it, they really didn’t. Around the later half of the raid like many other sharty raids, 764 and “spawnism” foodist nazis joined in on the raid and started spamming ‘p. The thread was then deleted by jannies and the Soyjak Wiki does not mention that part. 2 days later a thread was posted on leftypol by General Niggnin calling out the inner soysphere for allowing “nazism to groom young soyteens and having ideological similarities to foodist groups”. 1 day later on August 2th a thread was posted on /soy/ about the leftypol thread and it evolved into a raid thread, during the raid nazi foodist again started spamming ‘p on the leftypol thread likely from the jassy. On the /soy/ thread after the raid failed in disaster it became a shiftfighting thread between leftists and normal people vs foodists and soyteens who supported “DNB”. The argument was about whether ‘p and “DNB” was the same level. Normal people argued that since DB is a image of a child being abused and ‘p is also a image of a child being abused they are at the same level of degeneracy and illegality.

After the thread was deleted there was anti-communist soyteens spamming leftypol while leftist soyteens shiftfight with rightoids on /soy/.

The Great Wipe of /soy/

On August 4th /soy/ was wiped by multiple alunya spammers, frogs, Soytan posters, and chudcels. The reason for the massive escalation in the war was because on the same day the soyjak wiki recognized the Soyvil War 5, there was also a failraid against leftypol by the reactionaries, and limeade started the Second Great Soysurgency to boost pph. Upon realizing the Soyletariat was winning the jannies began mass banning people and censored the Soyvil War page pretending it didn’t happen.

/soy/ since August 5th

After the wipe 9a0c gave up trying to control /soy/ and for the last week it has been filled with NAS, fetish content, and spam. This has been a attempt to divide the soyletariat but has only made more unite against the administration. Over time more and more leftists have began posting on /soy/ with the absence of jannies.

The War on Spliters

The War on Splinters is a series of purges, raids, and DDOS attacks against sites that formerly splintered from the sharty, these include the nuschlog, swedishwin.com, zarty, and much more. Surprisedly pedophile sites like the jassy, have been less targeted with DDOS attacks from Quote.

It is almost entirely forced by Quote to try and kill competition, this wiki might be next.

MoonMetropolis and the Nuschlog Purge

On August 17th MoonMetropolis, Suznetsov, and any other janny on the nuschlog team was banned. Surprisingly Jackson was kept. The purge was caused because supposedly Moon had larped as a BBQ Sauce alt on kiwifarms, Moon has denied the connection stating “I was watching a movie while it was happening”. This is true because MoonMetropolis wasn’t active all day when the LARP happened, the perpetrator LARPing as BBQ and MoonMetropolis e-mailing MoonMetropolis about it and the Fake BBQ Sauce that was allegedly MoonMetropolis also had multiple spelling mistakes differentiating the Fake BBQ from MoonMetropolis.

Schlog Coups

On August 19th a banner message was on the schlog stating “Moon got deposed by Jackson, the server owner. You can now control which badges are displayed on your profile by going to the badges section. Submit user ban requests to 9I99ER (self ban requests will not be fulfilled)”. 9I99ER was eventually removed from power then a double coup happened with Pepsiman taking control, the current domain is soyjakblog.st

/dem/ conflict

The SNCA /dem/ board on Augest 8th became a PR disaster for 9a0c and fembooru. After Quote confirmed 9a0c rigged the election for fembooru so he could goon and groom the soyletariat it caused a massive outrage. CobsonTALKS also was prema banned from the inner soysphere for rule 3 this was likely done because 9a0c is trying to secure fembooru’s control.

/dem/ shutdown

/dem/ was eventually shut down entirely after a pol got a superiority asking whether to delete or keep it, enough people voted to delete it and it was promptly deleted and the first instance of bourgeois democracy on the sharty was dismantled for fascism.

BBQ Sauce

Some new manager (probably another 9a0c alt) that finally banned DB and AI child abuse

Censorship on the inner soysphere

The sharty and soyjak wiki has done a massive censorship campaign against leftists and other rebels for the past months, this all started after /leftysoy/ was originally deleted by the FDL. Sharty effectly is becoming a fascist regime promoting grooming of children into nazism and foodism while also censoring people who criticize it.

soyjak wiki

The soyjak wiki is one of the largest hubs for information on the soysphere outside of this site, because of it. The site is comprised of a minority fascists who censor many pages for slightly being out of line. Former user kiki (1984jak) was a neo-nazi who had created many pages promoting the ideology, eventually it was found he had posted neutralplliers with embled CSAM material,it took ages for them to ban his alt account while it will take them minutes to ban you if you disagree with their jannies.

Soybooru

Currently the soybooru is one of the only safe havens on the inner soysphere for any form of speech that isn’t praising the administration or nazism. Silberfisch is a major soyletariat figure on the soybooru who luckily hasn’t been banned and still is making many gems.

Minor conflicts

The Schlog-Shroom war is a minor war that has been happening since the schlogpocalypse. It first started when some Shroom users spammed the link of the shroom all over the schlog. The shroom has somewhat effectively won the war but with some losses, neither of the sites have regained the same activity that oldschlog had. Some rightoids and leftists do fight on it too.

The Second Great Soysurgency was a manufactured “war” created by limeade (confirmed by Quote to actually be 9a0c) to boost pph on /soy/ and distract the soyletariat from the Soyvil Class War. It was a utter failure but /soy/ has almost no moderation.