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Sidonscoping is a forced meme?
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| > | In Memory of Basedjoe
World Assembly Delegate of Shation & The Most Keyed Diplomat in NationStates History It is with genuine "soy-row" that we announce the death of Basedjoe. A legendary figure within the Soyjak.party colony on NationStates.net, Shation, Basedjoe was officially "disgraced" from the site this week after the site-wide Jannies decided the vibes had become too heckin' kino to sustain. Basedjoe didn’t just play the game; xe transformed a dry government simulator into a high-octane gallery of gems. The State of the Union: Gems and Pinkman While other players were busy debating tax percentages and civil rights policy, Basedjoe was focused on the only metrics that mattered: The Gem-to-Coal Ratio. Xir tenure was marked by: The Pinkman Proclamations: Establishing a national identity based entirely around the "keyed" energy of Jesse Pinkman. Every official state telegram was a high-effort "gem" that left the "normie" regions in a state of total confusion. The Sidon Doctrine: Basedjoe treated Prince Sidon not just as a character, but as a standard of excellence that no government official could ever hope to reach. The "Sidon-Scope" Incident The end came when Basedjoe turned xir sights toward the NationStates establishment. During a routine diplomatic dispute, Basedjoe engaged in Tactical Sidon-Scoping against the regional moderators. When the Jannies attempted to enforce "community standards," Basedjoe replied with the Prince’s signature pose and the devastating, final verdict: "You will never be a Sidon." It was a truth so "keyed" it shattered the simulation. The Jannies, unable to cope with the reality that they were, in fact, not 7-foot-tall Zora royalty, hit the delete button. Legacy of a Colony Legend Basedjoe’s nation may have been deleted, but xir impact on the Sharty diaspora is eternal. Xe proved that you can turn even the most serious political sim into a playground for "jaks" and "gems." In Lieu of Virtual Flowers: Flood the regional message boards with Pinkman posting. Remind a volunteer moderator that they will NEVER be a Sidon. Maintain Shation's "keyed" status at all costs. "He didn't just break the rules of the game; he broke the Jannies' spirits. He scoped the state, and the state blinked first." — A Fellow Colonist Rest in Soy, Basedjoe. Your nation is gone, but the gems remain |
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Sidonscoping, or Soxxing, is a pastime enjoyed by many shationteens where 100% Bangladeshi men call restaurants or text restaurants pictures of Lolcows and ask for banning lolcows/horrorcows like Cyraxx or Chris Chan. The term comes from Zelda character Sidon, who is this weird fish-human thingy. The pastime is very similar to Jackbox raiding or Habbo hotelling except more judicious, as lolcows like CYRAXX and Chris Chan are convicted sex offenders (and in the case of CWC, literal Motherfuckers). The term was invented by Shation user and controversial Soytan addict, Basedjoe, otherwise known as Steven Blake of Northern Minnesota when discussing nuclear weapons.
Basedjoe might be banned from the Shation, but scoping will always be swag. #keepscoping.
List of people who have been sidonscoped
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- Cyraxx
- Cyraxx’s mom
- Synonymous
- Soy2jak.party
- A bunch of Nationstates literal whos
- Shigeru Miyamoto
- Leadpipe images
- Worldoftshirts
- Steve Jeltz
- SomebodyRum
Gallery
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Sidonscoping Warriors of Augmented Trolling
