Flawless Sparklemoon (CIA Coverup Perspective)

This topic is related to soyjak.blog Here were namefags and SNCA.

The mare in the mirror.

For the perspective of wannabe lees, see Flawless Sparklemoon (Detractor Perspective)

Flawless Sparklemoon is a user on Soyjak.blog. She is known for her expertise in magic and spells. Miss Sparklemoon traveled to our universe VIA her multiverse research. Many users hate her because they are jealous they will never be a real mare. She sometimes threatens to use a magic blast on users that attempt to threaten her. She is NOT your average pony.

Backstory:

Flawless Sparklemoon once was a human, but one day was cursed with a spell. This bound her and a less sexy mare together and created the most perfect and flawless ponybride. She now has the power to protect Equestria from evil foes with all the spells she has learned. Despite being turned into a mare, she feels no sexual attraction towards ponies in general. She has claimed to be responsible for the death of Pinkie Pie.

Dislikes:

• Cars
• Lee larping
• Zebras
• Fags
• ERP
• The Sopranos
• Haitians
• PIPP
• Bronies

Likes:

• Exploding people
• Magic
• EveryPony
• Spells
• Brewing
• Being awesome & the greatest