Mustard

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WARNING: PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILE(S)
You can help by notifying Chris Hansen, and also by ordering 'za to xir house

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This person is a GOONER! Xe has severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel

THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT! This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.

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This topic relates to IRC ⓘ Here be bulls, malware, and TAP WATER.

Mustard is connected to Der 'Cord

Don't nick change any femboy (You) see. Verify for the self harm server's 18+ channel to get free nitro and gore 'p.

This topic has connections to Kiwi Farms
	Milk every lolcow you see. Archive every JULAAAAAY in this page's history to become Thunderdome's thumbnail misusing politisperg of the year.

>	Why are you quadrupling down on this The anime style is inherently chilidish but children do not have titties	<
Mustard in a IRC conversation

Mustard is the coal that is killing the Party!

This page is a Tanzanite Trvthnvke.

Mustard is possibly Supreme.

Biography

(THIS PART IS MOSTLY A JOKE (but may be true) DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUS FACTS)

Infancy

When Mustard was little, he was groomed by 5 'cordniggers. He was exposed to 'p and gore at a very early age which deeply troubled him, and practically made him an outcast at a very early age. He was also told by his mother that he was an abortion survivor which made him even more mad at the world.

Teenager

When Mustard became a teenager still couldn't find friends, his troubled past caused him to have a sudden terrible, TERRIBLE, urge. He did not knew why but he knew something was wrong with him.

He later learned how to download 'p on his hard drive and began saving money for more hard drive so he could sastisfy his urge.

He never got arrested for possession of 'p because he lived in Russia (where 'p is legal if that matters).^[MARGE?!]

Adult life

Now still living with his mom inside his basement, he now moderates for the 'ru, 'ki, and other Sharty related sites (he's also in a intimate relationship with Quote) all while sharing MLP, FPE, and babyjak porn on the #ftm-general of Quote.cord.

Soybooru

He is a admin and developper for the site. He is pro-bait (as in bait that involve pedophillia).

Mustard concerning obvious 'p (loli)

During a IRC discussion concerning the kuzcord files, mustard gave his opinion on one specific image that was found in the DMs.

>Why are you quadrupling down on this
>The anime style is inherently chilidish but children do not have titties