Somalia

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Somalia is a SNCA country in Africa near the Gulf of Aden and Djibouti. The natives are known for having massive foreheads (which is how you identify a Somalian). Somalians are famous for stealing money with daycares, and being obsessed with bananas and dogs. Somalians are also very big Moorish Christians, and get into wars with Ethiopia, Djibouti, and Eritrea.

History

It is said that the Somalians immigrated from a land called “Mine-Soj-Tha”, (now believed to be Minnesota) meaning “our home”. When the Finnoishe Flood of America happened, they were forced to flee into the Aden valley. They created an advanced civilization in Africa and ruled the Indian ocean. It is said that they invented the Kimono when Japanese sailors shipwrecked in Mogadishu. The term comes from the Somali 'kiimooniyo', meaning "to serve looks". Somalia was colonized by obsessed Italocucks, and remained a Italian colony until 1960 when it became a piracy anarchist UNW buffer state.

Geography

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Geographically, this country is almost entirely hot snca desert due to its proximity to the equator. There are also sparse regions of savannahs. The temperature is so high that not even the native niggers can even stand it there, which is why they all move to developed countries with exploitable welfare systems like America and India.

Famous History after 1960

Politically this country is in niggerhell. Corruption is endemic with reports of massive embezzlement at just about every level of governance. Clan-based systems, as in many non-Western states, prevents these issues from being dealt with. Their parliament was founded in 1956 has more than 200 seats, and 54 senators. there are more than 100 political parties in that country. Also something about bananas from Aden and Yemen

Languages

The language of Somalia is unsurprisingly Somali, an Afro-Asiatic language related to Hausa and Keshi. It is not the only language spoken, with Arabic as the country's second language and Soqotri as the Semitic language spoken by the 44 Jews that live there. Boon, Bajuni, Bravanese, Dabarre, Garre, Jiiddu, Mushunguli, Oromo, and Tunni are the languages of various minority ethnic groups.