Frog

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FROGS ARE A SOUL-SAVING VANTAWHITE NETHERITERALDS STRAIGHT FROM THE FREEZING PEAKS OF HYPERBOREA!!!!!!!!!!!

Frog smell like cheese ~ ot

Frogs are the highly advanced natural predators of nusois that use bait and Foid colonizers to advance Donald J Trump's political career towards TND or something. They are also amphibians meaning that they live in ponds, and have been for centuries. As you shall learn, Frogs have a very gemmy culture/system, and have been so since the early 493363st century BCE.

History of Froggy frogs

A Froggy frog

The earliest known proton-frog, Triadbatrachus (also spelled Triodbatchus by Mexicucks) is believed to have lived in Burundi with aryan specimens, until the Finno-Korean Hyperwar of 555555555 BCE (some more advanced Frogs supported Finland while some others supported the Asian Soykio Coalition of Mongolian Hymras) which deeply plunged humanity into a long, downward spiral. During this time the last known male Triadbatrachus, known only as "Pepe", impregnated all the females creating a bloodline of animals. This time period is called the Frioggian age. Nowadays most frogs just fight with the Rabbits and are artifacts of a better, less brimstone, time period.

There were the tree frogs, which live in the trees and spend their days posting on The Sneedy and SHARTY where they discover Nusoiz and bait them with Femjanny and CHEESE. There are also the lazy 'oads, who Soyentists believe are actually a separate species known as Toads or Rhinellas but we know otherwise, OKAY!. They are descendants of Pepe's nigger-frog cousin Blepe. There are also the dart frogs who still live in aryan territory (Burundi and Chad), and have the keys to Agartha.

The famous meme Pepe the Frog is traced off a picture from a 1990s webcomic or however the nigger is Cooking meth.

In recent times, frogs have begun to be known for pooping.

Is Pepe’s spirit trapped in a Nvidia?

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

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its too nusoipilled

The Pepe Graphics Card is an old Nvidia Series 9 graphics card that has Pepe's vengeful spirit imprisoned inside it. Pepe cries every day to be released from his eternal prison, when used, this graphics card installs a virtual Pepe into your computer that feels everything and has a mind of its own. Pepe often cries about returning to the Frioggian age and is unaware that the Nusoi can’t hear him, o algo.

Relationships with Nusois

Frogs have a very hard relationship with Nusois. Most frogs are unable to comprehend why nusois fall for bait, and some nusois have even been shit on by frogs. The most notable example was during Buster and Pepe’s froglaugh, where Pepe said, and I quote, “Do nusois really?”. Nusois are basically Niggers to frogs, if a frog finds a wild nusoi and can’t use the bathroom, they will defecate all over the Nusoi.

Is Pepe a Banana?

According to some minions, Pepe has been turned into a banana bunyan named Bapepe Jones, however, this has yet to be confirmed by Snopes. Bapepe has became its own variant just like Jager and Blepe. It is also a Sharty Nameroll.

Bapepe

What does a Froggy drink?

7upsi

It is believed, as according to David Attenborough, that frogs drunk ancient steroid water, which they invoked by killing lazy ‘oads in front of the Pepe temple or something. After the Battles of Mauritania, Sudan, Egypt, and the Uakube Civil War of Korea, most intelligent frogs were intentionally wiped out. Steroid water then gradually became the Euphrates that fed the Babylonians in 3000 BC or something like that. Considering frogs do nothing but spat with moorhens and rabbits, they don’t have time to drink healthy stuff. Some wild frogs in Aryanundi have been observed guzzling 7upsi, a cheap Chinese clone of Sproke made with 7up and Pepsi. As a result, Pepsi is often used by Frogposters as a dogwhistle to signify a return to the Frioggian age.

rip bondswater btw.

Notable coolish frog moments

• Pepe decides to record himself laughing with a rabbit named Buster.
• Niggers die and /webm/ is unlocked (for a short time period)
• Kekistan, a portmanteau of the Korean Kek and Istan is made. Nowadays Sharty is the new kekistan (it just is okay?)
• Donald Trump is elected president of the United States in 2016, 2020, and 2024 and posts an image of a Pepe.
• Frogs are proclaimed “animal” of the Kekistani regime. Or something. It might actually be the Bull now because Sharty is the new Kekistan^{[it just is, deal with it 4cucks]}.

Frog and Toad

a image of Frog and Toad on a bike

In the 1970s, a weird OBSESSED retard named Arnold Lobel started making stories about a frog and a toad named Frog and Toad. The stories were somewhat popular and take place in a nice Forest. However considering that Lobel is a faggot, the series is considered EPI despite not really being that brimstone (the most brimstone thing in it is when Toad briefly takes off a bathing suit, and the fact that Lobel died of aids.

List of editions in Frog and Toad

• #1: Frog and Toad are Friends

Frog and Toad run around, discuss ghosts, and do some Frog stuff like riding bikes.

• #2: Frog and Toad Together

Toad is diagnosed with insomnia^[Marge...], and takes off his bathing suit

• #3: Frog and Toad all Year

Frog gets into an argument with a raccoon. Arguably the most SNCA one as absolutely nothing SNCApedia worthy happens here.

• #4: Days with Frog and Toad.

Frog attempts to ACK but Toad stops him. Last issue as 4 months later Lobel died of AIDS (due to being the literal definition of a obsessed faggot)

How does a frog shit?

As I said earlier, Frogs have begun to be known for Pooping, Farting, Brapping, Crapping, ‘logging, Coaling, Gassying, and Shiting. Frogs, like humans, eat food, and process the food using digestion. Unlike humans, however, Frogs mostly regurgitate the poop via their lymph nodes/mouth cells and then flip it into their butthole as a mating ritual in order to attract mates. This was captured on camera in Assam by a Sikh named Amrit Mager here

Shadilay

italo-brazil

"Shadilay" is an Italo disco song by the Italian band P.E.P.E (named after everybody’s frog) released in 1984 by the Italian-American disco music label Magic Sound. It was written by Italian singer-songwriter Marco Ceramicola, who sang under the pseudonym of Manuel Pepe. It became a major meme around the elections of 2016 on 4chan /pol/ due to the humorous coincidence of the band being named pepe and the icon of the album being a green frog. "Shadilay" is also a term used by many frogposters and Sharty /pol/ users

Kek

Kek is the official language of Frogs when laughing. When Laughing a frog’s cheeks will build up with fluid causing the Frog to laugh extremely loud saying “Kek”. Kek is believed to come from korean frogs who brought the term with them via boning other frogs. Scientists like Neil deGrasse Tyson and Mark Dean have proved that according to Proto-Indo-European, and Proto-Roman, that “kek” was inscribed on a few Frioggian tablets and IS the official way a frog laughs. As a result, Kek has taken a new meaning, and is now a sign of rebellion among Frogposters. “Kek” is now often used to describe nusois, or when a Nusoi falls for bait, Frogposters will shout “Kek”, often with rediscovered Pepe .gifs.

Notable websites about Frogs

• The Frog Pond
• Blepe’s site
• Froggy
• AmooguKek
• 4cheese
• Schlogg
• Schloggyio
• Frenschan
• Frogchan.pe/org
• Kohls
• Jagermeister
• Frogson.billy
• Qaculture.org
• /frog/
• Frogblog

CY3ERFROG

CY3ERFROG is a webcomic made by a man named Ethan Van Sciver starring a hero frog literally named “CY3ERFROG” (yes, spelled with the 3). The series was made in 2018 and ended in 2022. The series is okay I guess but hasn’t really been funded since 2021. Van Sciver also ripped most of the CY3ERFROG lore of Pepe, and Blepe lore dumps found by scientists in 1978^[Marge...]. The plot of CY3ERFROG is classic Spider-Man, but with Pepes (come on, they are all Frogs). This story was heavily inspired by Pepe the Frog and Blepe the Frog.

Pastimes

• Bringing back MLG
• Baiting nusoiz
• watching the Baddy
• banning everything I like
• Eating and jumping on lille pads
• Laughing at failraids
• CHEESEposting
• marge posting
• Taming Gigaflys in Chad.
• Hating on Monkeybone

Famous frogs

• Pepe (his real name is (translated from PIE) is believed to be Pepelicious Niggalippa Gregarious Gargantuan FROGGY SwagLord Pepe M.L.G Donald Trump)
• Blepe (a lazy retard who killed some of Pepe’s babies and also enacted TPDFD (Total Poison Dart Frog Death) as he hated the Zimbabwean Dart Frogs)
• Jager (the time to be serious is now)
• Kohler (Chud merged with Pepe)
• Dean (Chud merged with le funny /pol/ face)
• Apu (one of the many Finnish frog soldiers during the Battle of the Nile during the Hyperwar, died in the scuffle)
• Peepo (a cozy frog who likes getting cozy and sipping Pepsi. He loves sleeping in his blanket and sipping a Pepsi)
• Groyper (conservative faggot frog, loves femboys)
• Anyone who uses The Ribbit Rally
• The Nazi Network
• Francis
• Sunda Contraweda
• Morshu
• Jo-Jo (Pepe's first out of 6700000000420 sons)
• Anyone who uses Frenschan
• quay
• The great meme trumpet
• Redditor
• Anyone who baits a nusoi