Want to continue the fun of planet.soyjak.st? Use SoyPlace, it will be online for as long as Gold can pay his server bills. Faggot (talk) 19:41, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: All unofficial revivals of the shemmy will be treated as hostile communities without prior approval by jannies, this is because they all seem to be run by Discord pedophiles. Faggot (talk) 11:41, 26 September 2025 (UTC)
Ribbon
This page mostly goes over smaller details of her activity on Soy Forums as well as other SNCA, for general information click here.
Ribbon
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| Gender | Female, AFAB. |
| Nationality | Chilean |
| Occupation | Soysphere Artist |
| Years active | Since 4chan /qa/ |
Ribbon, also known as FloydTech, is a 17-year-old alcoholic Chilean drawfag on SoyjakBlog and SoyjakForum. On the Soyjak Blog, she was known for drawing cute stuff as well as her unstable mental health which made her journal thread an interesting read. Her mental instability has mostly settled down since she joined Soyjak Forum. On Soyjak Forum, she acts normal now (boring).
Quick Facts:
[edit | edit source]- Has made a lot of contributions to the Sharty, including Sharty 4ever.
- Sounds like an ESL squeaker baby[or however the fact is unchecked]
- Chronic alcoholic since her early teens, would get drunk and start posting on the Sharty and it was funny as frick.
- Father is a literal soyboy.
- That explains a lot.
- A SoyWomxn for South Park.
- Was the first person on Soyjak Blog, or even the entire Shartysphere, to e-date with another Soyteen.
- Her 'cord partner was Gapey from some place in the USA, a blonde BVLL codefag doodler.
- Gapey has been banned for the false assumption that he was manipulating Ribbon as well as being a creep, despite being the same age. He has later been unbanned.
- They have broke up for unknown reasons, which caused Ribbon to GO NUTS N***A on her journal thread turning it into an emotional wreck. The reasons for their split-up is unknown, other than that she hurt him during her boozing time, which resulted with Gapey leaving the Soysphere (Jesus)[1].
- Likes dogs.
- She has falsely accused the Soyjakblog user Jimbo of making inappropriate comments about her, which resulted him getting permanently banned despite no proof being shown that Jimbo actually did this, Jimbo has since been unbanned after lengthy investigation.[or however the fact is unchecked]
- People forget she actually did this.
- >OMG, JUST LIKE MI HEKKKIN FALSE RAPE ACCUSATION STORIES ON REDDIT!!!
- Aspires to make her own cartoon someday.
- Has assaulted someone in school IRL.
- Has been spared from the Soybooru Foidocaust.[or however the fact is unchecked]
- No clear statement to why she has been unbanned, but it's probably due to being "one of the good ones".
- Was Ronalds (NuDev) pet.
- On Soyjak Blog, she has wanted to commit suicide a few times over the most mundane things or devalue herself.
- Even though she's a b-word, due to her mental state please avoid putting this user under heavy pressure or bullying.
- Despite being Latinx, she is white.
- Known for making fun draw threads, unknown if she still does this. 
- Was given janny on the Schlog for literally no reason, has since been revoked due to being an obvious Shroom Shill.
