Want to continue the fun of planet.soyjak.st? Use SoyPlace, it will be online for as long as Gold can pay his server bills. Faggot (talk) 19:41, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: All unofficial revivals of the shemmy will be treated as hostile communities without prior approval by jannies, this is because they all seem to be run by Discord pedophiles. Faggot (talk) 11:41, 26 September 2025 (UTC)
Soyjak.blog
| Foundation | March 31th, 2024 |
|---|---|
| Closure | Still Online |
| Creator | Broot |
| Owner | Moonmetropolis |
| Major Boards | /you/, /qa/, /ama/, /jrn/, /games/, /dump/ |
| Total posts | 688,416 |
| Notable Events | Schlogpocalypse |
| Website | https://soyjakblog.com |
Soyjak.blog or better known as the Schlog, is a Xenforo forum created by Broot as an alternative to blogposting on the sharty, Since it is required to have a name in order to join the site, It would quickly gain infamy amongst soyteens due to multiple controversies and general drama, which lead to it being often compared to discord.
History
The Sale
On april 4th, 2025. Froot would decide to sell the schlog after he had enough of dealing with the general faggotry and petty drama, his tipping point would be the announcement about how Soyteen Liker and Meursault were e-dating and planning on meeting up IRL.
The Schlog was sold to the 'cordnigger p0rt42 (A.K.A telnet, should I mention xe is the owner of Homercord and was permabanned by DOLL for it after xis 'cord was leaked?), however schloggers dissatisfied at Froot's management of the website, decided to create a splinter on april 20, known as Soyjak Forum or the Shroom.
p0rt42 ended up not liking running the schlog and gave it away to Jackson who also didn't want to own it, so xe gave it away AGAIN to MoonMetropolis, who is the current owner.
