terrycrews

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terrycrews

This person is trans btw, if that matters

terrycrews
Gender	Female
Nationality	Estonian
Occupation(s)	lolcow, namefag
Years active	2024-2025

terrycrews also known as Teresa is soyjak.blog's most infamous namefag and lolcow, known for causing extensive amounts of drama and irreparable damage to the reputation of the schlog.

General Information

Terry is the schlog's most complex and multidimensional namefag, mostly as a result of her BPD and attempts to switch her personality when creating alts, this trend of creating personas makes it difficult to discern when she's telling the truth, as she's known to be a pathological liar. But to go over the basics: terrycrews is a pooner estonian namefag who joined the schlog on September 12 of 2024 and quickly amassed controversy. She posted extensively and browsed the site primarily through TOR. She's also suspected to be crippled and wheelchair bound based on some comments she made alongside her accounts and sometimes shows a big hatred towards Islam and black people, the latter of which is because she's suspected to have been raped by a nigger at some point of her life, judging by some statements she made, although she has denied this. Terry's username is inspired by the actor of the same name, due to her love of masculine and strong figures. She's very emotionally unstable and prone to picking slapfights with other users, and has admitted multiple times to crying or breaking her stuff due to stress of shitflinging on the schlog, she's also opposed to gooning and has decried users for making bbc or other suggestive jokes and acting "pornsick" as she would describe. Despite her multiple accounts, her typing style and mannerisms are very easy to identify once you've seen enough of them, which is how her alts are discovered very quickly.

History

Terry's history can be summed up in multiple eras of posting, the most noteworthy of which are as follows:

Pre-Schlog, /qa/ era

terrycrews had learned about the soysphere from Kiwi Farms and became a namefag on the sharty's /qa/, due to the nature of the site, a lot of Terry's ventures at the time are lost or only able to be found via archive sites, making it difficult to know what she was up to, so most information about this era come from word of mouth from those that had interacted with her. It's important to note Teresa still used /qa/ even after joining the schlog and would make threads in there whining whenever she got banned from the blog.

Beginning, pre ban era

This was the time when Terry first joined the schlog, before making any alts. This was the era where she begun to gain notoriety and cement her status as a gegbull, at this time, she was at her most hostile against other users. Terry would always strive to look tough and pretty much only insult and provoke others, often falling for bait and hardly contributing anything to any threads she would post in other than derailing them, this would be what gave her a bad reputation and lolcow status. During this, she would always threaten physical violence to other users, culminating into her iconic phrase "I could literally beat you up, dude" (this was also the time where Terry used the word "dude" excessively in her phrases). Teresa would also lie about being 16 years old during this era, when she was actually 21, it is unknown why she did this, but possibly to discourage other user towards making sexual jokes of her due to her disdain against pornography.

Fortuna

Fortuna was Terry's alt account created on October 11 of 2024, after Terry requested her main account to get banned due to Steve winning the janny vote. Her behavior would change dramatically while using this alt, as Fortuna would act much nicer to others and interact with threads properly, usually saying sorry when others criticized her instead of starting a confrontation. She would share various aspects of her personal life, and view herself as generally pathetic for being over reliant on her parents to do basic tasks and lacking a job or driver's license. Despite this, users would quickly suspect that Fortuna was Terry due to some shared mannerisms between the two, including insisting on being a biological male despite that clearly not being the case. After it was confirmed that Fortuna was an alt, she got banned.

Molly

After Fortuna, terry's most prominent alt was Molly, where she pretended to be a mtf tranny, adopting troon behavior and a Lain profile pic, this was likely Teresa wanting to use reverse psychology to make others call her male. Interestingly enough doe, Molly would say that xhe wasn't an autogynephile and was instead an htst, and that xhe was also underage and convinced to transition by parents and doctors. Users would again begin to suspect that it was actually Terry, and she was eventually found out definitively that it was her after she sperged too hard about race on a thread, promptly getting banned for being an alt yet again.

Nu 'crews

Some time after Molly, terrycrews would be unbanned on her main account. Her behavior would be a combination of classic terrycrews and Fortuna, where she would still shitfling with others, but not as frequently and not as aggressively as before, likely because she was now a well known and had more experiences with the users unlike in the early days. During this era, terry was temp banned multiple times, eventually starting to shitpost by writing in big text and pretending to be a tranny, culminating in her being permabanned after doing erp publically in multiple threads.

Terry's first profile picture.

In between all these eras, Terry had posted using other alts, some listed below:

List of Terry Accounts

Schlog:

• terrycrews
• Fortuna
• Molly
• Everyone
• oneshot enjoyer
• I HATE NIGGERS
• Ninetendo Switch
• Grinch
• Wireshark
• Libba2
• white guys really can jump

Kiwifarms:

• bingin
• I'm better than you
• Pro-Islam = Anti-Woman
• Number
• Good News

Relationships

• Ribbon: Ribbon had interacted with terrycrews multiple times while both were active at /qa/. Ribbon even said on the schlog and shroom that Terry is the primary reason that she is even well known as a namefag. Terry had also multiple times criticized Ribbon for e-dating fellow schlog user Gapey and another reason for Terry's dislike of her is merely the fact that she is a woman and Chilean.
• Sodack: Was another schlog foid that Terry was obsessed about, as Teresa hated sodack for being obsessed with the fictional character Kars from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and because Terry believed Sodack was receiving special treatment from the userbase for being female. Ultimately, the primary reason for Terry's hatred was due to her own pooner misogyny opposing any display of femininity or seeing a woman being treated well by the userbase, as that would contradict her FtM mentality.
• Jimbo: Jimbo was one of Terry's closest acquaintances at the schlog, as the two would be friends and even infamously erp with eachother. The two would imply multiple times in the schlog that they were in private contact at discord, but despite all of this, their relationship would be complicated as the two would often still shitfling and throw insults at one another
• Anthony: Anthony is a pooner drawfag, who similar to Jimbo, would interact with Terry at the schlog and /qa/. Anthony would claim that Terry contacted her in private multiple times, and while at the schlog, Teresa would constantly seethe at her too, Terry also claimed Anthony is the reason she's known as a pooner.
• Steve: Steve was the schlog janny that Teresa hated the most, with her disdain starting even before he became a mod. She would temporarily quit the schlog when he became a janny and constantly advocate for his demoting.

Real Identity

Much like satoko_houjou_fan, the personailty and supposed characteristics discussed on this page might be merely a persona/character made by an individual looking to troll. The primary tehories for terry's identity are:

Kara

After claiming he knew but couldn't share Terry's identity because he "would be in trouble", MoonMetropolis would eventually share a leaked screenshot between Redditor and Kara/JFK where the latter would say he was behind the terrycrews accounts. Kara himself is a diaper fetishist foodist who was associated with Ronald aka Nudev. Kara would join the thread and explain his mentality behind it and try to argue with users about the his controversial actions. However, he never actually shared any visual or definitive proof that he was indeed terrycrews. Kara is known to be massively untrustworthy and prone to lying for attention just as whenhe falsflagged Ronald, so for these reasons, it's unlikely this could actually be the case.

Cuckjeet

Even when the cuckjeet was active at the shroom, many users had already suspected xhe was actually terry, this is because of the similar mannerism, opinions and the inexplicable hate he had for Sodack. This theory has gained support after the cuckjeet shared his feminine hand and physique on /pol/, along other evidence that he could actually be a pooner. Redditor would also say that on the terrycrews identity thread that the cuckjeet was not Kara, meaning that if Kara was lying about being Teresa, the cuckjeet could be the real terry.

Other Trivia

• She claims to be fat enough that her "moobs" jiggle
• She wanted to become Christian because she believed it was the only way to be a good person
• She once made a thread asking "Who has the most miserable life on the schlog?" and didn't include herself only for a janny to do it later on
• She pees sitting down
• She cries when she gets really angry
• She once got another namefag known as basil banned because she claimed to be 16 and basil asked her to post dick pics. Basil was later unbanned when Terry claimed to be 21 on the account Fortuna.

Further Reading

• terrycrews article on the Soyjak Wiki
• Terryjak article on the Soyjak Wiki