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SoyBlog - Cockvore War

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SoyBlog - Cockvore War
Part of Cockvore attention whoring
Center
Date4/14/2026 - 4/16/2026
Location
SoyBlog
Status Over
Belligerents
Soyblog Staff Cockvore SNCApedia staff
Commanders and leaders
Coalfarmer Cockvore Editor
Units involved

Willy

Paradox

Cockvore

Shitty bot spam system
SNCApedia users
Strength
Owning the site Obsession, Loli, and his shitty self insert Owning the wiki
Casualties and losses
The site for about an hour His accounts everywhere The news page for a few minutes

The Soyblog - Cockvore War was a short 2-3 day conflict between a known pedophile and attention whore named cockvore16 and the staff of the soyblog forum. Coswork was banned from the soyblog sometime in February for being a pedophile and baiting users of the site which is forbidden as of the soyblog's rules. He would get leaky trying to attention whore everywhere including this very wiki until finally being banned here.

He would then rape the news page adding the dyke/lesbian template 40 times (he has a kink for lesbian loli) and saying things like "YOU MESS WITH THE BULL YOU GET THE HORNS WANKER" and a few other corny attention whore schizobabble sayings using his alt account on the wiki. The attempt was to bait coalfarmer and make him leak which failed as coalfarmer was asleep during the raid. He would then after join soyjak.forum, a competitor the soyblog, under the name "NewTechnology" where he would spam the same annoying sayings until getting banned.

This angered cockvore so much he hatched an evil plan to raid the soyblog. The soyblog at the time had a policy of allowing anyone with a registered email to join the site. Him being the selfish little fuck he is ruined it by registering thousands of accounts using a unsophisticated london-based botting system which used a random assortment of numbers for usernames and burner emails from a tor address.

The first 10 messages or so were made by cockvore himself testing the bot with a few sayings such as hello hello and other snca. After he realized that it worked he then spammed a copypasta title message with his ugly self insert saying "COSWORK WON FUCK YOU COALFARMER" around a few thousand times bloating the forum's total posts from around five thousand to one million and a half. The forum was shut down for about an hour as coalfarmer, willy, and paradox deleted every cockvore account and every post he made by hand. Afterwards a java script code was made with the help of forumotion staff, users now had to get manually approved which makes everything slower and more inconvenient, and cockvore was banend everywhere except on Onion Farms where the admins defended him for some reason deleting all reports of him showing images of him saying he goons to teenage feet and on his shitty endchan bunker for the shemmy which will hopefully be replaced by smoot's revival of the shemmy soon.