Brimstone

PLEASE ALSO EXPAND THE OTHER MINERAL PAGES (at least, the important ones) because I’m too lazy to do it all myself

>Though maybe you were looking for Mineral Rating System?

THIS PAGE IS LITERALLY ABOUT ODORIFEROUS THAI BRIMSTONE THAT WOULD GET ANY POSTER IMMEDIATELY ‘NISHED BACK TO BRAPTARUS!!!!!!!!!!!

This page, against all logic, is a gem.

The average brimstone poster, brimming with brimstone

Brimstone or sulfur is an obsessed form of coal from Niggerhell that actively harms the posters who view it due to how incredibly low-quality it is. Dat shit can hurt yo eyes cuza' how trash it is. Brimstone is often considered to be even worse than dust, with prolonged viewing posing a serious risk to the viewer's body and soul. These sinister posts' evil qualities commonly lead to the obsessed derailment of otherwise gemmy threads. Some types of brimstone rapidly proliferate like an obsessed cancer before dying out just as quickly. Overall, brimstone is a very obsessed and macabre quality of post, and should generally be avoided. Most people who post brimstone WILL obsessively burn.

NOTE: Brimstone isn't vantablack. It’s actually Vantayellow

Brimstone is sometimes called Cheesestone due to it's yellow appearance

A brief history of Brimstone

The term brimstone (as well as coal), comes from Psalm 11: Upon the wicked He will rain coals; Fire and brimstone

Many images that meet the brimstone criteria can be traced back to Twitter, where users who have little to no knowledge about soyjaks attempt to make 'jaks of their own.

As noted by the Holy Soyble in Nate 18:25: "It is easier for a plus-sized black trans queen to go through the eye of a needle than for a poster of brimstone to enter the kingdom of Soot". This implies that posters of brimstone (and potentially those who enjoy it) will burn in Niggerhell for eternity.

Examples of brimstone

• Minorities
• Failed admins
• Troonslop
• Trooncore
• Troonification
• Grooming
• Failtrolls, including Foodists and the UTTP
• Actual sulfur

Anything and anyone in or from Niggerhell

See also

• Coal
• MRS
• Antimatter
• Dust
• Party-killing coal
• Niggerhell