Want to continue the fun of planet.soyjak.st? Use SoyPlace, it will be online for as long as Gold can pay his server bills. Faggot (talk) 19:41, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: All unofficial revivals of the shemmy will be treated as hostile communities without prior approval by jannies, this is because they all seem to be run by Discord pedophiles. Faggot (talk) 11:41, 26 September 2025 (UTC)
Quote
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| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | British |
| Occupation(s) | Soyjak Party Admin, developer, professional splinter raper |
| Years active | 2022-present |
Quote, also known as BananaSplit is a Sharty developer after NuDev "left", and now the current owner, after Froot stepping down. His name came from his favorite video game, Cave Story. He is known for allegedly DDOSing splinters such as the Shemmy and The Kuzzy; making him a common boogeyman for splinter users whenever their sites get botted for having no or shitty CAPTCHAs.
FACTS (according to detractors):
- Xhe is getting railed by BBC every time she DDOSes an SNCA website instead of a pedo one.
- Xhe likes pedos because she only DDoSes and spambots splinters nobody cares about and not actual hostile pedo sites like the Jassy.
- Xhe has big boobs.
- BBC slut.
- This page was made from the perspective of
literally anyone who doesn't bootlick hima butthurt splintercuck. - quote uses arch, by the way
- quote is an ftm pooner
- quote probably goons to 'p
- quote is fat
- quote probably has aids
