JKLFarms

🤣 Rest in piss, JKLFarms 🤣 Smoking that JKLFarms pack tonight.💯

The Soyjak Wiki HATES JKLFarms. Big 'Ki™ has tried to censor this page's topic and erase it from history. The only reason this page exists is to document something that would've otherwise been undocumented.

THIS SITE COULD GET YOU BANNED FROM SOME SOYSPHERE SITES. JKLFARMS IS NOT CONSIDERED A HOSTILE COMMUNITY ON SHARTY CONTROLLED SOYSPHERE SITES BUT THIS COULD CHANGE.

JKLFarms

Foundation	February 14th, 2025
Creator	Administrator
Owner	Administrator
Major Boards	JKL, Blogposting, Seriousphagging, Industry Plants.
Total posts	1,348
Website	jklfarms.org/

JKLFarms, also known as LKJFarms, was a forum parodying internet suicide cults such and foodist forums like Skibidi Farms (minus gae pedo shit), sharing a small user base of "Suicidians" (users of JKLFarms and a play on the term "Noctulian") with the shroom and old 'schlog due to the fact it was made after the old 'schlog went down and before the shroom went up. Due to it's parody of Foodist forums, it also attracts unironic pedophiles. So far within the site's existence, three genuine Foodists have been banned.

It was a forum site built on the XenForo software, the same software used by Kiwi Farms, Soyjak Forum, and soyjak.blog. Due to what the site is parodying, it has been under heavy criticism, with MoonMetropolis and Jackson mass banning Suicidians from the schlog and JKLFarms both being "exposed" and filtering to nigger farms on the shroom.

It would later change to its other domain and its name. It now leads to a Xenforo error.

The tuey has a thread dedicated to "JKLfarms media and discussion" in the bunny board, claiming it is "sinister and JKLpilled".

Mythology and Beliefs

Suicidians believe in a place called "Razorborea" where people who kill themselves go to. They believed that Charlotte Fosgate's suicide closed the last portal to Razorborea and that people have to commit suicide to access this place in the afterlife, they also believe that the more painful the suicide, the higher reward you will get in the afterlife. According to them, Razorborea offers premium state-of-the-art razor blades, benadryl, and unlimited access to X, the everything app. They also venerate Ronnie McNutt and John Pork as saints.

Organization of the Site

The site was much more like Kiwi Farms than the 'schlog with more general types of boards rather than separate themed boards for specific topics. There are only 2 categories.

JKLFarms Meta

• Matters - Complaint board for SLFs.

Main Stuffs

• JKL - Main LARP board and main cultural hub for Suicidians.
• BlogPosting - Exactly what it says on the tin.
• SeriousPhagging - The only serious board besides matters – no larp here.
• Industry Plants - This is JKLFarms’ equivalent to both /incel/ on the ’schlog and ’shroom, /cw/ on the ’shroom, and the lolcow farm category on Kiwi Farms.

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Reactions

Reactions

Reactions	Points	Description
Thumbs up	+1	Used to express liking of a post.
Thumbs down	-1	Used to express disliking of a post.
Trans-Heart	+1	Used to express that a post is high-quality.
JEJ	+1	Used to express that a post is funny.
Gentlemen's Laugh	+1	Used to express that a post is funny.
It's True	+1	Used to express a post is true or you agree with it.
Neutral	Neutral	Used as the equivalent of posts that cause you to feel unamused.
I agree!	+1	Used to express a post is true or you agree with it.
Sobbing	Neutral	Used for sad posts that make you feel bad for the OP.
Based and Trad!	+1	Used to express that the post is keyed.
pinoy	-1	Used to express that a post is something that pinoy (who?) would post.
Facepalm	Neutral	Used for a post that's cringe or stupid.

Trivia

1. Hovering over the sobbing reaction in a thread plays sad piano music.

Future of JKLFarms