Cobblestone
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This person is a fat brown pooner btw, if that matters |
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This topic refers to this very wiki. Here be documentation of every type of SNCA. |
💔 'LOCO!!! SHE CAN'T BE THAT ATTRACTIVE!!! 💔
This page features a not-so-pretty woman
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THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL! Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking! |
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THIS BITCH IS A HIV-RIDDEN DYKE! This individual is a dyke and will likely start scissoring in the near future.
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This topic is related to  Here be everything Schlog had but worse and with more SNCA.
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Cobblestone is the coal that is killing the wiki!
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| Gender | Female |
| Nationality | Italian or Jordanian (Presumably) |
| Office | Administrator of Soyjak Wiki |
| Political party | Independent, Quotist in name. |
Cobblestone is the sixth admin of Soyjak Wiki, effective August 7, 2025. She is the most prolific editor on Soyjak Wiki, as of November 2025 accumulating over 37,000 edits since she created her account. She first found the Sharty around the first Soyvil War, and later joined somewhere around late 2024.
She had a bit where she larped as a pooner on SoyBooru and the Shroom named Cutebooru. After admitting to being Cutebooru it was found out that Cobblestone was a woman, something she tried to hide before. [1]
Her SNCApedia account is User:MakerofClankers. Cobblestone is now currently mostly inactive on this wiki, she was formerly an admin but she got demoted to helper/janny for inactivity. She has exported many pages from here[2] and despite having an account here, she barred the creation of a SNCApedia page on the 'ki due to it having links to splinters considered hostile like the Swinny and more controversially the Chinny. Nowadays the SNCApedia page redirects to Gold's page.
During her leadership of the 'ki, she has done a bunch of decisions such as deleting many pages, memoryholing hundreds of pages, and, most notoriously, generally disliked policy changes, like getting rid of the mineral rating templates[3] and banning under 18 users following the Cacacaust, which has led to the immigration of some Soyjak Wiki users to this very wiki. She also posted a Derpson template
[4] showing confusion when met with a negative reaction, along with defending a babyjak goatse
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Along with that during the reveal of her being a woman there was a trend of a bunch of nusois writing lustful sentences asking for boobs, this was such a noteworthy and impactful thing that the phrase "Cobblestone show a good Hunky some boobs please" has become a trend on the site, being used for AI Hunky videos. [6]
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Old depiction used before it was known that Cobblestone was a woman
