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soyjak.blog
the former owner of this site has already leaked someone's IP, use a VPN or Tor before using the site![1]| soyjak.blog | |
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| Founded | March 31, 2024 |
| Creator | Broot |
| Owner | PepsiMan and Soyteen Liker (under Jackson and Angeleno influence) |
| URL | https://soyjakblog.st/ |
soyjak.blog or better known as the Schlog, is a XenForo forum created as an alternative to blogposting on the sharty. Since it is required to have a name in order to join the site, it would quickly gain infamy amongst soyteens due to multiple controversies and general drama, which lead to it being often compared to Discord.
It was created by Broot who let the site get taken over by DOLL and later Froot, turning it into a sharty-owned soysphere site. Froot eventually considered shutting it down, then sold it for $2500 because of e-daters and general faggotry on the schlog. Fearing the site would get shut down, the old jannies, most notably SmallAnus, made a splinter, Soyjak Forum; with a lot of old schlog users moving to said site.
Since the sale, it is unaffiliated with the official soysphere sites and is thus deemed a splinter along with the shroom. It is, however, still not considered hostile by Quote.
This site is in a constant useless nigger war with its neighbor, the Shroom, with much social engineering occurring on this very page. Both shroomcucks and schlogcucks would shit up the recent changes of Soyjak Wiki until both pages were deleted from there and moved to SNCApedia due to the edit warring and trickery.
History
[edit | edit source]The Sale
[edit | edit source]On April 4th, 2025. Froot would decide to sell the schlog after he had enough of dealing with the general faggotry and petty drama, his tipping point would be the announcement about how Soyteen Liker and Meursault were e-dating and planning on meeting up IRL. After the sale announcement, Schlog jannies, most notably SmallAnus, dissatisfied at Froot's management of the website, decided to create a splinter on April 20, known as Soyjak Forum or the Shroom.
On April 26, 2025, the Schlog was sold to an user named telnet who was later revealed to be p0rt42, an user that was previously permabanned by DOLL for being the owner of Homercord. However, despite the schlog surviving, the old jannies did not shut down the shroom, and they and a lot of old schlog users decided to stay there. The post-sale schlog is sometimes called the nuschlog.
p0rt42 ended up not liking running the schlog and gave it away to Jackson who also didn't want to own it, so xe gave it away AGAIN to MoonMetropolis, then Jackson staged a coup and took back control of the site after MoonMetropolis was banned from the sharty-owned soysphere. Jackson is thus the current owner of the schlog.
Organization of the Site
[edit | edit source]The organisation of the site is very much like the Sharty and it divides itself into multiple themed boards where users can create threads and discuss.
There are 5 boards:
Meta
[edit | edit source]- /q/ - Soyjak Blog Meta - a board for propositions and problem-solving of the site, usually used by selfish little fucks and crying clitty leakers. (even though no one uses /q/ for it's purpose)
- /chive/ - Archive - a board used for archiving stuff on and out of the site itself.
- /froot/ - Froot Hate and Complaints - This board was used for Froot hate back when xe owned the schlog. Since the sale, this board has been locked and moved to /chive/.
The Schlog - main boards
[edit | edit source]- /you/ - Chat - supposed to be the site's parallel to /soy/ albeit without any IAS requirements
- /qa/ - Questions & Answers - the Q&A board.
- /ama/ - Ask Me Anything - for notable users to create "Ask me anything" threads
- /jrn/ - Journal - a board for 'teens to post journals about their endeavors or activities.
- /games/ - Forum Games - for forum games, such as the "Even though" game. Occasionally some poor soul gets the idea to expect people to bother with any game more complex than saying some bullshit about the post above them.
- /dump/ - Sprunki BBC Zone - its /nate/ but better, there's no porn.
Culture
[edit | edit source]- /int/ - International
- /rel/ - Religion
Adult Swim
[edit | edit source]- /srs/ - Serious Posting - FOR SUPER SERIOUS DISCUSSION ONLY BABY SAMMY SEWIOUS!!!!
The Club (Archived) - Boards in this category are essentially frozen
[edit | edit source]- /art/ - Gems & Masterpieces - for soyjak creation and discussion
- /mtv/ - Music, Television and Video Games
- /a/ - Animu, Mango, and Weabery - Brimstone
- /pol/ - Politics
- /leftysoy/ - Left-Handed Soyjaks - Leftist Board
- /fit/ - Fitness
- /incel/ - Internet Celebrity - for literal whos and lolcows and etc
- /ck/ - Culinary Arts, Food & Drink - because food is important or however my calorie intake is considered "unhealthy" by my "doctor".
- /pro/ - Projects - for any soysphere-adjacent project, such as FNAC. Formerly /gd/ game development.
- /caca/ - Caraborea - baba gaga wawaw weewa blog!
- /snca/ - Shit No One Cares About - /dump/ for /q/ exclusively
- /sp/ - Sports
- /tech/ - Technology - and anything tech and software related.
- /news/ - News and Articles - /pol/ but just news
- /his/ - History Discussion, Archives, and Research - for talking about history and for archives and also history research.
- /x/ - Paranormal/Schizo - talk about conspiracy theories and other le heckin' scary unwholesomerino nazi chud theories like that or something.
- /yyyyyyy/ - Nonsense - xe is the goon sprunki hitler bbc LIMEADE IS USING HITLER'S LANGUAGE irgihdnhfdnhuhfdhfnhuf. O'qoloo zanbwei? Haluu? Haluu!
- /cafe/ - Foids Only - basically KF's Beauty Parlour but one board without any mentions of lolcows.
- /an/ - Animals and Nature - talk about animals.
- /ohio/ - Skibidi Sigma Rizz - you have GYATT to be RIZZING me in OHIO BLUD
- /talks/ - CobsonTALKS - CobsonTALKS came back to the Schlog.
- /lgbt/ - Light Green Battle Tanks
- /sq/ - Soyquotes
Former Boards
[edit | edit source]- that one board that was for incels to post on that i forgot the name of
- It was removed because jerry_blevins was no longer moderator of the site. All threads on that board have been moved to /you/.
- /raid/ - RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS - raid whoever you don't like
- Probably deleted due to trannies trying to report the site.
The Rules
[edit | edit source]- You WILL NOT post, link to, or request illegal content.
- You WILL NOT advocate for, promote, or post pedophilia or pedophilic content. This includes being associated with pedophilic groups such as the foodists and the Order of Nine Angles.
- You WILL NOT advocate for, promote, or post zoosadist content.
- You WILL NOT flood the site with spam.
- You WILL NOT attempt to attack the site through DDoSing, hacking, trying to get our host to drop us, or anything similar.
- You are NOT permitted to post NSFW images or videos.
- You WILL NOT abuse the report feature with false reports.
- Making a post with the text "George Floyd griddy large black johnson 360 noscope compilation fentnvke 🅱️oop 🅱️and 🅱️iggers 🅱️ancing" in Courier New Font and an image of a Hostess™ Jumbo Honey Bun on a day of the month divisible by 7 at 11:11PM UTC-12:00 while using an avatar of OWAKCX with a 2 of spades tattoo wearing a fez is FORBIDDEN and will be met with extraordinary punishment.
Reactions
[edit | edit source]Reactions are small little icons which can be attached to any message on the schlog. They come as a default feature of Xenforo, the service which the schlog uses to operate. Reactions have been on the site since its creation. MoonMetropolis decided the best part of the site was the reactions and triple fucking butt-raped the site with over 100 of them because he fucking could or something.
Reaction Score
[edit | edit source]The reaction score is like Reddit karma but hecking different okay? Every time you get a reaction, you lose or gain a reaction score depending on what the reaction was like. Gem gives you 2 reaction points, and Coal makes you lose 1 reaction point. Reaction points are very important because it lets you know how much your gender-affirming little friends in your screen lick your boot or want you to kill yourself.
