Want to continue the fun of planet.soyjak.st? Use SoyPlace, it will be online for as long as Gold can pay his server bills. Faggot (talk) 19:41, 25 September 2025 (UTC)
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: All unofficial revivals of the shemmy will be treated as hostile communities without prior approval by jannies, this is because they all seem to be run by Discord pedophiles. Faggot (talk) 11:41, 26 September 2025 (UTC)
Schlogpocalypse
The Schlogpocalypse was an event where Froot sold soyjak.blog due to his long-time hatred of the site, also resulting in the site splitting in two.
It began on April 4, 2025 when Soyteen Liker and Meursault announced they were edating on the shiwi and soyjak.party IRC, which was the final straw for Froot who hated the schlog since its inception. He considers shutting down the site[1], bans both Soyteen Liker and Meursault from it[2], announces he's selling the site for Monero to the highest bidder[3] and leaks both users' IPs through kuz's Kiwi Farms account he hacked for the 2025 April Fools[4][5][6].
Schlog janny SmallAnus then creates a Steam group for schlog users to stay up to date on the Current Thing(TM). On April 20 he creates a schlog splinter titled Soyjak Forum or the shroom for short, going by "Shroot" on the aforementioned site. Almost immediately, the site is shilled on the schlog and Froot begins censoring any mention of the site on the schlog and sharty, giving Rule 3 bans to anyone who did. Said site also loses two domains, soyjak.forum and soyjakforum.st, due to using Jewish registrars.
The schlog was officially sold on April 26, 2025 for 11 XMR[a] to telnet, who was later revealed to be the 'cordnigger p0rt42. However, despite the schlog coming back, the shroom never shut down, with all of the Froot-era schlog staff and a huge portion of the schlog's userbase staying there. To this day, both Soyteen Liker and Meursault (kuzburger and Creasman on Kiwi Farms) are banned from Kiwi Farms, and the schlog and shroom are at war with each other.
See also
[edit | edit source]- Schlog-Shroom war - The continuation of the original Schlogpocalypse.
- Schlogpocalypse 2
Notes
- ↑ $2500 at the time
Citations
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21007533
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21008135
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21010914
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21011186
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21011349
- ↑ https://kiwifarms.net/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/post-21011349
