CIA

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The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is the main security department of the United States. Its members are commonly referred to as glowies or glowniggers because they are bioluminescent and emit a green light if that matters. Unlike jannies, glowies have a greater scope in terms of who or what they deal with; in most cases, they take down pedophiles and other disturbing criminals. They're also all full of aryans btw.

I dont know what to put here so have a list of every single glownigger datamining operation:

Pre-Snowden Era (publicly known or later confirmed)

• ECHELON (1947–ongoing) – Global signals intelligence collection network (NSA + Five Eyes)
• ThinThread (2001) – Precursor to StellarWind, had built-in privacy protections but was canceled
• Trailblazer Project (2002–2005) – Failed $4B+ data mining replacement for ThinThread
• StellarWind (Oct 2001–2011) – Bush's illegal warrantless wiretapping & bulk metadata program (revealed by Thomas Tamm & Snowden)
• PRISM (2007–present) – Direct access to the databases of Google, Facebook, Apple, Microsoft, Yahoo, etc.
• MYSTIC + SOMALGET (2009–present) – Records 100% of phone calls of entire countries (e.g. Bahamas, Afghanistan, Mexico, Philippines, Kenya)
• DISHFIRE (2010–present) – Collects ~200 million SMS text messages per day worldwide
• XKeyscore (2008–present) – "Widest-reaching" NSA system, lets analysts search nearly everything a user does on the internet without authorization
• Bullrun / Edgehill – NSA program to deliberately weaken encryption standards (RSA, Dual_EC_DRBG, etc.)
• MUSCULAR (2010–2013) – Tapped the private fiber links between Google/Yahoo data centers overseas (UK GCHQ joint op)

Snowden-Revealed Major Programs (2013)

• Boundless Informant – NSA's internal "heat map" of how many records it collects per country
• GHOSTMACHINE – Cloud analytics platform
• Tempora (GCHQ) – Full-take buffering of transatlantic fiber cables for 30 days
• Upstream collection (FAIRVIEW, STORMBREW, BLARNEY, OAKSTAR) – Tapping internet backbone inside US
• CO-TRAVELER – Tracking 5+ billion location records per day via cell phones
• Optic Nerve (GCHQ) – Captured webcam images from 1.8 million Yahoo users (many nude)
• QUANTUM (QUANTUMINSERT, QUANTUMHAND, QUANTUMBOT, etc.) – Man-on-the-side attacks to redirect targets to FOXACID exploit servers
• TURMOIL – Passive sensors on backbone
• TURBINE – Active command & control for millions of implants
• EGOTISTICALGIRAFFE – Breaking Tor (compromised 2013)
• HappyFeet / RoadBait – Geolocating targets via phone apps

CIA Vault 7 Leaks (WikiLeaks, March 2017) – "the largest leak in CIA history"

• Weeping Angel (2014) – Samsung Smart TV implant (turns TV into listening device even when "off")
• HammerDrill – Implants Windows machines via infected CD/DVD
• Archimedes – Man-in-the-middle attack tool
• Athena/Hera – Windows implant family (Athena can survive OS reinstall)
• AfterMidnight / Assassin – Windows malware frameworks
• Pandemic – Turns Windows file servers into infection vectors for entire networks
• Grasshopper – Custom malware builder to evade antivirus
• Marble – Obfuscates code to hide CIA authorship
• HIVE / CherryBlossom – Compromises home/business routers & wireless access points
• Brutal Kangaroo – Air-gapped network jumping via USB
• Fight Club / RickyBobby – iPhone & Android implants
• Sonic Agitator – Makes phones vibrate to trigger hardware implants
• Bee Sting – Infects via USB sticks
• SnowyOwl / Gyrfalcon – Linux implants
• BothanSpy / Gyrfalcon – Steals SSH credentials on Windows/X11
• YarnBall – iOS implant that steals location even when off
• UMBRAGE – Library of foreign malware signatures to frame other countries (Russia, China, Iran, NK)
• DarkSeaSkies / NightSkies – Mac OS X and iPhone implants (NightSkies was on new iPhones from factory as early as 2008)
• DerStarke / Protego – Missile control system implant (yes, actual missile guidance systems)
• PocketPutty – Remote command execution on Windows
• Cannoli – UEFI persistence

Shadow Brokers Leaks (2016–2017) – Mostly NSA Equation Group tools

• EternalBlue, EternalRomance, EternalSynergy, EternalChampion – SMB exploits (used in WannaCry, NotPetya)
• DoublePulsar – Backdoor implant used with above
• Exploits for Cisco, Juniper, Fortinet, TopSec firewalls
• UNITEDRAKE – Modular Windows implant (used since ~2006)
• DanderSpritz – Post-exploitation framework (like Metasploit but NSA)
• FuzzBunch – Exploit framework (like Metasploit)
• EPICBANANA – Privilege escalation on Cisco PIX
• ETERNALSYNAPSE – Remote root on HP printers
• BANANAGLEE – Persistent storage of stolen data on target
• ZESTYLEAK – iPhone bootrom exploit
• EWOKFRENZY – VMware ESXi exploitation

Later Revelations & Confirmed Ongoing Programs

• WINDSTOP / MONKEYCALENDAR (2016–present) – Collects all SMS in certain countries
• Project 6 (NSA) / DarkMatter (UAE) – iPhone zero-click exploits sold to UAE
• Quantum SquID – Skype video/audio interception
• SPINALTAP – Linux kernel implants
• INCENSER – Implant on fiber-optic repeaters
• GINSU / KONGUR – Persistent implant for air-gapped systems via PCIe hardware cards
• Cottonmouth-I, -II, -III – USB & Firewire hardware implants (look like normal cables, exfiltrate over RF)
• NIGHTSTAND – Wireless exploit injection from up to 8 miles away
• SURLYSPAWN – Keystroke logger over RF
• RAGEMASTER – Retro-reflector on VGA cable (records screen via radar from outside building)
• LOUDAUTO – Microphone implant hidden in audio jack
• DROPOUTJEEP – iPhone implant (claimed 100% success rate in 2013 docs)
• TOTEGHOSTLY – Mobile phone implant over WiFi
• PHOTOANGLO (GCHQ/NSA) – iPhone location/data exfil
• ICREACH (2007–present) – Google-like search engine sharing 850 billion+ records with 23 US agencies + Five Eyes