Hitler
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 Oy vey! Hitler is treif!
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This topic is related to  Here be everything Schlog had but worse and with more SNCA.
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This topic is related to soyjak.blog Here was namefags and SNCA.
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Adolf Hitler | |
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| Status | Dead |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | Austrian |
| Other names | The Rizzler, Clitler or simply Moustache Man |
| Years active | 1933-1945 |
| Best known for | killing DA JOOS |
| Predecessor | Paul von Hindenburg |
| Successor | Wilhem Keitel, Alfred Jodl |
| IAS? | No (even THOUGH he promoted soybeans) |
| Awards | Dictator of Germany |
Hitler is a right-wing homophobe!Adolf Hitler, also known with the last name Uunona was the Führer of Germany, best known for killing DA JOOS (around 6 gazillion of them) >6 gazillion ev^doe the Holocaust kill-count was fabricated.
Schlog and Shroom
Hitler is also known for being the main protagonist of the Schlog and Shroom, many threads being made about him asking possible scenarios such as "What if Hitler had a BBC?" or "What if Hitler was a POC trans queen?" typically accompanied by Neutralpliers. On the Schlog many of these threads also involved the then popular Sprunki, although many of these threads were deleted on sight due to being commonly seen as slide threads. On the Shroom however, the threads prevailed at the cost of Sprunki addition slowly fading due to it falling out of style. Questions prior to its fall-off include "What if Hitler rode a giant Nintendo Switch JoyCon as a surfboard like the Silver Surfer and he used it to travel to the Sprunki Galaxy?" and "What if Sprunki went to Harlem with his BBC Hitler to out-gunk the hood?"
On both sites though, he was best known for simultaneously having a BBC and being a huge slut for them at the same time.
This also begs the question if in these scenarios, Hitler could have won the war.
Formerly, these threads were made by famous Whatifhitlerologists™ such as qaqorsomething, sage, Frogking and more. Now however, it's more globally posted by the old Shlog brigade. Unfortunately or fortunately depending on how much you hate fun, post-Shlog newfriends never really took to the concept. You do need a high IQ to understand it, after all.
Other soysphere sites
Hitler is commonly worshiped by clittycels across the 'sphere due to his actions and views put on display during his reign over Nazi Germany. Some 'teens old and new however only view Hitler in a positive light for the sake of a punchline, or in light-hearted jest, this is especially common in 2010 + 16 due to how wide the 'sphere has grown (Think that "fell for it again award" 'jak that's been floating around for example.), their numbers are still far and few however. Those belonging to the former category include the owner of this Wikipedia and most on /pol/.
