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Here lies something that died as it lived, come here if you ever need to take a piss.
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Joeltoko Klekiteen, pronouns On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation. The Cobson IncidentJoeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite Cobson on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on /sude/, posting a screenshot of the post, and calling 'oyim to raid her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get dropped. Last PostOn July 28th, 1999, Alfred announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, in which he drank an entire liter of bleach, noosed himself, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. The video cuts off 10 minutes later. DoxName: Alfred Poopenstein Spouse: 1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000[1] Occupation: Tester @ BBCs for TRVMP Religion: MUH HECKING SCIENCE!! The Slopjak War
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