Soyjak.blog

This article documents the Schlog post-sale.

the owner of this site has already leaked someone's IP, beware!

Soyjak.blog
XenForo forum
Founded	April 26, 2025
Creator	p0rt42/telnet
Owner	MoonMetropolis

The NuSchlog is what remains of the Schlog after the Schlogpocalypse. It is unaffiliated with the official soysphere sites and is thus deemed a splinter along with the shroom. It was owned by Homercord founder p0rt42, who eventually shut the site down and gave it to Jackson, who then gave it to MoonMetropolis. As the continuation of the Schlog, this website has most of the same culture and is hated by most soyteens. It is, however, still not considered hostile by Quote.

This site is in a constant useless nigger war with its neighbor, the Shroom, with much social engineering occurring on this very page. Both shroomcucks and schlogcucks would shit up the recent changes of this very 'ki until a radical approach was taken to the edit warring and trickery.

Organization of the Site

The organisation of the site is extremely similar to the organisation of the site in the Schlog, with little differences, very much like the Sharty and how it divided into multiple themed boards where users can create threads and discuss.

There are 5 boards:

Meta

• /q/ - Soyjak Blog Meta. a board for propositions and problem-solving of the site, usually used by selfish little fucks and crying clitty leakers. (even though no one uses /q/ for it's purpose)
• /chive/ - Archive. a board used for archiving stuff on and out of the site itself.

The Schlog - Main Boards

• /you/, supposed to be the site's parallel to /soy/ albeit without any IAS requirements
• /qa/, the Q&A board.
• /ama/, for notable users to create "Ask me anything" threads
• /jrn/, a board for 'teens to post journals about their endeavors or activities.
• /games/, for forum games, such as the "Even though" game. Occasionally some poor soul gets the idea to expect people to bother with any game more complex than saying some bullshit about the post above them.
• /dump/, its /nate/ but better, there's no porn.

The Club - Trivial Stuff

• /art/, for soyjak creation and discussion
• /mtv/, music and television and video games
• /pol/, politics
• /fit/, a fitness board
• /incel/, for literal whos and lolcows and etc
• /raid/ - RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS, raid whoever you don't like
• /ck/, Culinary Arts, Food & Drink, because food is important or however my calorie intake is considered "unhealthy" by my "doctor".
• /pro/, Projects, for any soysphere-adjacent project, such as FNAC. Formerly /gd/ game development.
• /caca/, baba gaga wawaw weewa blog!
• /snca/, /dump/ for /q/ exclusively
• /sp/, Sports
• /tech/, technology and anything tech and software related.
• /news/, /pol/ but just news
• /his/, for talking about history and for archives and also history research.
• /x/ - Paranormal/Schizo, talk about conspiracy theories and other le heckin' scary unwholesomerino nazi chud theories like that or something.
• /yyyyyyy/ - Nonsense, xe is the goon sprunki hitler bbc LIMEADE IS USING HITLER'S LANGUAGE irgihdnhfdnhuhfdhfnhuf. O'qoloo zanbwei? Haluu? Haluu!
• /cafe/ - Foids Only, basically KF's Beauty Parlour but one board without any mentions of lolcows.
• /an/ - Animals and Nature, talk about animals.
• /ohio/ - Skibidi Sigma Rizz, you have GYATT to be RIZZING me in OHIO BLUD
• /talks/ - CobsonTALKS, CobsonTALKS came back to the NuSchlog.

Culture

• /int/ - International

• /rel/ - Religion

Adult Swim

• /srs/ - FOR SUPER SERIOUS DISCUSSION ONLY BABY SAMMY SEWIOUS!!!!

Former Boards

• that one board that was for incels to post on that i forgot the name of
  • It was removed because jerry_blevins was no longer moderator of the site. All threads on that board have been moved to /you/.

The Rules

1. You WILL NOT post, link to, or request illegal content.
2. You WILL NOT advocate for, promote, or post pedophilia or pedophilic content. This includes being associated with pedophilic groups such as the foodists and the Order of Nine Angles.
3. You WILL NOT advocate for, promote, or post zoosadist content.
4. You WILL NOT flood the site with spam.
5. You WILL NOT attempt to attack the site through DDoSing, hacking, trying to get our host to drop us, or anything similar.
6. You are NOT permitted to post NSFW images or videos.
7. You WILL NOT abuse the report feature with false reports.
8. Making a post with the text "George Floyd griddy large black johnson 360 noscope compilation fentnvke 🅱️oop 🅱️and 🅱️iggers 🅱️ancing" in Courier New Font and an image of a Hostess™ Jumbo Honey Bun on a day of the month divisible by 7 at 11:11PM UTC-12:00 while using an avatar of OWAKCX with a 2 of spades tattoo wearing a fez is FORBIDDEN and will be met with extraordinary punishment.

Reactions

Reactions are small little icons which could be attached to any message on both the Schlog and the Nuschlog. They come as a default feature of Xenforo, the service which The nuSchlog uses to operate. Reactions have been on the site since its creation since it's the same as the old Schlog, besides management. MoonMetropolis decided the best part of the site was the reactions and triple fucking butt-raped the site with over 100 of them because he fucking could or something.

Reaction Score

The reaction score is like Reddit karma but hecking different okay? Every time you get a reaction, you lose or gain a reaction score depending on what the reaction was like. Gem gives you 2 reaction points, and Coal makes you lose 1 reaction point. Reaction points are very important because it lets you know how much your gender-affirming little friends in your screen lick your boot or want you to kill yourself.

See also

• Soyjak.Forum
• MoonMetropolis
• The old soyjak blog