The Great Soywar of JSID
| The JSID War | ||||||||
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| Part of Future Wars | ||||||||
 A Map of the War | ||||||||
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| Belligerents | ||||||||
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Inner Soysphere: The Soysylum Soybooru Islamic State Nusoi Communities caca liberty union Soy/int/ free state Personal Army Raiders |
Mid Soysphere: Sneeds Feed |
Outer Soysphere World Economic Forum Soycords Xitter posters CADO's army 4cuck border territories The Nazi Network | ||||||
| Commanders and leaders | ||||||||
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Quote Broot Limeaide Warrior-Z |
Gold Crickoot Sneedson Kikemin |
Klaus Schwab Barneyfag | ||||||
| Strength | ||||||||
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Experience within inner soysphere connections foids |
Experience in outer and mid soysphere so- so- so- much chived' information |
Outer Internet Experience No morals No direct association to the sharty | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | ||||||||
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kuz soot | Huey P Long | Slvt4BiBiSi | ||||||
 This war has not happened yet
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| You can help by notifying the Mental Asylum. |
The Great Soywar of JSID is a future war which will happen when quote or some other janny fag shuts down the site.
It involves this very wiki and other soyspherer adjacent sites and is the culmination of years of detrition within the soysphere with splinters going DNB, sharty jannies abusing power, cobblefoid existing, p' raids, porn and gore posting, etc.
Events
Lead up
Events which caused the eventual soysphere destruction
July 19, 2021 - /nate/ created
December 30, 2021 - Soylita created
July 14, 2022 - soot is murdered by kuz
May 17, 2023 - kuz fucking dies of HIV
December 13, 2023 - The Internet Archive bans the sharty
September 20th, 2024 - Jarty shuts down
October 10, 2024 - the jassy is created
May 26, 2025 - /b/ created
June 16, 2025 - /ml'p/ created
June 26, 2025 - barneyfagging is perception banned from 4cuck
January 7, 2026 - cobblefoid the retard decides SNCApedia is banned for good on the big ki'
January 10, 2026 - the terms "chud" and "foid" start trending on tiktok and get gentrified by niggers and basic white pipo
January 13, 2026 - cobblefoid starts the Gradingcaust
January 28, 2026 - quote """bans""" gore and porn from the sharty aswell as caca's
January 31, 2026 - the sloppy is raided with p' by quote
February 2, 2026 - All inner soysphere sites (SoyjakWiki, Sharty, Soybooru,) go down for 2-3 hours due to quotes incompetence
February 4, 2026 - Archive.today IS INFILTRATED BY GLOWIES
February 5, 2026 - Cricky is fail raided with p'
Febuary 5th 2026 - Billington's article is removed from the big ki' for some fucking reason
After this, Quote shuts down the sharty and other inner soysphere sites, starting the war.
The War
(hasnt happened yet)
The aftermath
(hasnt happened yet)
General Causes
General things that lead to and are causing the destruction of the soysphere
Irony poisoning - The sharty's userbase becoming soyboys, the people that the sharty originally mocked
Demoralization - The act of ruining the morals and mental state of 'teens (Example: Supporting or liking tranime, Normalization of NAS)
The normalization of coal and coalposting
The normalization of porn on the soysphere
Soyjak Porn (Example: Soytan porn, Soylita porn, Femquote/Femjanny porn[Meds Femquote is keyed because it makes quote's clitty leak])
Degenerates (Example: Furfags) infiltrating into the soysphere
Degeneracy spam (Example: 'P spam, Loli/Shota spam, porn spam)
Domain drops
People affiliations
(((YOU))) YES (((YOU))) can add yourself here no matter how irrelevant you are!
prepare for the soywar and pick your faction NOW!
- Soyjak wiki
- Cobblestone
OPshredder[Marge OPShredder got banned from the big 'ki what nigga when did that happen?]- RapeDenDweller
- SNCA archival team
- Gold
- Coalfarmer
- Larpeer County Jakker
- Faggot
- Crickoot
- The Nazi Network
- Adolf Hitler
- 4cuck
- BarneyFag
- Moot
- The Swinny
