slopjak.ct.ws

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The Sloppy

Foundation	January 28th, 2026
Closure	February 1st, 2026
Creator	Sloot
Owner	Sloot
Major Boards	/slop/, /soy/
Total posts	750
Notable Events	Was DDOSed, possibly by Quote
Website	https://slopjak.ct.ws/

The original ad on soyjak.party's /soy/ board.

The Sloppy's wiki.

slopjak.ct.ws, also known as The Sloppy or slopjak.party, was a soyjak.party splinter that was shilled on the Sharty itself, and then on the Sneedy by a (((Google Docs))) oldGOD. The splinter was supposed to be a alternative to the 'party, because of the new rule changes made by Quote.

The site was obviously about slopjaks, which are distorted, brown soyjaks with an over the top amount of random shit on them.

The site was owned by an individual named Sloot. He said he created it on the 28th because he thought Quote was actually going to kill the sharty.

History

The site was created on January 28th, 2026, but was only first advertised on January 29th. They made a couple of OCs and someone tried to force the ancient cockmongler meme, making it the first exhibit of sloppy culture. It's userbase kept getting buckbroken by the throttle filter. Most of its userbase came either from a 4/pol/ thread where the sloppy was advertised or from a couple of mentions in other splinters.

A wiki opened at slopwiki.ct.ws on the same day. About 9 users signed up.

The Slopocalypse

On February 1st, after some frognigger (who may or may not be Quote) spammed actual 'p, the splinter got DDOSed, possibly by Quote, and subsequently was shut down.

The Sneedy became a bunker for the Sloppy, and Sloot has said he has plans to bring the site back up under a different domain with his own VPS.

The splinter is currently down due to Vichan consuming too many resources on Infinityfree's servers, but will come back up soon. Never put all your eggs into one basket.

The Wiki also was closed in this time due to the MediaWiki extension also exceeding limits.

Boards

/slop/ - Slopjaks

This board was for slopjaks. Any thread OP on this board that did not include a slopjak or something similar to one was deleted.

/soy/- Random

This board had no specific topic and NAS (not a slop) was allowed.

/tb/- Test Board

This board was for testing, and it had the wiki's image request thread.