Daniel Larson
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Daniel Larson known online as Danderson is an American schizophrenic, autistic, bipolar pedophile (born November 15, 1998) in Lancaster, California. Xhe emerged in early 2020 on TikTok before becoming arguably the most notable lolcow of the early 2020s (winning Lolcow of the Year in 2022)
He loves BBC and screaming nigger to wagecucks and manajews after stealing food from Panera Bread and Buffalo Wild Wings.
He is often considered the Nu-Chris, due to having a dedicated KF thread, a dedicated wiki (the Daniel Larson wiki).
Happenings
1998
- Daniel Larson is born to Travis Larson (an Autistic freak in his own right) and a disabled girl named Elisabeth Shimer.
1999
- Elisabeth begins attending college
2001
- Travis impregnated Elisabeth, again, causing her to drop out. The babies, Joyetta and Olivia, died of Incompatibility. This causes Elisabeth to get depressed and she files for divorce.
2002
- Divorce. Elisabeth wins the kids which ends up being very bad.
2004
- Elisabeth goes back to college and graduates.
2005
- Elisabeth’s adoptive parents (bruh) adopt Daniel as his mother is somewhat neglective.
2006
- Travis’s child support ends
2008
- Daniel, while hanging out with his grandmother’s neighbor, accidentally kills the Neighbor’s dog by chasing it into a electric fence he thought was safe for the dog to run into or something along those lines. He is diagnosed with PTSD as a result.
2010
- Daniel is sent to the Tennyson center as his needs are too much for his grandma to handle.
- A custody battle between Elisabeth and Tennyson erupts.
- Elisabeth is diagnosed with lupus and begins taking the meds.
2012
- Daniel appears on TV for the first time talking about the Tennyson center, where he says he enjoys it while munching on a tasty hot dog. Quite wholesome actually to see an happy kid eating a hot dog with his grandma and sad to see what happened to him.
- He begins a obsession with Grace VanderWaal that continues to this day
, making him a super ‘tist similar to JaSonic.
2013
- Elisabeth gets visitation rights and visits Daniel on a monthly basis.
2014
- Daniel begins attending high school
- Travis Larson is granted visitation rights.
- Daniel is given a 1 month suspension after beating up a kid after the kid called him “Danny Phantom””.
2015
- Daniel is now 17.
- Daniel begins attending Sobesky Academy, an alternative school trying to get kids into general education again (BITCH PLEASE HES 17).
- Daniel begins taking some Meds after being diagnosed with Schizophrenia. The meds don’t work.
- Daniel tries making friends. He makes one friend, Cole Nettles, who has ADHD.
- Daniel begins taking Algebra II in Sobesky, but fails.
2016
- Daniel turns 18. Elisabeth, Cole, Travis, Travis’s new wife Aurora (who has never met Daniel up to this point), and Nancy come to Daniel’s birthday. Travis gifts Daniel a PS2.
- Daniel is watching Autism’s Got Talent when he sees Grace VanderWaal on TV and becomes infatuated. Nancy says he might perform with her, which makes Danny boy think that she is his girlfriend. He already liked her but now we are in the point of no return.
- He graduates from Sobesky and decides to live with his Grandmother instead of seeking employment.
- Daniel strikes his disabled mom and is arrested, spending 40 days in a prison cell where he is reportedly raped by a black man named Sweet T.
