Chris Chan

	This nigga has Assburgers Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
	I take the short bus to school and love trains!!

Why so many templates award

All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim! "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Chris Chan is a massive retard! This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.

	THIS PERSON IS A MASSIVE SCHIZO
	You can help by notifying the Mental Asylum.

This person is trans btw, if that matters

The Soyjak Wiki HATES Chris Chan. Big 'Ki™ has tried to censor this page's topic and erase it from history. The only reason this page exists is to document something that would've otherwise been undocumented.

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MIGHT have fucked his mother.

This article is not a stub. This is all there is to know about the subject.

Basics

Chris Chan, also known as Christine Weston Chandler, or Jesus Christ CWC Sonichu Prime, is a retarded aryan (100% white btw) known for being the reason Kiwi Farms exists. Due to being autistic, he became obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog, and created a comic called Sonichu, which became an internet meme in the late 2000s. After sperging on his YouTube channels and crashing out in public, the Kiwi Farms (originally the CWCki Forums) was created by Null as a space to sperg about him, which is why this article exists.

The Kiwi Farms's awards for gegbull of the year are called the JULAAYS, after a viral video where He Fucks a blowup doll and screams JULAAY. The video was leaked in 2009 after Chris was coerced into posting the video via Gmail, it was leaked by trolls on SlutLoad, a popular gooning site. 4channers meme'd it up, and it became a popular meme to signify a gegbulls's point of no return.

Award winners but none of these niggas will never be SNCApedia culture

• 2025: Idubbbz
• 2024: Rekieta law
• 2023: Boogie2988
• 2022: Cyraxx
• 2021: Danderson
• 2020: Chris Chan himself again
• 2019: Ethan Ralph
• 2018: DSP
• 2017: Ethan Ralph
• 2016: Chris Chan himself

ALL SNCA

Wiki

There is also a whole ass wiki about him called the CWCki, which is hosted at [[1]]. Most of the users are ether weens, autists who are as crazy as Chris, or oldfaggots.

Brimstone

He trooned out in 2014 and may have fucked his mother, btw if that matters, as he was arrested for it in 2023, only to be pardoned by the JEWSSSSSSS for being “a silly little autistic girl”. He currently resides in Charlottesville, Virginia.

Geg

He is one of the 3 topics banned on Wikijudea, because Wikipedia is afraid of Kiwis trolling the page.

The other two banned pages are on Allatra, which is a cult with ties to the US government OY DOCTOOOOOS! and Lolcow.farm, a female-dominated website that encourages male genocide OY DOCTOOOOS!.

im geggin so hard what does this retard have to do with the CIA and FEMCELZ what the fucking fucking fucking fuck?

THE TRVTH

chris-chan isn't shardee kultur, meds. just because xe lead to KF's creation doesn't mean xe is. DO NOT POST JULAAY OR ANY CWC RELATED MEMES ON SHARTY. THIS WILL GET YOU BANNED. DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, MY FELLOW ‘pediaGODS.