princessparkles

princessparkles (real name Hafsah Khan) (born December 1, 2006) is a lolcow muslim known on soyjak.blog for being being a Sunni Muslim "femcel" from "Croydon, London" who joined the schlog on April 5, 2024.

History

Princessparkles was the first female schlog user to gain prominence, becoming very controversial on the early days of the site. Due to the fact early schlog wasn't used to having a foid userbase at the time, many believed she was lying about being a woman and a muslim for attention, starting the trend of people tranny reacting most of her posts. Another factor that contributed to the hate for her besides being a woman muslim immigrant, was her relatively little posting about sharty culture. Parkles has the uniqueness of writing everyone of her posts with pink text. She usually talks about traditionally girly interests as well as posting about Islam, she has also been know to use the shlog's IOS app. Parkles had a /blog/ thread called "Princess Diaries". It is notable for having the most amount replies of any thread for the longest amount of time, clocking in at 4,662 replies or 234 pages before being locked. It was briefly unlocked again when parkles was temporarily unbanned, reaching 246 pages. After being banned, she got mostly remembered by the userbase as a controversial but amusing namefag of the past, giving mystique to her reputation among newfags. The resounding amount of success her blog had is likely one of the progenitors of the longstanding schlog tradition of giving tons of attention to people they consider annoying attentionwhores, which setup the groundwork for much more powerful lolcows. Princessparkles also created an account and posted on the shroom but much less prominently than in the schlog.

Personal life

She claims to have a friend group consisting of mostly “Anti-gays”, “racists” and “nazis”. Her Mum and Dad were born inside the UK. whilst her grandparents moved for business around the time they were born.

Things "She" Likes

• Islam
• Dying her hair (Surprisingly not forbidden in Islam)
• Flowers
• Instagram
• Painting with her"own blood
• Sheinslop
• Drawing on her own hand
• Blogposting
• Pink text
• Killing flies and using their corpses to make a bracelet (Even the admins were disgusted by this)
• Bees (And making houses for them)
• Fragrances
• Neutralplier (Probably)

Things "she" hates

• Men
• History Autists (Even though "she" is one, just minus the history part)
• Muslims who do not actually observe Islamic practices
• Indians
• Hindus
• Shia Islam
• Immigrants (Even though her grandparents are ones)
• Math
• Adults
• Being called out for being an attention whore
• Getting tranny reacted to all of her posts on the Shlog

Schlog ban

On August 10, 2024, Hamas 2 created a thread in /rel/ attempting to debunk the fact that Aisha bint Abi Bakr was 9 years old when she had married Muhammad by attempting to prove that she was around 19 years old when she married Muhammad instead. The post was immediately noticed by the likes of mods like Baqqrih and Xiuhcoyotl immediately attempted to derail the thread to be an MF DOOM thread, eventually on August 21, Sparkles replied in defense saying that because Aisha was past the age of puberty, it was allowed in Islam, upon further inquiry from Aedra_222, Sparkles mentioned that the age of puberty was between the ages of 8 and 9 years old for her (c. 2012) and saying that it is ok because it is about age of mind in Islam. which resulted in her getting banned that very same day. After some back and forth bans and unbans, she was finally permabanned on August 25, 2024.

Unban

On February 4, 2025, Princessparkles had her ban for defending pedophilia revoked and thus the thread lock on her /jrn/ thread was lifted.

Reban

On February 5, 2025, Froot intervened and banned her again.