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I'm not dead, just inactive for the moment. Faggot (talk) 20:16, 9 April 2026 (UTC)
Sex
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THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT! This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
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 THIS PAGE OR SECTION IS A HOAX The subject of this page or section is about as real as the Goonclown is alive. Take everything below with a grain of sproke. |
Sex is a topaz.
Sex is what happens when a man puts his hard PENIS inside of a woman’s or girl's VAGINA. Sex can also happen when a man puts his PENIS inside of another man’s ASSHOLE or when a woman puts her VAGINA in another woman’s VAGINA. Sex is something that incels like (You) need to have even doe it has become obsolete because of my hecking porn and gooning. Sex with a minor is illegal and will get you sent head first into theWoodchipper. Normies also have this consistently even when they’re not trying to bear children.
if you never had sex until the age of 20, you cannot be saved despite being void of all mortal inclination while attending to achieving higher disposition augments you to a point where you become an apex being.
How to have sex
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Assuming you have a PENIS and already found someone to rape have consensual sex with, here's a step by step guide on how to enjoy the act. This does not cover anal sex as it is a sin. (even though sex is also a sin (only before marriage)) Get ready. Foreplay is important to get your PENIS hard and your partner's VAGINA wet. Kissing and rubbing intimate parts for long enough will do the trick. If you're a soyboy, wear a condom. If you're a gigachad, go in raw. Place your PENIS on the VAGINAL opening and start making your way in. Keep whacking until you reach climax. If you're a soyboy, pull out before cumming. If you're a gigachad, creampie.
Do ‘teens have sex?
Contrary to popular belief 'teens do IN FACT have sex but not often.
Notable People who have had sex
- Channel of the Sith
- Gemmy1488Cob
- Parlo
- Froot
- Chris Chan
- Boogie2988
- Tyrone
- Your mom and your dad
