Derpson

Derpson is connected to Der 'Cord Don't trust any gooner (You) see. Verify for the self harm server's 18+ channel to get free nitro and gore 'p.

Here be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.

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	-15	Derpson is a forced meme? Heckin' downvoted

DERPSON IS 'TEEN EVAPORATING AFGHAN BRIMSTONE VICIOUSLY BRAPPED UPON BY THE FATTEST MEXIMUTTS FROM THE LANDS OF BONZIWORLD!!!!!!!!!!!

Derpson
Soyjak subvariant
Origin	SoyBooru (March 13th 2026)
Booru posts	44 As of March 13th 2026

Derpson is a "soyjak" subvariant of Female Cobson, apparently meant to depict a child, however, the comment of Nabbv saying in the first derpson post that xhe was under 18 was deleted for some reason. Why? Probably because so xe can make goonslop of it.

Many of the critics view the character as just a "nu-soylita" or at the very least the similarities are uncannily there. This subvariant has recently gotten the 15600000 GET on /soy/.

History

Derpson was originally created and published on the SoyBooru on March 12, 2026 (or March 13, 2026 depending what timezone you are in) by some literal who namefag Nabbv, also known as Cuckjeet. The same nigger has already made sexualized depictions of the variant, despite saying the character is under 18. (sound at all familiar?)

Gallery

Due to the Soylita-like nature of the variant please don't upload a shit ton here please. Instead do it like how the 'ki handles Soylita in its own gallery

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  Original design, notice how it mirrors the original design of soylita where a more adult version was made before the design was finalized.
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