Hilbert Soyjak
|
 Hilbert Soyjak is a DEAD VARIANT
This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month. |
|
| Hilbert Soyjak | |
|---|---|
 | |
| Soyjak variant. | |
| Aliases | Hilbert, Hilbertjak |
| Origin | /soy/, soyjak.party (June 28, 2022)[1] |
| Booru posts |  45 As of March 31, 2026 |
Hilbert Soyjak, also known as just Hilbert, Hilbertjak, is a forgotten Soyjak variant which has an angry expression and is shouting at the viewer, also known as You. The variant may be used to portray annoying fat people.
History & Info
Hilbert Soyjak was created and posted in an old Soot-era soyjak.party thread on June 28, 2022, 10:57:05. Thankfully, someone archived the thread itself[2], the thread also turned into a soyduel after.
The variant also bears a strong feature resemblance to both Feraljak and Fatjak, and to a lesser extent Meximutt, looking like a fusion between the first two. However, OP in the original thread did not post the image where the variant was traced from, so either it was traced from something, or OP just created it himself.
Hilbert backdrop
Hilbert Ashburn was born on November 25, 1991 to Melissa and Gil Ashburn in Savannah, Georgia. Early in life he discovered McDonald’s and Jack in the Box and enjoyed eating nice hamburgers. He attended Atlanta High School where he often got into fights with niggers. He is a proud conservative, enjoys eating McDonald’s and drinking a nice warm cup of Sprite. He is a proud Republican and believes Trump won the 2020 election. He has 4 sons, Scott, Walker, Teddy, and Kennedy. He is married to a woman named Sheryl, and considers her a “”””Dime””””. He currently works night shifts at his local McDonald’s, eating big bites for his big arch.
