Coalfarmer (Coalfarmer's perspective)

Coalburner
Coalburner
Status	Active
Died	soon hopefully
Gender	Male
Nationality	American
Other names	Methodist poltard, Sam_Hyde, Coalfarmering, CoalFarmerTheBestNamefagInPol
Race	White
Sexuality	Secretly Bisexual, openly Straight
Years active	2022-
Best known for	being extremely obsessed and narcississtic, owning the Soyblog
Notable work	SoyBlog
Political party	Brootism
Opponent(s)	soycraft jannies, porn and gore posters on /pol/
Tripcode	!NlY/.kUOpU
IAS?	yes, he is a jartycuck
Soyjak Wiki account	https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Coalfarmer <--- GEEEEG this nigga got banned; https://sncapedia.org/wiki/User:Coalfarmer demoted award
Website	https://coalfarmer.neocities.org/ https://soyblog.forumotion.com/

THIS PERSON IS AN ATTENTION SEEKER

(You) can help by ignoring xhem every time xhey post.

This topic relates to /pol/ - Poltically Incorrect

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	Milk every gegbvll you see. Archive every JULAAAAAY in this page's history to become Thunderdome's thumbnail misusing politisperg of the year.

This topic refers to this very wiki.
Here be documentation of every type of SNCA.

This nigga literally owns
Here be everything Shroom had but worse and with more SNCA.

This topic was created by or has connections to SWA

420 Shrekscope any fandumb you see. Rustle a furry's jimmies.

THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!
Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!

>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!

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Coalfarmer (Coalfarmer's perspective) is ID'd.

Coalfarmer also known as the Coalish Mountain King, or IVfarmer by vinluv was a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and currently SNCApedia namefag who used to post on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the Gempire, and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates gems on multiple sites. He also cooks regularly and has his own cook book filled with gemmy recipes and cooking tips or sumthing.

Despite claiming to be from Louisiana, Coalfarmer is actually from Alabama thanks to CheckUser logs which show that he also doesn't use a VPN.

He is currently banned soysphere-wide for saying "dats aryan shemmycuck", but the real reason is likely because not even Quotecord wants him.

SNCA he added here

Things he likes

Sam Hyde
France
Leswarthy
Nusois
Crawdaddies
Louisiana which is the greatest state omg no cap
Methodism
God
Jesus
Minecraft (couldn’t you tell?)
the ‘ru
this very website since he can dump random SNCA articles like the one on Conservapedia
Being unemployed
namefags
wikingtog88
RC cola

Things he HATES

you
splinters (sometimes)
porn and gore on muh heckin /pol/
texas
the gradingcaust
Bob
rapedendweller
Cobblestone
coswork16
Quote

Political Stance and Opinions

Christianity is the only true religion
Modern jews are not the descendants of Abrahamic jews of which Jesus came from
Homosexuality and all forms of it is a mental illness which in most cases can be cured
U.S. borders and immigration should only let in those from European countries
Races should not interbreed or mix
Segregation is alright as long as its separate but equal
Lower class natural drugs such as weed, alcohol, shrooms, are fine but higher-grade synthetics such as acid should be illegal
Abortion le bad
Death penalty should be reserved only for rape, pedophilia, and un-justified murder

Did You Know?

Logo used for coalfarmer's update site

Coalfarmer is only a footnote, now removed. GEG.

Coalfarmer is banned from Leftypedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and Wikipedia
Coalfarmer runs and owns the NameFag Olympics
Coalfarmer runs and owns The SoyBlog
Coalfarmer smokes nigger weed
Coalfarmer was the owner of the The American Conservative Archives before it shut down
Coalfarmer is southern methodist
Coalfarmer owns a plantation in /pol/land where he enslaves nusois to convert coal to gems
Coalfarmer has a degree in Political Science from Kuz University
Coalfarmer is usually somewhere on the big Ki's top editors list for the month
Coalfarmer SINGLEHANDLY revived the cricky then quit when it was moved
Coalfarmer has been on the sharty for about 2 years
Coalfarmer has a site where he posts updates on his projects and other things
Coalfarmer is an admin on the sidson wiki
Coalfarmer had the first soybooru post of 2026
Coalfarmer has an account and/or tripfag on every non-hostile splinter
Coalfarmer's original name was coally
Coalfarmer's favorite admin is Soot or Kuz
Coalfarmer's favorite jewtuber is goblin
(You) can contact Coalfarmer at [email protected]