Neon Genesis Evangelion

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Neon Genesis Evangelion is a wholesome 1995 TV anime series about the remnants of humanity fighting Ukrainian angels, or however the burger is inflamed, created by Hideki Anno and Gainax. nusoicacas will seethed over lemonuh tranime but secretly enjoy Eva or so I say.

The show is set in a dystopian version of Tokyo, Japan called Tokyo-3.

The characters

• Shinji

An obese little gay boy who has to must confront his life instead of rejecting it because he is a fucking hikki. He suicide bombs the Ukrainians in the final episode.

• Langley Sorýu

A German-Japanese pilot who is 14 (all the pilots are 14 retard) She hates males, and suffers from NPD.

• Rei Ayaņami

Rei is very socially awkward and loves limes. She and Shinji team up in the last episode, "The End of Evangelion", and bomb the Ukrainians.

• Toji

He is Shinji's backup and absolutely hates him for being a hikkifag. W manzi (all doe he got killed in the end)

• Tabris

Tabris is an angel sent from God going by the human alias of Kawuro Nagisa. He is unable to find the other angels, Adam and Lilith, so he dies.

• Marl Illustrious

She is a Britbong-Ukrainian mutt who was shoehorned into the reboots for marketing purposes. She is Shinji's motivator as she is very, very, athletic.

• Gendo

He is the guy who made the Evangelions, and is the mayor of Tokyo-3, running it like a dictatorship. He tortures 2 people to convince Shinji and Rei into bombing Ukraine.

• Misato and Kizo

The people who Gendo tortures (Needles)

• Ryoji Katio

He is the opposite of Marl, being a ACKANese who betrayed to Ukraine. He also is a devout Christian or something

• Makoto

Gendo's dad and a devout Christian. He dies halfway through the show when Gendo impales him with a bridge or something.

• Kyoko Zeppelin

Gendo's little torture toy. 50 year old woman from England who is tortured and now only cries and sobs. Dies in the third season or something.

• Shiro Tokyo Tokita

Gendo's little brother and head of sanitation in Tokyo-3.

Evanchanlion

Neon Genesis Evangelion

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Website	https://evanchanlion.org

Evanchanlion.org or Evanchanlion was a altchan dedicated to Evangelion made in early 2016 by a 4chan user who was banned from the site in 2013 after posting evangelion porn on /japan/. It was quite boring and dead, with an average of about 70 or 80 PPH a day. The site had around 20 boards dedicated to various Evangelion characters like Rei and Langley.

The owner shut it down in a massive spergout due to Donald Trump winning 2024’s election.