Goblin
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Goblin or GBLN420 is coalfarmer's favorite jewtuber who blew up for his insane tales about his frequent
drug use.
He started out doing call of duty content within ORG when he was around 11 or so. An ORG was basically a groups of usually call of duty gamers who would get paid for their call of duty clips which they submitted monthly. He eventually started his own ORG in his mid teens and even got a request from Mr.Beast join. Before beast became famous his content consisted of call of duty clips which he uploaded to his own channel as he was rejected from every ORG. Furthermore, goblin rejected him from his ORG because he "honestly sucked ass bro"[1][2]
This man sits on his ass all day smoking dat niggaweed and watching bodycam clips and makes MILLIONS! Discover his secrets NOW!
Criminal Activity
Goblin has been arrested multiple times for drug use (specifically krokodil and cocaine) and one time for drunk driving which he regards as the "worst mistake i have ever made" he did a subpoena on all of his criminal records in early 2025 in a hope to get the bodycam footage for content and said most of it wasn't on there as he was minor in most of it and the courts told him they don't save bodycam footage of minors or release it publicly.[3]
Internet History
Gob started his first call of duty youtube accounts sometime between 2008-2011 frequently being banned or locked out as he was a retarded caca until May 23rd 2013 when he started his account and uploaded his "first" video named Goblin Is Back! he also has a few podcasts such as Crackheads and The Gobcast
He also has been known to have used multiple imageboards and dark web marketplaces
- Silk Road - a shutdown drug marketplace
- Alpha Bay - another shutdown drug marketplace whose owner killed himself
- 420chan - a shutdown drug imageboard
- Plebbit - he frequently used reddit in the early to mid 2010s when it wasn't rulecucked and drug conversation was rampant
- Something brappy - Used the site occasionally around the late 2010s for discussing drugs (specifically the subforum Comedy Goldmine) like coke and meth.
Its also possible he has used or is aware of the sharty as he used terms like "chud" and "Trvth Nvke" awhile before the terms were gentrified.
Political Opinions
this man is quite literally the most centrist person ever
he has banned communist, nazis, republicans, democrats, anything. He really could not care less about politics.
Albeit, you could call him a center libertarian as he says he "Doesn't care about abortion" and when ranking states if they allow drugs, guns, and porn affects how he views them.
Basically he is for
- The legality of porn for those above 18🔒
- The legality of gambling in all states🔒
- The legality of smaller scale non-synthetic drugs and the illegality of higher-grade synthetic drugs🗝️
- The legality of being able to hold and tote a gun anywhere for self protection🗝️
pretty much everything else he doesn't care about or is uninformed about.
Gob's Friends
Crackhead Chris - i mean its in the name[4]
Dave Blunts - very fat underground rapper who wrote kanye west's song Heil Hitler
Kyle - a former heroin addict who has a cooking podcast with him called Crack Heads
Adamn22 - owner of no jumper and a massive cuck who's wife takes BiBiSi
Fun Facts
- He has had two cars stolen from him by tweakers in one night
- He accidentally declined a lucrative deal with Bili Bili because he thought it was a scam
- He has been to rehab 2 times
- During rehab he snorted melatonin to fix his cocaine urge
- He has gotten away with multiple lower scale crimes such as petty theft due to him being a "short fat ginger kid"
Links
- ↑ https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Goblin
- ↑ https://goblinyt.fandom.com/wiki/Goblin
- ↑ https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=b004c1aac00ecb9b8ad2df4242589ae8900556080fb02871a8a519152632496bJmltdHM9MTc3MDQyNTMwNQ&ptn=3&fclid=b5c19d6e-03be-11f1-af64-285d3261b10c&u=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
- ↑ https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo?q=goblin%20youtuber%20criminal%20record&mid=2162803AD3CB81552CAD2162803AD3CB81552CAD&ajaxhist=0

