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Garf
NationalityArgentinian-American
Occupationnamefag

Garf, also known as Chog, laroing_qon, han_solo, and Jeremy "Mud" Garfias is a SoyBooru and Shroom user who is known for being terminally online and engaging in SNCA drama. He is a veteran of 4 countrywars and one of the most active namefags since the start of 2025. He was permabanned from the soysphere on October 8th, 2025 for allegedly being under the age of 16 and unbanned 5 days later after proving to doll that he is, in fact, 17.

Fun Facts:

  • He has the 2nd most comments on soybooru.
  • He is from Ohio.
  • He is a Baptist Christian.
  • He is the top poster on the shroom.
  • He uploaded over 600 'jaks to soybooru before being banned.
  • Over 10,000 of his shroom messages are from the shroom cave chatbox.
  • Obsessed with MoonMetropolis, constantly vandalizes his SNCApedia page.

Copypastas

Warrior-Z's Anti-Garf copypasta:

What is that?.. I heard something gassy... GARF, YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU WERE DRIVING A DECOMMISSIONED MILITARY TANK, WHEN THE BRAKES MALFUNCTIONED AND YOU STEAM ROLLED OVER YOUR OWN HOUSE, YOU ABSOLUTE RETARD! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD WIN IN AN ASMR CONTEST WITH YOUR EARS ONLY HEARING BUZZING MOSQUITO NOISES SO LOUD THEY BLEW OUT EVERY MICROPHONE IN AMERICA AND STARTED A PLAGUE WITH EVERY MOSQUITO SWARM TO CAUSE MASS EXTINCTION OF THE HUMAN RACE BY BEES STINGING EVERY ANT HILL FOR A LAMBORGHINI TEST DRIVE IN MONOCYCLE MODE! YOU MELTED YOUR KEYBOARD IN A PUDDLE OF COFFEE TO REENACT A 1964 SITCOM WHERE THE SECRET TO WINNING A STARING CONTEST IS TO STARE AT A HOT BEETROOT, BITCH ASS BOY! WHAT IS YOU SAYING RN? YOU GOT GROOMED BY ASTROFIEND, NOW YOU ARE AGAINST US GEEEEEEEEEG! WHAT A WEAK MINDED BITCH YOU ARE, BUT I CANT BLAME YOU, AFTER ALL YOU HAVE A SMALL BRAIN! YOU GOT MINECRAFT REDSTONE WIRING FOR NERVES AND YOUR BLOODSTREAM GOT LAG SPIKES, EVERY TIME YOU BLINK YOU DO A CRITICAL HIT ON YOUR OWN IQ!


YOU LITTLE FAT DOUBLE CHINNED LOSER, STOP GOONING YOUR TBP TO FPE ALL DAY LONG WITHOUT STOPPING YOU FAT ASS! YOUR RETARDED ASS SAID IT WAS BAIT AND YOU WERE GONNA STOP BUT YOU COULDN'T BECAUSE YOU GOT ADDICTED TO GOONING AND KEPT POSTING FPE LIKE THE MUTT YOU ARE! HOW ABOUT YOU STOP EATING SO MUCH LASAGNA BEFORE YOU GET EVEN FATTER AND EVEN MORE GASSY! OR ELSE YOU'LL KEEP TAKING MORE LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ AND KEEP RAGING ON ME! YOU LOSE ALL DEBATES! ISLAM WON, REPLY IF YOU AGREE! KEEP GETTING MAD AT THE TRVTHNVKES AND KEEP CRYING ON MY SHOULDER, CUCK! YOU EVEN GOONED TO TERRYJAK, YOU ARE CLEARLY A DEGENERATE


I AM KRATOS, I AM BATMAN, I AM THE PUNISHER, I AM SPAWN, I. AM. WARRIOR-Z

YOU BUILT LIKE A SENTIENT YOGURT CUP FILLED WITH EXPIRED BATTERIES, WHISPERING ANIME QUOTES TO YOUR PET ROCK NAMED "SCOLIOSIS STEVE, SON! I WIN EVERY DEBATE!

Thrembo88's Anti-Garf copypasta:

Did you know that as of 25 days ago Garf is a self proclaimed semite brown incel brony retard? He also admitted to "obviously having autism" KWAB

Links:

Booru: [1]

Shroom: [2]

Schlog: [3]

Soyjak Wiki: sharty:User:Garf

Controversies

  • 'jaks uploaded on his alt account which resulted in gooner allegations
    'jaks uploaded on his alt account which resulted in gooner allegations
  • Garf telling someone what IRC stands for
    Garf telling someone what IRC stands for
  • Did you know that as of 61 days ago Garf is a self proclaimed semite brown incel brony retard? KWAB
    Did you know that as of 61 days ago Garf is a self proclaimed semite brown incel brony retard? KWAB
  • Barf shows his true colors
    Barf shows his true colors
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