Canada (Amerimutt perspective)

Dominion of Canada
Status	being GAY and RETARDED
Nationality	Canadian/Canadien/Canadienne
Other names	Snow mexico
Race	Pajeets and niggers
Years active	160

>Though maybe you were looking for the Normal perspective?

GAY and RETARDED is said about 122 times in this page including this very tip, GAY and RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Canada (gay) or Cucknada (based and redpilled or something) or by its official name Dominion of Canada (gayyyy) is a GAY and RETARDED """""country""""" that lies north of the united states, its known for being RETARDED being ran by LIBTARDS instead of MAGA PATRIQTS, its god awful and DISGVSTING not only for being for ran by GAY RETARDED FAGGOTS but by not being apart of AMERICA which is the SVPERIQR NATIQN and it MSVT be ANNEXED if LEAFFAGGOTS wanna quit being FAGGOTS, "Canadians" are soooo insecure about the TRVKE that they are AMERICANS that they have to resort to changing certain things about themselves like using kilometers instead of miles which is GAY and RETARDED and being LIBERAL SISSIES and allowing JEETS and MUDSLIMES roam around and run in "parliament" (which is the exact same as CQNGRESS or something) instead of being REAL GQD FEARING MEN and BTFOING and DEPORTING NIGGERS which is what WE do in TRVMPS AMERICA because we are SVPERIOR and thats the GODDAMM FVCKING TRVKE

Their government is very much GAY and RETARDED and impedes upon their freedoms all time to the point where they cant even own guns which is laid out in our 2ND AMENDMENT (even doe they go moose hunting and their government as done several attempts to take their guns which means they already own guns or something), They also have "free healthcare" which is funded with STOLEN TAXPAYER MONEY and it doesn't even work and they tell them kill themselves, They love to use this as a talking point on why canada is better than America even tough our healthcare system is not even that bad and TRVMP is making it better probably or something, All those taxdollars would go to a better cause if it was sent to ISRAEL GAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!

History (gay and retarded)

Canada was first inhabited by the first nations people otherwise known as native americans or siberian americans, They're the same as ours or something, GAAAAAAY (but not in a racist way because you're supposed to be colorblind or something)

Then the french came in and colonized it as apart of "new france" Then the british came in and BTFO'd them and annexed what would become quebec, We did get the Louisiana part of new france and we turned it into a STATE and now Louisiana is AWESOME and this page says so

However since the british are TYRANNICAL NIGGERS who hate FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY in 1776, we revolted to form AMERICA which is best country to ever exist and you're a FUCKING NIGGER if you disagree, However some obsessed NIGGERS who loved the brits TYRANNICAL GOVERMENT decided to side with them which caused the northern parts of the colonies to stay with the brits and they would later become canada, Disgusting

in 1841 some GAY cocksuckers idk what they're called but who gives a fuck got in a room together and formed the "Canadian Confederation" and wrote their constitution, Its like when the founding fathers got together and wrote our constitution (which is WAY better) but GAY and RETARDED, Them calling themselves the confederation is GAY and RETARDED because its like the confederates who are TRAITOROUS SCUM (but they didn't like niggers like me so i guess they're kinda cool), Anyways that's what got their independence which was done in a GAY and RETARDED unlike when we FQVGHT for our independence with GOD GUNS and GLORY, They also got it on July 1st (or when they celebrate it or something) which is only a couple days before July 4th, God they wanna be us so badly

And them some faggot named Justin Trudeau got voted in around the same time TRVMP did and made the country way more GAY and RETARDED than it already was

And that's pretty much it, As you can tell its GAY and RETARDED

Provinces and Territories (gay and retarded literally just states)

Unlike america which is divided into 50 states that are all AWESOME (expect for the ones that vote democrap) Canada is divided into 10 provinces and 3 territories, And they're all GAY and RETARDED

Eastern Canada

This is the region that everybody pretty much lives in and its GAY and RETARDED

Ontario

its GAY and RETARDED and has the most population out of all of them, Most of its population lives in the Ontario peninsula in the south because the northern part of the province is a frozen wasteland making a inferior version of Michigan which is an AWESOME state (whenever it votes republican), its also filled with JEETS and NIGGERS

Cities

Toronto: it is the largest city in the province and in canada and its EXTREMELY GAY and RETARDED and is also the capital of the province

Brampton: GAY and RETARDED for being majority JEET populated, Other than that its a suburb of toronto

Sudbury: GAY and RETARDED

Niagara Falls: Where niagara falls are, Our side is better because its AMERICAN and the canadian side is GAY and RETARDED

Windsor: Glorified suburb of Detroit that is GAY and RETARDED, Since its on the border with Detroit its probably full of NIGGERS and AY-RABS

Ottawa: Capitol of canada and is GAY and RETARDED, Unlike Washington DC which is its own thing ottawa is apart of the province of ontario and is GAY and RETARDED and ours is way cooler, They also had that protest when justin tried to make truckers take the vaccine, This brave PATRIQTIC stand against the TYRANNICAL GAY and RETARDED GOVERNMENT was very cool but they are still GAY and RETARDED

Thunder Bay: GAY and RETARDED, Has a bunch of Finnish people there which are chinks pretending to be white and therefore GAY and RETARDED

Quebec

Quebec or Québec is where all the french "people" live and its GAY and RETARDED and doesn't even speak english which is GAY and RETARDED They also have had a separatist movement going on since the 60s because they dont like how niggerlicious canada is or something, which is AWESOME but they're still GAY and RETARDED and should SPEAK ENGLISH whenever i come and visit because i cant understand french because is GAY and RETARDED Louisiana is a way better place because its AMERICAN and they speak ENGLISH even if they are FRENCH or NIGGERS which is AWESOME

Cities or Villes in french (gay)

Montréal: Highest population in the province and full of mudslimes and haitian niggers and other niggers from francophone africa, GAY and RETARDED

Côte Saint-Luc and Hampstead: Suburbs of montreal that are full of JEWS which is AWESOME because they are GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE and you're an ANTISEMITIC UNAMERICAN RACIST if you think otherwise, you're also GAY and RETARDED

Kirkland: Suburb of Montreal where most of the english speakers in the province live which is AWESOME because they speak ENGLISH but its still GAY and RETARDED

Laval: Suburb of montreal, GAY and RETARDED

Quebec City/Quebec: Capital of the province, its GAY and RETARDED

Trois-Rivières: GAY and RETARDED

Sherbrooke: GAY and RETARDED

Gatineau: Pretty much a suburb of ottawa, its GAY and RETARDED

Saguenay: in an oasis in the canadian shield that got flooded in the 1990s which sucks doey, its still GAY and RETARDED

Atlantic Canada/ The Maritimes

The martimes is the region that is on the atlantic coast of canada, The provinces here are small and as big as some american states (expect for newfoundland and labador) unlike the rest of the provinces and territories which are massive which is GAY and RETARDED, it used to be mainly french and is home to the Acadians who got BTFO'd by the brits and had their homes burnt down and they got deported to Louisiana and became Cajuns who are AWESOME and REAL AMERICAN PATRIQTS, Other than that its GAY and RETARDED

New Brunswick/Nouveau-Brunswick

About the same size is maine (awesome and way better) and hosts the remaining acadians who speak french, The province speaks both french and english which is GAY and RETARDED

Cities/Villes (still gay and retarded)

Saint John: GAY and RETARDED

Fredericton: Capital of the province and its GAY and RETARDED

Moncton: GAY and RETARDED

Shediac: Has the worlds largest lobster statue, GAY and RETARDED

Nova Scotia

GAY and RETARDED province that banned hiking which is GAY and RETARDED, its also where that retarded whore who draws GAY and RETARDED LIBERAL comics on reddit is from or something

Cities

Halifax: Capital and most populated city in the province and in atlantic canada, GAY and RETARDED

Yarmouth: GAY and RETARDED

Sydney, Has a ferry that goes to the island of newfoundland, GAY and RETARDED

Prince Edward Island

GAY and RETARDED Island province that is like if hawaii was GAY and RETARDED (even tough they vote democrap so they are GAY and RETARDED or something) its also referred to as PEI, GAY and RETARDED

Cities

Charlottetown: Capital of the province and where those obsessed niggers made canada, GAY and RETARDED

Stratford: Suburb of charlottetown, GAY and RETARDED

Summerside: GAY and RETARDED

Newfoundland and Labrador

GAY and RETARDED province thats divided into 2 parts, the peninsular of Labrador and the island of newfoundland, Was the last province the join canada and where that viking guy first discovered america in the 1100s or something, and its GAY and RETARDED

Cities

St Johns: Capital and most populated in the province and island, GAY and RETARDED

Stephenville: Where most french newfoundlanders live, GAY and RETARDED

Grand Falls-Windsor: GAY and RETARDED

Happy Valley-Goose Bay: Largest city in the labrador region, GAY and RETARDED

Churchill Falls: GAY and RETARDED

Western Canada

This region is GAY and RETARDED (expect for alberta)

Manitoba

a GAY and RETARDED province with a GAY and RETARDED name

Cities

Winnipeg: Capital of manitoba and its GAY and RETARDED and its full of FAGGOTS

Steinbach: GAY and RETARDED

Thompson: GAY and RETARDED

Portage la Prairie: GAY and RETARDED

Brandon: GAY and RETARDED

Norway House: GAY and RETARDED and its not even one house nor is it in Norway, GAYYYYYYY

Churchill: its in the far north of the province and its GAY and RETARDED

Saskatchewan

a GAY and RETARDED province thats empty with a name i cant type or pronounce which is GAY and RETARDED And one of those "namefags" from the woke right neonazi website that hates TRVMP and AMERICA is from there. or something, GAY and RETARDED

Cities

Regina: Capital of the province and its GAY and RETARDED

Saskatoon: GAY and RETARDED city with a GAY and RETARDED name, GAY and RETARDED

Prince Albert: GAY and RETARDED

Alberta

The only good province because they wanna become the 51st state and they love AMERICA which is COOL and AWESOME and they are very conservative like me which is COOL and AWESOME

Cities

Edmonton: Capital of alberta and its COOL and AWESOME

Calgary: COOL and AWESOME

Red Deer: in between edmonton and calgary, COOL and AWESOME

Grand Prairie: COOL and AWESOME

Banff: Resort town in the rockies, COOL and AWESOME

Athabasca: COOL and AWESOME

Fort McMurray: COOL and AWESOME

British Columbia

The california of canada (even tough its more like washington and all of canada is like california because they're GAY and RETARDED), Third most populous province or something and its GAY and RETARDED like ontario and quebec, They used to be apart of the oregon territory which is RIGHTFUL AMERICAN LAND

Cities

Victoria: Capital of BC that's on Vancouver island so its not even on the mainland, GAY and RETARDED

Nanaimo: GAY and RETARDED

Vancouver: Largest city in the province and its full of GAY and RETARDED FAGGOTS, its not even on the island of vancouver itself but near it, GAY and RETARDED

Surrey, in the same area as vancouver and like brampton. its full of JEETS, GAY and RETARDED

Kelowna: GAY and RETARDED

Kamloops: GAY and RETARDED

Prince George: GAY and RETARDED

Whistler: a GAY and RETARDED version of Banff

Fort Nelson: GAY and RETARDED

Northern Canada/ The Territories

These are where the territories are and they're all GAY and RETARDED, i don't know what the differences are between a province and a territory other than they have one city that everybody lives in but it doesn't matter because they're all GAY and RETARDED

Northwest Territories

GAY and RETARDED, Their license plate is shaped like a bear unlike the normal rectangle shape that the rest of the provinces and territories have which is GAY and RETARDED

City

Yellowknife: its GAY and RETARDED, Has the northernmost walmart or something which is kinda cool but canadian walmarts are GAY and RETARDED because they just are okay?

Yukon

Most populated territory but who cares they're still GAY and RETARDED, its on the border with Alaska which is 10 times better because its AMERICAN

City

Whitehorse: GAY and RETARDED, Just go to anchorage or Fairbanks they're way cooler because they're AMERICAN

Nunavut

Largest and newest territory but its mainly a frozen wasteland so who cares, GAY and RETARDED

City

Iqaluit: GAY and RETARDED city with a GAY and RETARDED that nobody knows how to say, GAYYYY

Those are all the provinces and territories, As you can see they're all GAY and RETARDED and our 50 states are way better

Political parties (all gay and retarded)

Unlike in america where you have 2 parties and one is called the democrats who are GAY and RETARDED and the other is called the republicans who are REAL AMERICAN PATRIQTS and you just vote republican every time, Canada has many parties and they're all GAY and RETARDED

Liberal Party: Like the democraps they're all GAY and RETARDED and full of FAGGOTS

Conservative Party/Tories: You may think they're based and red-pilled like the republicans but when you look under the hood theyre just like the liberals but fiscal, GAY and RETARDED

New Democratic Party: its way worse and more GAY and RETARDED than the liberals and its ran by a JEET

Peoples Party of Canada: The only somewhat good party because the campaigned on BTFO'ING and DEPORTING NIGGERS which is COOL and AWESOME and very based but they kept on loosing so they're GAY and RETARDED

Green Party: GAY and RETARDED

As you can see they're all GAY and RETARDED

Canada becoming the 51st state

The GQD EMPERQR and SAVIQVR OF AMERICA Donald Trump said that he was gonna ANNEX canada and make it the 51st state, This struck fear in many of the GAY and RETARDED LIBERAL SISSY LEAFFAGS which is AWESOME and then a poll came out saying 39% percent of Canadians want to be ANNEXED, if this happens (it will) all the JEETS and NIGGERS will be DEPORTED and canadians will start calling themselves AMERICANS which is a SUPERIOR IDENTITY and NATION

Conclusion

Canada is a GAY and RETARDED country full of GAY and RETARDED FAGGOTS and NIGGERS, Do not visit and do not let Canadians near you when they visit because they are all GAY and RETARDED FAGGOTS and NIGGERS, Only visit when TRVMP annexes it which WILL HAPPEN in about 2 weeks, TRVST THE PLAN PATRIQT!

See also

Canada

Faggots

Niggers