Morshu
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Morshu only accepts rupees
Morshu is a salesman who owns a general store called Morshu’s CD-ROM in Sprokeville, Indonesia (formerly Koridai). He will sell anything for the right amount of rupees; lamp oil, rope, lampreys, etc. He is best known for not accepting cards and checks, and unless you have enough rubies/rupees, he will not sell you anything. He is most notable for coming into an agreement with the Sproke company. Currently, in his home country of Indonesia, he has made Sproke the main course of his dealings. Soyberger sometimes comes down for a meeting, so be sure to come down with your first class Indian plane ticket, nothing bad will happen. Morshu is also a devout Mormon, having read the entire Book of Mormon from front to cover and having streamed the entire thing live on YouTube to around 300 viewers, although it took him 3 days. Even though he lives in Indonesia, he was born in the United Kingdom, and is of Manx and Scottish ancestry.
Soyjak NEO was traced from a Deltarune edit of Morshu.
