Cave Story
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Cave Story, also known as Doukutsu Monogata, is a Japanese indie video game released in 2004. The game is famous for inspiring Undertroon and being Quote’s favorite game, despite being considered Troonslop by most teens. You can play the game on https://cavestory.org. If you suffer from Type 2 diabetes you can download the game on Steam for 51 shekels.
Game summary
Cave Story takes place within the cave of a floating island. The island is populated by Mimiga, a race of sentient, rabbit-like furfags that look like Dean. A particular species of red flower that grows in the island causes the normally peaceful Mimiga to GET ENRAGED AND KILL FUCKING EVERYONE. The island also conceals an artifact called the Demon Crown, which has vast magical powers o algo. An army of robot IDF soldiers were sent to the floating island on a military expedition, seeking to harness the Demon Crown as a weapon for wars on the surface. These robots slaughtered the Mimiga indiscriminately in their search for the crown, but were defeated when the Mimiga decided to eat the red flowers as a last resort. Shortly before the game begins, Professor Booster, the Sakamoto family, and various other literal whos formed a party to research the island, but they became stranded when their medical doctor, Fuyuhiko Date, managed to acquire the Crown; he then forced the expedition to search for the red flowers. You can have sex with a Mimiga and steal a robot's panties btw, if that matters.
