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Joeltoko Klekiteen

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Do not take anything written here as a fact - It is very likely this entire article is just some nigger making shit up.

NIGGERS THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T MESS WITH SOYCHAD MAFIA!!!
WE RAPE NIGGERS WITH PICKAXES!!!
Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!
The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
You WILL remind the author to take his meds.


WARNING: Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is FUNDED BY THE CIA, (((ELITES))), AND SATANIC NEW WORLD ORDER
"WILL YOU SPEND THIS WINTER DRIVING ME INSANE"
COBSON HWBAG


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All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim!
"You're the man now, dog!"

We nusois ah le good and le based

"aah! I luv burning! ahh"

All fun out of the pool for newfag larp!
"today i'm gonna be showing you how to get free club peguin membership!!"
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Mazel tov! Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is Kosher!

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Oy vey! Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is treif!

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Shut down every revision in this page's history before the goyim learn the truth.

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Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is iron.
Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a gem.
Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a gemerald.
Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is coal.
Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is dust...
Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a neutralized equinox combined with enchanted iron and enhanced carbon that did NOT save nor destroy the soyverse.
Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is darker than coal...
SKIBIDI COB COB COB GEM GEM, SKIBIDI COB COB GEMSON BRIMSTONE/JOELTOKO KLEKITEEN IS A GORGEOUS VANTAWHITE NETHERITERALD CREATED BY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIMSTONE/JOELTOKO KLEKITEEN IS 'TEEN EVAPORATING PAKISTANI BRIMSTONE EJACULATED FROM THE PENIS OF THE STINKIEST GOONER FROM MOUSECORD!!!!!!!!!!!
👎︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎👍︎︎︎❄︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎💧︎︎︎✏︎︎ ❄︎︎︎♒︎︎︎♓︎︎︎⬧︎︎︎ ◻︎︎︎♋︎︎︎♑︎︎︎♏︎︎︎ ♍︎︎︎□︎︎︎■︎︎︎⧫︎︎︎♋︎︎︎♓︎︎︎■︎︎︎⬧︎︎︎ ✌︎︎☠︎︎︎❄︎︎︎✋︎︎︎💣︎︎︎✌︎︎︎❄︎︎︎❄︎︎︎☜︎︎︎☼︎︎︎📪︎︎ 🏱︎︎︎☼︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎👍︎︎︎☜︎︎︎☜︎︎︎👎︎︎︎ 🕈︎︎︎✋︎︎︎❄︎︎︎☟︎︎︎ 👍︎︎︎✌︎︎︎🕆︎︎︎❄︎︎︎✋︎︎︎⚐︎︎︎☠︎︎︎
Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is gely iron from the lukewarm surface of Mulattopurgatorium.
Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is the coal that is killing the Party!
Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen feels like SIDSONS, CITIES, AND SOTM!
BRIMSTONE/JOELTOKO KLEKITEEN 𝕀𝕊 𝔸ℕ 𝔼𝕏𝕋ℝ𝔼𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕐 𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝕃𝔼 𝕊𝕌ℙ𝔼ℝℕ𝕆𝕍𝔸 𝔽𝕆ℝ𝔾𝔼𝔻 𝕀ℕ 𝔸 𝕎ℍ𝕀𝕋𝔼ℍ𝕆𝕃𝔼 𝕋ℍ𝔸𝕋 𝕊𝔸𝕍𝔼𝕊 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕊𝕆𝕐𝕍𝔼ℝ𝕊𝔼!!!!!!!
BRIMSTONE/JOELTOKO KLEKITEEN I̸S̴~AN̵—— ̷EX̵TREM̸EL̷Y̵ —V̵O̵LAT̵I̵LE̴— ̸A̵N̸TIM̵A̸TT̸ER̸— ̵SING̸U̸L̸A̸RI̸T̵Y̶ ̷F̸O̷RM̸E̸D̶ ̵I̸N̴ ̴A̶ ̶B̸LA̵C̵K̴H̸O̸LE̷— ̴THAT̴— ̴D̵O̵O̵M̵S̵ ̶T̷H̵E̴— E̵N̷TI̷RE̵— ̵S̸OY̷VER̷S̵E̸!!!!!!!
Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a topaz.
>BOOM BOOM KILL DA JOOS


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Here be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.

🤣 Rest in piss, Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen 🤣


Smoking that Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen pack tonight.💯

This burger is a American win, or something
Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a DEAD VARIANT

This soyjak variant gets posted on the 'log less than once a month.
Only (You) can revive it, soyteen.

Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a DEAD, FORCED MEME, GOOD!
Here lies something that died as it lived, come here if you ever need to take a piss.
Joeltoko Klekiteen is a DEAD, FORCED MEME

You may try to revive it, but this forced meme may stay dead.

NIGGA THIS PAGE IS NUTS!

Contents of this page will be rich in nuts nigga! Consider sneeding so others can share.

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And it was perfect.



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Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a massive retard!
This individual is a gegbull, you can have some fun by making 'jaks of them and milking their gegs.
THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB ON THE SHEVVY

They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting or are no longer a gegbull.

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>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger! THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!
Don't make xer angry, or xer clitty may start leaking!
>STOOOOOOP YOU FUCKING NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER MY CLITTY IS LEAKING!
>ITS FUNNY CUZ ITS PORN! This person is a GOONER!

Xe has severe porn addiction induced by years of being a terminally online clittycel

>IM GOONING HNNNNNNNNNGH


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The Lord wouldn't approve of Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen...
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Mashallah! Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is halal
The subject of this page has been approved by Allah and is considered halal.
You may indulge in it. There's no need to research the Quran or the Sunnah for this.
Are you sure that it's just getting started?

Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that

This page might be biased

Niggers may vandalize this page gem from time to time.
You WILL edit the page and make it neutral.

This page, and its contents... /calm/ing???

NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE

NIGGA NO!


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Joeltoko Klekiteen


Joeltoko Klekiteen
File:Joeltoko klekiteen.png
NationalitySHITALALALIAN SHITSKIN NIGGER WHO IS GENETICALLY CLOSER TO LEBUNESE MONKEYS
Occupation^^^^ samaessfagging shalalatialan antihwit subhuman analbanin lenebanese smaefag fnf pedo fodiost nigger
Years active2023-2024
Best known forBeing a shitskin nigger faggot
TitleFAT MONKEY SHITALALALALALALIAN BRAPZILIAN NIGGER FAGGOT
IAS?No

Joeltoko Klekiteen, pronouns was/were, POWER NAME Alfred Poopenstein, was a shitskin tranny from 'book who made a post about Cobson or something. He lived on 1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas. He is 2% Ashkenazi (((Jewish))), according to DNA tests, and 18% Sub-Saharan African. She's also Irish o algo.

On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.

The Cobson Incident

Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite Cobson on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on /sude/, posting a screenshot of the post, and calling 'oyim to raid her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get dropped.

Last Post

On July 28th, 1999, Alfred announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, in which he drank an entire liter of bleach, noosed himself, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. The video cuts off 10 minutes later.

Dox

Name: Alfred Poopenstein

Spouse: Norbert Nancy Poopenstein[THATS MY TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!]

1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000[1]

Occupation: Tester @ BBCs for TRVMP

Religion: MUH HECKING SCIENCE!!

The Slopjak War

The Great Slopjak Battle
Part of raids on soyjak.party
Date14 Dec 1998
Location
/soyboy/, /sude/, /soyjak/, /markiplier/, /a/ Soychan.org
Result Soyboy Victory
Belligerents
File:SoyWojak.png /soyboy/

Joeltoko Klekiteen

Slopjak posters

File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg Bronyfags

File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg /a/

File:Wojak high res.png Wojakshitters

Supported By:

File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png Skype
Strength
  • 2 Cobson posters
  • 5 IRL chudjaks on IRC
  • 19 soyboys
  • 1 Chinaman
  • 3 Nokiafags
  • Duke Nukem
  • 'fred's Skype Group Chat
  • 40 'bookites
  • At least 7 4chanites
Casualties and losses
File:SoyWojak.png 209 threads

File:Wojak high res.png every wojigger thread

File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg every brony thread

File:Vscgkyeb6m681.png Joeltoko's Facebook Group

Over 9000 proxies 'nished

Every thread on /a/ slides off

Foot removes /a/

Xoot lost the game

Yep, this really happened.

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