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Joeltoko Klekiteen

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Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is iron.
Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a gem.
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Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is coal.
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Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a neutralized equinox combined with enchanted iron and enhanced carbon that did NOT save nor destroy the soyverse.
Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is darker than coal...
SKIBIDI COB COB COB GEM GEM, SKIBIDI COB COB GEMSON BRIMSTONE/JOELTOKO KLEKITEEN IS A HOLY VANTAWHITE INVOKED BY THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!
BRIMSTONE/JOELTOKO KLEKITEEN IS LOCKED BHUTANESE BRIMSTONE EATEN BY THE MOST BONE-CHILLING NIGGER FROM THE JASSY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is the gem that saved the Party!
Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is the coal that is killing the Party!
Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is the coal that
BRIMSTONE/JOELTOKO KLEKITEEN 𝕀𝕊 𝔸ℕ 𝔼𝕏𝕋ℝ𝔼𝕄𝔼𝕃𝕐 𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝕃𝔼 𝕊𝕌ℙ𝔼ℝℕ𝕆𝕍𝔸 𝔽𝕆ℝ𝔾𝔼𝔻 𝕀ℕ 𝔸 𝕎ℍ𝕀𝕋𝔼ℍ𝕆𝕃𝔼 𝕋ℍ𝔸𝕋 𝕊𝔸𝕍𝔼𝕊 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕊𝕆𝕐𝕍𝔼ℝ𝕊𝔼!!!!!!!
BRIMSTONE/JOELTOKO KLEKITEEN I̸S̴~AN̵—— ̷EX̵TREM̸EL̷Y̵ —V̵O̵LAT̵I̵LE̴— ̸A̵N̸TIM̵A̸TT̸ER̸— ̵SING̸U̸L̸A̸RI̸T̵Y̶ ̷F̸O̷RM̸E̸D̶ ̵I̸N̴ ̴A̶ ̶B̸LA̵C̵K̴H̸O̸LE̷— ̴THAT̴— ̴D̵O̵O̵M̵S̵ ̶T̷H̵E̴— E̵N̷TI̷RE̵— ̵S̸OY̷VER̷S̵E̸!!!!!!!
Brimstone/Joeltoko Klekiteen is a topaz.
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>I am NOT a clittycel, you fucking nigger kike faggot nigger! THIS PERSON IS A SEETHING CLITTYCEL!
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Joeltoko Klekiteen


Joeltoko Klekiteen
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NationalitySHITALALALIAN SHITSKIN NIGGER WHO IS GENETICALLY CLOSER TO LEBUNESE MONKEYS
Occupation^^^^ samaessfagging shalalatialan antihwit subhuman analbanin lenebanese smaefag fnf pedo fodiost nigger
Years active2023-2024
Best known forBeing a shitskin nigger faggot
TitleFAT MONKEY SHITALALALALALALIAN BRAPZILIAN NIGGER FAGGOT
IAS?No

Joeltoko Klekiteen, pronouns was/were, POWER NAME Alfred Poopenstein, was a shitskin tranny from 'book who made a post about Cobson or something. He lived on 1450 Annette Lane, in Fort Worth, Texas. He is 2% Ashkenazi (((Jewish))), according to DNA tests, and 18% Sub-Saharan African. She's also Irish o algo.

On several occasions, she attempted to vandalize this 'ki. Remember to vandalize her user pages in retaliation.

The Cobson Incident

Joeltoko posts a distorted brown 'vestite Cobson on Facebook, aquiring 20k likes. A thread gets started on /sude/, posting a screenshot of the post, and calling 'oyim to raid her 'chats. Three days later, the 'ox get dropped.

Last Post

On July 28th, 1999, Alfred announced his departure from this world. After his last post, he recorded a Facebook livestream, in which he drank an entire liter of bleach, noosed himself, and blasted his own head off with a 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. The video cuts off 10 minutes later.

Dox

Name: Alfred Poopenstein

Spouse: Norbert Nancy Poopenstein[THATS MY TRANS KWEEN!! I WILL NOT BE CUCKED I WILL NOT BE C-ACK!]

1234 Nigger Ave, Jacksonville, Florida 32000[1]

Occupation: Tester @ BBCs for TRVMP

Religion: MUH HECKING SCIENCE!!

The Slopjak War

The Great Slopjak Battle
Part of raids on soyjak.party
Date14 Dec 1998
Location
/soyboy/, /sude/, /soyjak/, /markiplier/, /a/ Soychan.org
Result Soyboy Victory
Belligerents
File:SoyWojak.png /soyboy/

Joeltoko Klekiteen

Slopjak posters

File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg Bronyfags

File:LGBTQ+ rainbow flag Quasar "Progress" variant.svg /a/

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Strength
  • 2 Cobson posters
  • 5 IRL chudjaks on IRC
  • 19 soyboys
  • 1 Chinaman
  • 3 Nokiafags
  • Duke Nukem
  • 'fred's Skype Group Chat
  • 40 'bookites
  • At least 7 4chanites
Casualties and losses
File:SoyWojak.png 209 threads

File:Wojak high res.png every wojigger thread

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Over 9000 proxies 'nished

Every thread on /a/ slides off

Foot removes /a/

Xoot lost the game

Yep, this really happened.

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