Gradingcaust

This page, and its contents... /calm/ing??? NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE

GRADINGCAUST I̸S̴~AN̵—— ̷EX̵TREM̸EL̷Y̵ —V̵O̵LAT̵I̵LE̴— ̸A̵N̸TIM̵A̸TT̸ER̸— ̵SING̸U̸L̸A̸RI̸T̵Y̶ ̷F̸O̷RM̸E̸D̶ ̵I̸N̴ ̴A̶ ̶B̸LA̵C̵K̴H̸O̸LE̷— ̴THAT̴— ̴D̵O̵O̵M̵S̵ ̶T̷H̵E̴— E̵N̷TI̷RE̵— ̵S̸OY̷VER̷S̵E̸!!!!!!!

The Gradingcaust
Date January 2026 Location Soyjak Wiki Status Ongoing
Belligerents
Pro-Gradingcaust jannies Pro-Gradingcaust 'teens	Anti-Gradingcaust 'teens Anti-Gradingcaust jannies
Commanders and leaders
Cobblestone	Goopz AverageSoyjak
Units involved
North BlackKING88 Best Known For Coal	OPShredder Antimatter Silohpso FeraljakDeliverZa FitchBaggot OopooPoopoo Vantared
Strength
The admin of Soyjak Wiki Cobblestone's worshippers	78.26% of Soyjak Wiki users
Casualties and losses
Some Janny userpages have been vandalized by the outraged 'teens. Cobblestone revealed to be a woman.	Mineral rating system lost, the very cause of the conflict. Many contributors sperged out and left the 'ki or got banned. Antimatter revealed to be Chud'ait.

The Gradingcaust was an event that was announced on January 13, 2026 on Soyjak Wiki where topic qualities (gem, coal, etc.) would be deleted. This even included widely perceived gem topics such as Soyak. This was made in response to "(((not wanting to give public influence)))" and "edit war prevention." On January 14 all quality templates and their existence on pages were deleted. This lead to soyteens and nusois rioting on /soy/, with many despising the Gradingcaust and wanting the topic quality templates to come back.

A bot was made to remove the broken links from this change, and its user page was completely and utterly ass-raped by raging soyteens. At the peak of this, it could literally crash your device. This bot went on in February to remove Tanzanite as well, even though no one ever stated it would be.

Enemies of this shitty event have been repeatedly censored for made-up reasons. AverageSoyjak and OPShredder came to this wiki as a result.

THIS UPDATE FUCKING SUCKS.