Coalfarmer
Coal Farmer | |
|---|---|
| Born | Coally /pol/land |
| Baptized | Yes |
| Status | Active |
| Gender | Male |
| Nationality | Amerimutt (Louisiana) |
| Other names | Methodist poltard, Sam_Hyde, Coalfarmering, |
| Race | White |
| Sexuality | Straight |
| Religion | Christianity (Methodist) |
| Education | University of Kuz |
| Years active | 2022- |
| Best known for | owning the mountain niggas, being obsessed, |
| Notable work | The American Conservatives Archives, The Gem Percentage Chart, |
| Office | Emperor of the Mountain |
| Term | 2025- |
| Opponent(s) | soycraft jannies, porn and gore posters on /pol/ |
| IAS? | sometimes |
| Soyjak Wiki account | https://soyjakwiki.org/User:Coalfarmer |
Coalfarmer, also known as the Coalish mountain king, is a very active Soyjak Wiki, /pol/, and SNCApedia namefag who posts on /craft/ and /pol/. He is also the king/leader of the mountain niggers, a group of soycrafters who had multiple different conflicts with the Gempire, and ended up greifing said gempire. He is also famous for making the Gem Percentage Chart, which calculates gems on multiple sites.
He was also one of the owners of the Conservative Archives
He is also one out of 3 confirmed ‘teens from Louisiana, and by far the most active one. He is most likely autistic due to his big hyperfixations on gems, coals, nusois, and SNCA occurrences in a children’s game.
He also created the infamous C.A.D.O coalition, (obviously a reference to Nikocado Avacado), which stands for Care Against Dermatology Organization, and was responsible for the colonization of NuSoi mountain, a mountain that generates Nusois, (or in the game, zombies), the creation of a mock waco compound, and a authentic Louisiana restaurant serving crawfish and crabs.
More information about Coalfarmer can be found on his SNCApedia account, Coalfarmer, or his VERY IN DEPTH Coalfarmer Soyjak Wiki account.
Things he likes
- Sam Hyde
- France
- Leswarthy
- Nusois
- The Soyjak Wiki Gradingcaust
- Crawdaddies
- Louisiana which is the greatest state omg no cap
- Methodism
- God
- Jesus
- Minecraft (couldn’t you tell?)
- the ‘ru
- this very website since he can dump random SNCA articles like the one on Conservapedia
- Being unemployed
- Donald Trump
- GOP
