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{{Character | |||
|name=Kevin | |||
|image=[[File:Nyanwolf.png|200px]] | |||
|type=Furry character | |||
|created_on=Circa late 2024. | |||
|creator=Nyanwolf | |||
|oldest_known_post=October of 2024 (/sude/)<br> | |||
March of 2025 (/soy/ and 'ru) | |||
|gender=Male | |||
|ias=No | |||
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'''''Don't Touch My Pizza''''' is a furfag animation around some green-pink wolf called '''Kevin''' that wound its way into [[soyjak.st]] thanks to some [[sharty:User:Ilovy|/qa/fag spamming it]]. '''you will ignore and filter every don't touch my pizza image.''' | |||
It's basically retroslop trying to vaguely imitate early 2010s animation with a bunch of faggy aspects to it. | |||
== Origins == | == Origins == | ||
After a namefag | After a namefag called Ilovy gained infamy for ruining one of the daily operations of [[sharty:Operation_SoySPRING|SoySPRING]] by making a bunker on 'blox with a furry statue of himself, people discovered xis 'ru account and he would start forcing ''Don't Touch My Pizza'' on the sharty. It was previously posted on the sharty's oldfag LARP board [[sharty:Sude/|/sude/]] before being forced on /soy/. | ||
The most common edit | The most common way of posting this character was an Impish Soyak Ears edit of Kevin holding pizza with the caption ''nusoibraps go nuclear if they see a green wolf eating pizza. Sad!''. | ||
Then other variant edits came after this one basically being much of the same and others with the caption ''Kevin WABAG | Then other variant edits came after this one basically being much of the same and others with the caption ''Kevin WABAG''. | ||
It was also forced on both [[Fooey]] and [[Averi.foo|Nufooey]] probably by Ilovy himself. | It was also forced on both the [[Fooey]] and [[Averi.foo|Nufooey]] probably by Ilovy himself. | ||
== Controversies == | == Controversies == | ||
The main forcer of this awful NAS later got outed as a 'cordnigger albeit the main reason why he was banned according to the administration was basically | The main forcer of this awful NAS later got outed as a 'cordnigger albeit the main reason why he was banned according to the administration was basically because 'ru approvers hated him and caused a lot of controversy because people often tried to link him to hostile groups like [[Floofs]] or even that xe uploaded xis own 'jaks to [[Jassy|JartyBooru]]. | ||
After Ilovy got 'nished only a few other baiters and | After Ilovy got 'nished only a few other baiters and allegedly even [[Circus_2]] posted this furfag character on /soy/ and /qa/ then over the weeks it quickly died. | ||
It's also said that some soycords and 'grams were forcing it but its not Snopes verified at all. | It's also said that some soycords and 'grams were forcing it but its not Snopes verified at all. | ||
The final blow to the character was that the creator Nyanwolf got exposed as a zoophile fetishist much like the [[Boykisser|other furfag | The final blow to the character was that the creator Nyanwolf got exposed as a zoophile fetishist much like the [[Boykisser|other furfag NAS character used to bait]] and this caused the [[Averi.foo|Nufooey]] to delete the article they had on Kevin on their own wiki. | ||
== How to identify this variant == | == How to identify this variant == | ||
[[File:Posteditagainaward.png|thumb|{{Greentext|>nusoibraps go nuclear if they see a green wolf eating pizza. Sad!}}]] | [[File:Posteditagainaward.png|thumb|{{Greentext|>nusoibraps go nuclear if they see a green wolf eating pizza. Sad!}}]] | ||
If the soyjak has light purple hair and a light green body (both max saturation or close to that) then it's one of them | If the soyjak has light purple hair and a light green body (both max saturation or close to that) then it's one of them. | ||
[[Category:Imported from Soyjak Wiki]] | [[Category:Imported from Soyjak Wiki]] | ||
[[Category:Banned Soyjak Wiki Pages]] | [[Category:Banned Soyjak Wiki Pages]] | ||
Revision as of 20:05, 13 December 2025
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Don't Touch My Pizza is darker than coal...
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| Type | Furry character |
|---|---|
| Created on | Circa late 2024. |
| Creator | Nyanwolf |
| Oldest known post | October of 2024 (/sude/) March of 2025 (/soy/ and 'ru) |
| Gender | Male |
| IAS? | No |
Don't Touch My Pizza is a furfag animation around some green-pink wolf called Kevin that wound its way into soyjak.st thanks to some /qa/fag spamming it. you will ignore and filter every don't touch my pizza image.
It's basically retroslop trying to vaguely imitate early 2010s animation with a bunch of faggy aspects to it.
Origins
After a namefag called Ilovy gained infamy for ruining one of the daily operations of SoySPRING by making a bunker on 'blox with a furry statue of himself, people discovered xis 'ru account and he would start forcing Don't Touch My Pizza on the sharty. It was previously posted on the sharty's oldfag LARP board /sude/ before being forced on /soy/.
The most common way of posting this character was an Impish Soyak Ears edit of Kevin holding pizza with the caption nusoibraps go nuclear if they see a green wolf eating pizza. Sad!.
Then other variant edits came after this one basically being much of the same and others with the caption Kevin WABAG.
It was also forced on both the Fooey and Nufooey probably by Ilovy himself.
Controversies
The main forcer of this awful NAS later got outed as a 'cordnigger albeit the main reason why he was banned according to the administration was basically because 'ru approvers hated him and caused a lot of controversy because people often tried to link him to hostile groups like Floofs or even that xe uploaded xis own 'jaks to JartyBooru.
After Ilovy got 'nished only a few other baiters and allegedly even Circus_2 posted this furfag character on /soy/ and /qa/ then over the weeks it quickly died.
It's also said that some soycords and 'grams were forcing it but its not Snopes verified at all.
The final blow to the character was that the creator Nyanwolf got exposed as a zoophile fetishist much like the other furfag NAS character used to bait and this caused the Nufooey to delete the article they had on Kevin on their own wiki.
How to identify this variant
>nusoibraps go nuclear if they see a green wolf eating pizza. Sad!
If the soyjak has light purple hair and a light green body (both max saturation or close to that) then it's one of them.
