Gold

	THIS PERSON IS A MASSIVE SCHIZO
	You can help by notifying the Mental Asylum.

This nigga has Assburgers Please remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl. My mom says you guys simply don't understand me...

Gold is iron.

Gold
Gender	Male
Nationality	Dutch, perhaps German or American?
Occupation(s)	Owner of SNCApedia, former /dem/ president, and namefag.
Years active	2023-present

Gold, also known as SNCA Enthusiast or sozjak, is an and current owner of this site. He was also a former /dem/ president. He also ran a soycraft server known as Soyworld, which caused Mist, the owner of the sharty soycraft to leak and ban all mention of it outside of /dem/ while it was running.

He is a massive leaker and due to that has gained gegbvll status on the sharty. Can be seen sperging about DA JOOOS on /pol/.

As of now he is permabanned from the sharty for making jannies' clitties leak, increasing their paycheck by 5 times.

Early History

He claims he joined the site during babybot spam and DOLL-era, which would place his join date in early 2023. His earliest known appearance was during the Pedocaust on December 30th 2024, he would instigate the raid and lead to ATF's forum being shut down for long time.

/Dem/

Gold's emergence as an active avatarfag was through his presidential campaigns on former board /dem/. It can overall be described as a massive autistic spam war across various boards and even other splinters, mostly between baiters and Gold getting repeatedly ragebaited by mentioned trolls.

Goldism

His ideology is dubbed "Goldism" (Literal SNCA), which promotes IAS posts, banning porn but not gore^[Marge....?], direct intervention against coal anything that makes his clitty leak, and raid derailment. It can be described as an amalgamation of Sootism, DOLLism and Frootism. He claims his ideology is to engage good and fun memories with the sharty, by promoting raids like the Pedocaust or playing games together.

First elections

His prominence would start after CobsonTALKS' removal from /dem/, Gold would immediately start campaigning for his presidency as "Goot" by spamming on /soy/ and /dem/. 'Teens found out he was easy to bait and piss off by falseflagging as him, so they would begin supersaging raid threads on /soy/ while showing support for Gold or pretending to be him. This practice would make Gold leak an entire tsunami, producing many gegs. Eventually someone that pretended to be someone that ran along with Goot, pointed out that his name was the same as Trebson's (Owner of affycord) nickname, this would start a spam war on /dem/ that took up the entire catalog and Goot changing his name to "Gold".

His excessive spam, campaigning and promoting "Goldism" would make him gain popularity among 'teens, either because he was funny to piss off or because they had actual faith in him. He would claim that /soy/ has been flooded with coal and tech illiterate children who couldn't dox, wanting to turn /dem/ into a /soy2/, which was his motivation to become president.

First presidency

Gold would win the elections by a landslide and was appointed dictator 2nd President of /dem/. His first order was to add 7 extra jannies to moderate the board due to the excessive MLP and Spadeson spam.

Second elections

____WIP____

Following VON STROHEIM's impeachment another election was held.

Second presidency

____WIP____

Gold won the election with a landslide.

Minecraft raids

___WIP___

On /pol/

Around mid-2025 he would start frequenting Sharty's /pol/ actively, often clashing with the numerous namefags present there, namely the New Jersey Gooner and Icelander among many others.

Banned from the sharty

Gold would get banned on September 28th 2025, after he posted a screenshot of a thread with images that he claims to be proof that Mist was grooming people to carve his name onto them. He would point out visible scarring on an attention seeking tranny's leg spelling out "MIST", suggesting that Mist had been coercing someone to cut themselves for validation. Another reason could be that he was banned for his association with SNCApedia, and Quote saw it as a hostile community competing with Soyjak Wiki.

the truth

gold is actually made of cheese