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Somalia is a SNCA country in [[Africa]] near the Gulf of Aden and [[Djibouti]]. | |||
The natives are known for having massive foreheads (which is how you identify a Somalian). Somalians are famous for stealing money with daycares, and being obsessed with bananas and dogs. | |||
== History == | |||
It is said that the Somalians immigrated from a land called “Mine-Soj-Tha”, (now believed to be Minnesota) meaning “our home”. When the [[Frog|Finnoishe Flood of America]] happened, they were forced to flee into the Aden valley. They created an advanced civilization in [[Africa]] and ruled the [[India|Indian]] ocean. It is said that they invented the [[Wikipedia:Kimono|Kimono]] when [[Japan|Japanese]] sailors shipwrecked in [[Sharty:Ohio|Mogadishu]]. The term comes from the Somali 'kiimooniyo', meaning "to serve looks". Somalia was colonized by obsessed Italocucks, and remained a Italian colony until 1960 when it became a piracy anarchist UNW buffer state. | |||
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Somalia is a SNCA country in Africa near the Gulf of Aden and Djibouti. The natives are known for having massive foreheads (which is how you identify a Somalian). Somalians are famous for stealing money with daycares, and being obsessed with bananas and dogs.
History
It is said that the Somalians immigrated from a land called “Mine-Soj-Tha”, (now believed to be Minnesota) meaning “our home”. When the Finnoishe Flood of America happened, they were forced to flee into the Aden valley. They created an advanced civilization in Africa and ruled the Indian ocean. It is said that they invented the Kimono when Japanese sailors shipwrecked in Mogadishu. The term comes from the Somali 'kiimooniyo', meaning "to serve looks". Somalia was colonized by obsessed Italocucks, and remained a Italian colony until 1960 when it became a piracy anarchist UNW buffer state.
