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Around the same time as the late [[Frog|Frioggian age]] a bunch of Proto-Omani-Yemeni scum immigrated to the northern region of Djibouti. Djibouti has had towns since the Neolithic age and due to being close to the border of the Gulf of Aden started the Djiwala empire in the 1st century AD. During the ancient Egyptian time period Djibouti was called “Punt” and “Puntshan” by the Egyptians. Djibouti’s empire did 3 things. Get into [[Useless nigger war]] with Eritrea, make coffee and sell it to Somalians, and kill frogs. They were BFTO’d by Yemeni preachers and became an Islamic nation/kingdom known as Aksum. | Around the same time as the late [[Frog|Frioggian age]] a bunch of Proto-Omani-Yemeni scum immigrated to the northern region of Djibouti. Djibouti has had towns since the Neolithic age and due to being close to the border of the Gulf of Aden started the Djiwala empire in the 1st century AD. During the ancient Egyptian time period Djibouti was called “Punt” and “Puntshan” by the Egyptians. Djibouti’s empire did 3 things. Get into [[Useless nigger war]] with Eritrea, make coffee and sell it to Somalians, and kill frogs. They were BFTO’d by Yemeni preachers and became an Islamic nation/kingdom known as Aksum. | ||
In 1884, they were finally colonized following a brutal 20 year civil war, by the French. As a result French is the national language of Djibouti. Djibouti then eventually became independent in 1975. Surprisingly, despite being literal Niggerhell, they have not have had any civil wars/wars with other countries which makes them based to quakers or something. | In 1884, they were finally colonized following a brutal 20 year civil war, by the French. As a result French is the national language of Djibouti. Djibouti then eventually became independent in 1975. Surprisingly, despite being literal Niggerhell, they have not have had any civil wars/wars with other countries which makes them based to quakers or something. | ||
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Djibouti is darker than coal...
Djibouti, pronounced as Jabooty (or Djabune if you are french scum) is a small, obscure, SNCA country in Africa right next to Somalia and Ethiopia. It consists of nothing but hot steamy deserts filled with date trees. The country derives its name from the Djiassal River, a small river near the border with Somalia. Almost everybody in Djibouti lives in the north, which is not too far away from the Gulf of Aden where Yemen, Saudi Arabia, and Oman are.
The population of Sandniggers mostly speaks French and Somali. They are mostly Muslims, having been converted by Yemeni scum in the 8th century AD. The country is very sparse and 80% desert.
History of Djibouti
[edit | edit source]Around the same time as the late Frioggian age a bunch of Proto-Omani-Yemeni scum immigrated to the northern region of Djibouti. Djibouti has had towns since the Neolithic age and due to being close to the border of the Gulf of Aden started the Djiwala empire in the 1st century AD. During the ancient Egyptian time period Djibouti was called “Punt” and “Puntshan” by the Egyptians. Djibouti’s empire did 3 things. Get into Useless nigger war with Eritrea, make coffee and sell it to Somalians, and kill frogs. They were BFTO’d by Yemeni preachers and became an Islamic nation/kingdom known as Aksum. In 1884, they were finally colonized following a brutal 20 year civil war, by the French. As a result French is the national language of Djibouti. Djibouti then eventually became independent in 1975. Surprisingly, despite being literal Niggerhell, they have not have had any civil wars/wars with other countries which makes them based to quakers or something.
