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Revision as of 00:51, 22 March 2026
| THIS SUPERCUCK IS AN HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOT! This individual is a faggot and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.
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Luxiofag | |
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The secret man | |
| Born | unknown |
| Status | alive but bisexual |
| Best known for | Being a massive faggot who takes it up the ass. |
| Opponent | Delcattyfag |
| Criminal charges | sodomy, spreading AIDS (bioterrorism), fedposting |
Luxiofag, otherwise called cuxio or cuxiofag by xis detractors, is an avatarfag who first appeared on the Sharty on /pol/ He is known for taking it up the ass, gooning, blogposting about xis homosexual urges, and trying to have meet WicklowFrog for sex. He avatarfags as the pokemon Luxio and also uses a tripcode and the name "luxio" to make sure everybaldi knows that xe is the guy who made 15 posts about shoving long hard objects up xis rectum.
Faggotry
The fact that luxiofag is well, a fag, is pretty much the most important detail about this faggot.
Luxio Comes Out
Luxiofag would make a thread to come out as bisexual on March 15, 2026. This thread would devolve from asking for advice to stop his homosexual temptations to literally discussing frotting and docking, how to have buttsex in a "masculine" way, and cuxio talking about how he would want to frot another man while both are sweaty and how the sweat would make it hotter.[1] WicklowFrog would create another thread which would devolve into spam and shitflinging while cuxio and wicklow trying to meet up for sex while cuxio fingered ximself and came everywhere [2]
Luxio's Nofap
Due to the guilt of ERPing with WicklowFrog,[3] Cuxio would begin an attempt at becoming a nevergooner and begin making threads about xis struggles with homosexuality and leaking at anybaldi who demoralizes xim [4] Xe would begin posting about how xe wants to anally penetrate men on the second day of xis nevergoon, kek! [5] Cuxio would maintain xis nofap for 3 days before gooning again [6] [7] However, cuxio would continue xis nofap or something
Seduction Attempts
Due to /pol/ being filled with incels and gooners, various faggots would try to seduce cuxio and meet up with xim for sexual purposes. Obviously the most well known and the most successful of these was when WicklowFrog tried to meet up with luxiofag for oral sex and frotting, leading to cuxio fingering ximself to the interaction.[8]
"Bleached" Fetish
Pretty much the biggest part of cuxio's faggotry is xis constant mentioning of biwisi and how xe wants to get fucked by tall nordic aryans. I'm not even sure this would be considered a bleached fetish as cuxio proved that xe is white by posting a picture of xis hand. Like I feel like bleached implies that xe is nonwhite which just doesn't apply to cuxio.
Larping
Cuxio constantly makes posts whining about living in modern civilization ev&oe xe is chronically online and constantly eats goyslop. [9] Xe also constantly larps as a yamnaya steppe warrior, kek!
Luxiofag Tries To -Ack!
Prior to the suicide announcement incidenct, luxiofag makes a post about how depending on how fucked (((Weimerica))) is, xe would end up roping. [10] Xe would then try to buy a luxio plush and fail a few times and then crash out and imply that xe is going to commit suicide [11] This would then lead to cuxio making an appearance in a thread about xim where xe admits to pussying out, cutting crosses into xis arm, and saying xe was gonna hang ximself with an HDMI cord of all things. Xe would also post pictures of the cuts xe made in xis arm with them thankfully being shallow. Jannies would then ban xim but unban xim after xe offered xis body to quote. [12]
Trivia
- Cuxio likes Miracle Musical and Vocaloids [13]
- Cuxio is heckin' neurodivergent!
- Cuxio identifies as bisexual, so valid!
Citations
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0317-0424-45/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3051188.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0317-1106-02/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3060433.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0317-1106-02/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3060433.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0318-0619-30/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3063934.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0319-0910-22/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3070663.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0320-0500-33/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3076917.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0321-0119-01/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3080961.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0317-1106-02/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3060433.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0320-1238-48/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3077699.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0321-1433-00/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3085586.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0321-1440-11/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3086184.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0322-0554-09/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3086276.html
- ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0321-1429-02/https://soyjak.st:443/pol/thread/3085637.html