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|image=[[File:NuSchlogInfobox.png|350px]]}}'''soyjak.blog''' or better known as the '''Schlog''', is a XenForo forum created as an alternative to blogposting on the sharty. Since it is required to have a name in order to join the site, it would quickly gain infamy amongst soyteens due to multiple controversies and general drama, which lead to it being often compared to [[Discord]]. | |image=[[File:NuSchlogInfobox.png|350px]]}}'''soyjak.blog''' or better known as the '''Schlog''', is a XenForo forum created as an alternative to blogposting on the sharty. Since it is required to have a name in order to join the site, it would quickly gain infamy amongst soyteens due to multiple controversies and general drama, which lead to it being often compared to [[Discord]]. | ||
It was created by Broot who let the site get taken over by [[DOLL]] and later [[Froot]], turning it into a sharty-owned soysphere site. Froot eventually [[Schlogpocalypse|considered shutting it down, then sold it for $2500 because of e-daters and general faggotry on the schlog]]. Fearing the site would get shut down, the old jannies, most notably [[SmallAnus]], made a splinter, [[Soyjak Forum]]; with a lot of schlog users moving to said site. | It was created by Broot who let the site get taken over by [[DOLL]] and later [[Froot]], turning it into a sharty-owned soysphere site. Froot eventually [[Schlogpocalypse|considered shutting it down, then sold it for $2500 because of e-daters and general faggotry on the schlog]]. Fearing the site would get shut down, the old jannies, most notably [[SmallAnus]], made a splinter, [[Soyjak Forum]]; with a lot of old schlog users moving to said site. | ||
Since the sale, it is unaffiliated with the official soysphere sites and is thus deemed a splinter along with the [[shroom]] | Since the sale, it is unaffiliated with the official soysphere sites and is thus deemed a splinter along with the [[shroom]]. It is, however, still not considered hostile by [[Quote]]. | ||
This site is in a constant [[useless nigger war]] with its neighbor, the [[Shroom]], with much {{Glowtext|social engineering}} occurring on this very page. Both shroomcucks and schlogcucks would shit up the recent changes of [[Soyjak Wiki]] until both pages were deleted from there and moved to [[SNCApedia]] due to the edit warring and trickery. | This site is in a constant [[useless nigger war]] with its neighbor, the [[Shroom]], with much {{Glowtext|social engineering}} occurring on this very page. Both shroomcucks and schlogcucks would shit up the recent changes of [[Soyjak Wiki]] until both pages were deleted from there and moved to [[SNCApedia]] due to the edit warring and trickery. | ||
== History == | |||
=== The Sale === | |||
On April 4th, 2025. Froot [[Schlogpocalypse|would decide to sell the schlog after he had enough of dealing with the general faggotry and petty drama, his tipping point would be the announcement about how Soyteen Liker and Meursault were e-dating and planning on meeting up IRL]]. After the sale announcement, Schlog jannies, most notably [[SmallAnus]], dissatisfied at Froot's management of the website, decided to create a splinter on April 20, known as [[Soyjak Forum]] or the Shroom. | |||
On April 26, 2025, the Schlog was sold to an user named [[telnet]] who was later revealed to be p0rt42, an user that was previously permabanned by DOLL for being the owner of Homercord. However, despite the schlog surviving, the old jannies did not shut down the shroom, and they and a lot of old schlog users decided to stay there. The post-sale schlog is sometimes called the '''nuschlog'''. | |||
p0rt42 ended up not liking running the schlog and gave it away to Jackson who also didn't want to own it, so xe gave it away AGAIN to [[MoonMetropolis]], then Jackson staged a coup and took back control of the site after MoonMetropolis was banned from the sharty-owned soysphere. Jackson is thus the current owner of the sclogg. | |||
== Organization of the Site == | == Organization of the Site == | ||
The organisation of the site is | The organisation of the site is very much like the Sharty and it divides itself into multiple themed '''boards''' where users can create threads and discuss. | ||
'''There are 5 boards:''' | '''There are 5 boards:''' | ||
=== Meta === | === Meta === | ||
* /q/ - Soyjak Blog Meta. a board for propositions and problem-solving of the site, usually used by [[Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fucks]] and crying [[Leakage|clitty leakers.]] (even [[though]] no one uses /q/ for it's purpose) | * /q/ - Soyjak Blog Meta. a board for propositions and problem-solving of the site, usually used by [[sharty:Selfish Little Fuck|selfish little fucks]] and crying [[sharty:Leakage|clitty leakers.]] (even [[sharty:though|though]] no one uses /q/ for it's purpose) | ||
* /chive/ - Archive. a board used for archiving stuff on and out of the site itself. | * /chive/ - Archive. a board used for archiving stuff on and out of the site itself. | ||
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* /you/, supposed to be the site's parallel to /soy/ albeit without any IAS requirements | * /you/, supposed to be the site's parallel to /soy/ albeit without any IAS requirements | ||
* /qa/, the Q&A board. | * [[/qa/]], the Q&A board. | ||
* /ama/, for notable users to create "Ask me anything" threads | * /ama/, for notable users to create "Ask me anything" threads | ||
* /jrn/, a board for 'teens to post journals about their endeavors or activities. | * /jrn/, a board for 'teens to post journals about their endeavors or activities. | ||
* /games/, for forum games, such as the "[[Even though]]" game. Occasionally some poor soul gets the idea to expect people to bother with any game more complex than saying some bullshit about the post above them. | * /games/, for forum games, such as the "[[sharty:Even though|Even though]]" game. Occasionally some poor soul gets the idea to expect people to bother with any game more complex than saying some bullshit about the post above them. | ||
* /dump/, its /nate/ but better, there's no porn. | * /dump/, its /nate/ but better, there's no porn. | ||
=== The Club - [[Autism|Trivial Stuff]] === | === The Club - [[sharty:Autism|Trivial Stuff]] === | ||
* /art/, for soyjak creation and discussion | * /art/, for soyjak creation and discussion | ||
* /mtv/, music and television and video games | * /mtv/, music and television and video games | ||
* /pol/, politics | */a/ - Animu, Mango, and Weabery <small>(Brimstone)</small> | ||
* [[/pol/]], politics | |||
*/leftysoy/ - Left-Handed Soyjaks <small>(Leftist Board)</small> | |||
* /fit/, a fitness board | * /fit/, a fitness board | ||
* /incel/, for literal whos and lolcows and etc | * /incel/, for literal whos and lolcows and etc | ||
* /raid/ - RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS, raid whoever you don't like | * [[/raid/]] - RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS, raid whoever you don't like | ||
* /ck/, Culinary Arts, Food & Drink, because food is important [[ | * /ck/, Culinary Arts, Food & Drink, because food is important [[or something|or however my calorie intake is considered "unhealthy"]] by my [[sharty:Jews|"doctor"]]. | ||
* /pro/, Projects, for any soysphere-adjacent project, such as [[Five Nights at Cobson's|FNAC]]. Formerly /gd/ game development. | * /pro/, Projects, for any soysphere-adjacent project, such as [[sharty:Five Nights at Cobson's|FNAC]]. Formerly /gd/ game development. | ||
* /caca/, baba gaga wawaw weewa blog! | * /caca/, baba gaga wawaw weewa blog! | ||
* /snca/, /dump/ for /q/ exclusively | * /snca/, /dump/ for /q/ exclusively | ||
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* /an/ - Animals and Nature, talk about animals. | * /an/ - Animals and Nature, talk about animals. | ||
* /ohio/ - Skibidi Sigma Rizz, you have GYATT to be RIZZING me in OHIO BLUD | * /ohio/ - Skibidi Sigma Rizz, you have GYATT to be RIZZING me in OHIO BLUD | ||
* /talks/ - CobsonTALKS, CobsonTALKS came back to the | * /talks/ - CobsonTALKS, CobsonTALKS came back to the Schlog. | ||
=== Culture === | === Culture === | ||
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== Reactions == | == Reactions == | ||
Reactions are small little icons which | Reactions are small little icons which can be attached to any message on the schlog. They come as a default feature of Xenforo, the service which the schlog uses to operate. Reactions have been on the site since its creation. [[MoonMetropolis]] decided the best part of the site was the reactions [[sharty:Retard|and triple fucking butt-raped the site with over 100 of them because he fucking could or something.]] | ||
=== Reaction Score === | === Reaction Score === | ||
The reaction score is like [[Reddit]] karma [[Lie|but hecking different okay]]? Every time you get a reaction, you lose or gain a reaction score depending on what the reaction was like. Gem gives you 2 reaction points, and Coal makes you lose 1 reaction point. Reaction points are '''very important''' because it lets you know how much your [[Wholesome|gender-affirming little friends]] in your screen [[Admin worship|lick your boot]] or want you to [[Hanging soyjak|kill yourself]]. | The reaction score is like [[sharty:Reddit|Reddit]] karma [[sharty:Lie|but hecking different okay]]? Every time you get a reaction, you lose or gain a reaction score depending on what the reaction was like. Gem gives you 2 reaction points, and Coal makes you lose 1 reaction point. Reaction points are '''very important''' because it lets you know how much your [[sharty:Wholesome|gender-affirming little friends]] in your screen [[sharty:Admin worship|lick your boot]] or want you to [[sharty:Hanging soyjak|kill yourself]]. | ||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
* [[Soyjak Forum]] | |||
* [[Soyjak | |||
* [[MoonMetropolis]] | * [[MoonMetropolis]] | ||
{{Reflist}} | {{Reflist}} | ||
[[Category:Schlog| ]] | |||
[[Category:Forums]] | |||
Revision as of 16:35, 18 August 2025
the owner of this site has already leaked someone's IP, beware![1]| soyjak.blog | |
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| XenForo forum | |
| Founded | March 31, 2024 |
| Creator | Broot |
| Owner | Jackson |
soyjak.blog or better known as the Schlog, is a XenForo forum created as an alternative to blogposting on the sharty. Since it is required to have a name in order to join the site, it would quickly gain infamy amongst soyteens due to multiple controversies and general drama, which lead to it being often compared to Discord.
It was created by Broot who let the site get taken over by DOLL and later Froot, turning it into a sharty-owned soysphere site. Froot eventually considered shutting it down, then sold it for $2500 because of e-daters and general faggotry on the schlog. Fearing the site would get shut down, the old jannies, most notably SmallAnus, made a splinter, Soyjak Forum; with a lot of old schlog users moving to said site.
Since the sale, it is unaffiliated with the official soysphere sites and is thus deemed a splinter along with the shroom. It is, however, still not considered hostile by Quote.
This site is in a constant useless nigger war with its neighbor, the Shroom, with much social engineering occurring on this very page. Both shroomcucks and schlogcucks would shit up the recent changes of Soyjak Wiki until both pages were deleted from there and moved to SNCApedia due to the edit warring and trickery.
History
The Sale
On April 4th, 2025. Froot would decide to sell the schlog after he had enough of dealing with the general faggotry and petty drama, his tipping point would be the announcement about how Soyteen Liker and Meursault were e-dating and planning on meeting up IRL. After the sale announcement, Schlog jannies, most notably SmallAnus, dissatisfied at Froot's management of the website, decided to create a splinter on April 20, known as Soyjak Forum or the Shroom.
On April 26, 2025, the Schlog was sold to an user named telnet who was later revealed to be p0rt42, an user that was previously permabanned by DOLL for being the owner of Homercord. However, despite the schlog surviving, the old jannies did not shut down the shroom, and they and a lot of old schlog users decided to stay there. The post-sale schlog is sometimes called the nuschlog.
p0rt42 ended up not liking running the schlog and gave it away to Jackson who also didn't want to own it, so xe gave it away AGAIN to MoonMetropolis, then Jackson staged a coup and took back control of the site after MoonMetropolis was banned from the sharty-owned soysphere. Jackson is thus the current owner of the sclogg.
Organization of the Site
The organisation of the site is very much like the Sharty and it divides itself into multiple themed boards where users can create threads and discuss.
There are 5 boards:
Meta
- /q/ - Soyjak Blog Meta. a board for propositions and problem-solving of the site, usually used by selfish little fucks and crying clitty leakers. (even though no one uses /q/ for it's purpose)
- /chive/ - Archive. a board used for archiving stuff on and out of the site itself.
The Schlog - Main Boards
- /you/, supposed to be the site's parallel to /soy/ albeit without any IAS requirements
- /qa/, the Q&A board.
- /ama/, for notable users to create "Ask me anything" threads
- /jrn/, a board for 'teens to post journals about their endeavors or activities.
- /games/, for forum games, such as the "Even though" game. Occasionally some poor soul gets the idea to expect people to bother with any game more complex than saying some bullshit about the post above them.
- /dump/, its /nate/ but better, there's no porn.
The Club - Trivial Stuff
- /art/, for soyjak creation and discussion
- /mtv/, music and television and video games
- /a/ - Animu, Mango, and Weabery (Brimstone)
- /pol/, politics
- /leftysoy/ - Left-Handed Soyjaks (Leftist Board)
- /fit/, a fitness board
- /incel/, for literal whos and lolcows and etc
- /raid/ - RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS, raid whoever you don't like
- /ck/, Culinary Arts, Food & Drink, because food is important or however my calorie intake is considered "unhealthy" by my "doctor".
- /pro/, Projects, for any soysphere-adjacent project, such as FNAC. Formerly /gd/ game development.
- /caca/, baba gaga wawaw weewa blog!
- /snca/, /dump/ for /q/ exclusively
- /sp/, Sports
- /tech/, technology and anything tech and software related.
- /news/, /pol/ but just news
- /his/, for talking about history and for archives and also history research.
- /x/ - Paranormal/Schizo, talk about conspiracy theories and other le heckin' scary unwholesomerino nazi chud theories like that or something.
- /yyyyyyy/ - Nonsense, xe is the goon sprunki hitler bbc LIMEADE IS USING HITLER'S LANGUAGE irgihdnhfdnhuhfdhfnhuf. O'qoloo zanbwei? Haluu? Haluu!
- /cafe/ - Foids Only, basically KF's Beauty Parlour but one board without any mentions of lolcows.
- /an/ - Animals and Nature, talk about animals.
- /ohio/ - Skibidi Sigma Rizz, you have GYATT to be RIZZING me in OHIO BLUD
- /talks/ - CobsonTALKS, CobsonTALKS came back to the Schlog.
Culture
- /int/ - International
- /rel/ - Religion
Adult Swim
- /srs/ - FOR SUPER SERIOUS DISCUSSION ONLY BABY SAMMY SEWIOUS!!!!
Former Boards
- that one board that was for incels to post on that i forgot the name of
- It was removed because jerry_blevins was no longer moderator of the site. All threads on that board have been moved to /you/.
The Rules
- You WILL NOT post, link to, or request illegal content.
- You WILL NOT advocate for, promote, or post pedophilia or pedophilic content. This includes being associated with pedophilic groups such as the foodists and the Order of Nine Angles.
- You WILL NOT advocate for, promote, or post zoosadist content.
- You WILL NOT flood the site with spam.
- You WILL NOT attempt to attack the site through DDoSing, hacking, trying to get our host to drop us, or anything similar.
- You are NOT permitted to post NSFW images or videos.
- You WILL NOT abuse the report feature with false reports.
- Making a post with the text "George Floyd griddy large black johnson 360 noscope compilation fentnvke 🅱️oop 🅱️and 🅱️iggers 🅱️ancing" in Courier New Font and an image of a Hostess™ Jumbo Honey Bun on a day of the month divisible by 7 at 11:11PM UTC-12:00 while using an avatar of OWAKCX with a 2 of spades tattoo wearing a fez is FORBIDDEN and will be met with extraordinary punishment.
Reactions
Reactions are small little icons which can be attached to any message on the schlog. They come as a default feature of Xenforo, the service which the schlog uses to operate. Reactions have been on the site since its creation. MoonMetropolis decided the best part of the site was the reactions and triple fucking butt-raped the site with over 100 of them because he fucking could or something.
Reaction Score
The reaction score is like Reddit karma but hecking different okay? Every time you get a reaction, you lose or gain a reaction score depending on what the reaction was like. Gem gives you 2 reaction points, and Coal makes you lose 1 reaction point. Reaction points are very important because it lets you know how much your gender-affirming little friends in your screen lick your boot or want you to kill yourself.
