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ASIA IS SMELLY NORTH KOREAN BRIMSTONE UTTERLY COOMED UPON BY THE DEGENERATE GOONERS OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM!!!!!!!!!!!

ASIA IS DARKER THEN COAL!

Just like the African list, when you encounter templates like the Brimstone one, or the Jartycuck one, you may notice that there are some countries/nations that you have never heard of. Just like with the African one, all of these are SNCA (but considering this is the SNCApedia, let’s delve right into the Margerald factory, shall we, my little niggers!)

Not all countries will be included, only ones that make you geg.

List

The list. Don’t overthink it. Nobody gives a shit about these third world shitholes.

Southeast Asia

People who live in the Southeast. Don’t overthink it.

Thailand

Most Amerimutts in Thailand are trans btw

Thailand is notable for having the highest percentage of transgender people (meaning retarded men who think they are women and retarded women who think they are men) in the entire world, with around 1% of the total population there being a troon. That is very geggable. Apart from that the country is very normal. Their biggest crops are vegetables, cigarettes, and durians. If you ignore all the troons it is actually a pretty nice place.

Notable Thais

Thaksin
Everybody I dislike

Cambodia

Extremely tiny and pretty much the South Sudan of Asia as it was in a constant useless nigger war between Vietnamese mystery meat Cambodians and actual CAMBODIANS. Around 17% of the population died after a 4 year useless nigger war from 1976-1980.

Notable Cambodians

/pol/ Pot

Myanmar (also known by xer dead name Burma)

Cambodia Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

Like Cambodia, it is also in a perpetual state of TND, but unlike Cambodia, it is rich. It is probably much richer then you or your entire state will ever be due to having rare minerals (OH MY HECCAN SCIENCE!) like Krypton and Helium. It is by far the richest country in Southeast Asia.

East Timor

Extremely tiny country (like Seychelles size). Behind only Uganda it is the dumbest country, with the average IQ being 83. Prior to being independent it was owned by Indonesia, but in a Washingtonian sort of way they became independent in 1999.

Vietnam

This burger is a American win, or something

The only one I’m sure you know exists because the Amerimutts fought a war with them in the 70s that SJWs got pissed the fuck off about and protested about. Vietnam somehow won because America is shit and JFK got turned into a vegetable by the CIA or something. Currently it is pretty SNCA, not much goes on there apart from some BMT or whatever.

Notable Vietnamese

Anybody who practices in bmt
The men I saw on Mekong beach
Vietjeet

Southwest Asia

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The really rich Arabic kebab shop of Asia, or something, yeah. Some of these countries enjoy killing Jews so most of them are Treif or however the kosher is salted.

Saudi Arabia

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Ridiculously large (Louisiana could fit into Saudi Arabia 6 times), rich, and Muslim. So Muslim in fact that if you are caught listening to music that does not glorify Muhammad or whatever you have a very high possibility of being tortured in a death camp. Richest country in the world due to oil. Pretty much kills any non-Muslim American despite merciless killing being haram.

Notable Saudis

Ibnsaudi
Most immigrants to Dearborn
Ilhan

Bahrain

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As small as East Timor and

known for being the 2nd richest country in the world despite only being around 700 square miles and having only 2 big cities meaning it is is (((Jewish))).

. This means if it was the size of Saudi Arabia it would be 4x as rich.

Some Snopians suggest that despite the country claiming to be Muslim, it may actually be Jewish, and be a global honeypot for Jewish money laundering masquerading as a Muslim theocracy.

Qatar

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Bahrain but somehow worse as only 20% of the population is ethnically Qatari and the rest are kidnapped immigrants from Nepal, Bangladesh, and other Monsoon Asia shitholes. This also violates the Quran.

Notable Qataris

AJMN

Lebanon

Lebanon is a Christian is a gem.

Unlike all the other countries, Lebanon is Christian. It was one of the first countries to be converted and is keyed. It is rich off of oil but donates it’s money to charitable causes. This country has been endorsed by Snopes, Louisiana, and Me making it a automatic gem.

Notable Lebanese

Joel

Northwest Asia

The part of Asia nobody remembers. Most notably home to the Azeri-Armenian war.

Kazakhstan

Very large country but pretty much the Asian Algeria. Nobody fucking lives here.

Armenia

ARMENIA IS INTOXICATNG KOSOVAR BRIMSTONE FUNDED BY THE CIA, THE ELITES, THE SATANIC NEW WORLD ORDER, AND NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

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Very brimstone country where a lot of retarded namefags originate from. It is believed the creator of petra is from here. This location is somehow the second smartest country in the entire world by IQ (113) behind only South Korea (114) or however the burger is flipped. It is believed that this is a Jewish city because there are 5 exclusively Jewish towns (or Shțetls) in Armenia. They also had a useless nigger war between Northern Armenians and Southern Armenians (who call themselves Ossietians you bigoted chuddies) that killed 2% of the population in 7 years from 2000-2007.

List of Armenians.

Turkey

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TURKEY IS ABHORRENT ASH KETCHUM-WORSHIPING BRIMSTONE DEEP INSIDE THE BOWELS OF THE BLACKEDROOMS!!!!!!!!!!!

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Very large country home to quite a lot of brimstone. More ethnically similar to European countries like Bosnia and Serbia but technically in Asia due to the science. Known for being a massive brimstone land and having quite possibly some of the most annoying selfish little fucks of all time.

Most of them are descendants from a muttish mixture of Proto-Indians, Egyptian/Middle Eastern Immigrants, Kurdish peoples (who are oppressed by the government o algo) and extinct Mongolian tribes that don’t exist anymore, making them along with us Amerimutts the most Muttish mutts to ever mutt.

List of Turks

Astrofene (Turk-Armenian mutt)
Trevor (Turk-Armenian-Kurd mutt)
Goth (Turk-Armenian mutt)
Hasan (Turk-Armenian mutt)
Cènk Uyghur
Milo Yiannopoulos (Turk-American-Greek mutt)
Froot’s wife (their baby is a Italian-Turkish mutt)

Central Asia

CENTRAL ASIA is coal.

Barren like Northwest Asia but unlike Northwest Asia, actually has some crops (i.e, corn, fish, cacao, soy). Most Central Asians are Mongol mutts, and are also pretty dumb.

Kyrgyzstan

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Very barren and coal due to nobody there and having a fetish department but notable due to being the site of a 764 video where an autistic man burns himself alive after getting stranded due to confusing this country with Kazakhstan.

Mongolia

Mongolia is a DEAD, FORCED MEME

You may try to revive it, but this forced meme may stay dead.

OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!!
FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW I <3 LESBIAN HENTAI OF TWO DUDES
DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SUDE

The definition of WE WUZ KANGS. Back in the 700’s and 800’s Mongolia had a bunch of tribes that conquered literally everything from Japan to a random Kyrgyz village. As a result pretty much everybody has atleast 0.4% Mongol in their DNA because the fact that Mongols are known for having sex addictions. Unfortunately the eternal anglos conquered them in the 1800’s and killed around 13% of the population (which was already dying off due to Mongolia’s whole population being only concentrated in 3 cities in Central Mongolia) and now Mongolia (which officially became independent again in 1946) is so barren it could take 3 months to find a singular person. Pretty much the Asian equivalent of Montana.

Mongolia was also a forced meme on /b/ back in the early 2010’s, as a retarded poster from Mongolia kept posting the Mongolian flag along with the text “Bring back Khan” seemingly saying that he wanted Mongolia to become a new China like it was in the 700’s or something. The meme was so forced #VoteforVictor forcers were mad at him, and the poster was banned from /b/. It is unclear what the Mongolian forcer is doing now.

The only Gemmy thing to come out of Mongolia is when the Mongolian dictator whose name I can’t spell (I think it is Peljidiin Genden?) slapped Stalin in the face and told him to shut the fuck up when Stalin told Gendin that they were open to Mongolia joining the Soviet Union.

Notable Mongols

(You) are technically one
Genghis Khan
Damdin
Anyone who plays Mongolian wrestling.

Turkmenistan

Turkmenistan is iron.

Second most barren country in the world behind only Mongolia. Unlike Mongolia, it decided to join the Soviet Union, and is literally just Russia but with slightly more Mongol and Turkic ancestry. In fact, it is so Turkish, the name is literally Turkmen-istan (with Istan meaning home in Abkhaz, the National language of Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, and Kazakhstan), so this is literally just Turkey 2.0.

Notable Turkmeni

Uzbekistan

BOIII TS PAGE IS FROM OHIO 😂🫱

The only Stan that doesn’t speak Abkhaz, they speak Russian (due to being in the Soviet Union) instead and are culturally Russian, making it pretty much Russia 2.0. They also fight for Vladimir Putin in the Russia-Ukrani War. Instead, they speak Russian. Home to the birthplace of Skibidi Toilet due to DaFuqBoom being from here.

Notable people

Skibidi toilet inventor DaFuqBoom
A lot of cacas
A lot of Koreans as Joseph Stalin hated Koreans (like me) and expelled all Koreans trying to get visas to Uzbekistan.

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 Second most barren country in the world behind only Mongolia. Unlike Mongolia, it decided to join the Soviet Union, and is literally just Russia but with slightly more Mongol and Turkic ancestry. In fact, it is so Turkish, the name is literally Turkmen-istan (with Istan meaning home in Abkhaz, the National language of Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, and Kazakhstan), so this is literally just Turkey 2.0.

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